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Ted Alexandro
"Much love and respect to the master, George Carlin. Godspeed."

Male
39 years old
ASTORIA,
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/tedalexandro  

   Ted Alexandro's Comedian Bio
Websitetedalexandro.com
TV ShowsLate Show with David Letterman, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Craig Ferguson, The View, Dr. Katz, Oz, Comedy Central Presents (2001, 2006)
AlbumsAs Much As You Want

    Ted Alexandro's Interests
GeneralThe arts, sports, playing piano.
MusicJames Taylor, Stevie Wonder, Hank Jones, Steely Dan, Eric B and Rakim, Beastie Boys, Cassandra Wilson, Chaka Khan, Diana Krall, Thelonious Monk. That's it.
TelevisionReal Time with Bill Maher, NBA basketball, NY Mets, Lost, Oprah.
BooksThe Grapes of Wrath, My Name is Asher Lev, Of Mice and Men, Busting Vegas, Born Standing Up: A Comedian's Life

     Ted Alexandro's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bellerose
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:Comedian


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 2 2008 8:00P
Gotham (Pediatric Cancer Benefit) New York NY
Jul 3 2008 8:00P
Brokerage Bellemore NY
Jul 4 2008 8:00P
Comix New York NY
Jul 4 2008 10:30P
Comix New York NY
Jul 5 2008 8:00P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Jul 5 2008 10:00P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Jul 5 2008 11:45P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Jul 6 2008 9:00P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 7 2008 9:00P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 9 2008 8:00P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY

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   Ted Alexandro's Blurbs
About me:
Website: www.tedalexandro.com



Broke Hack Mountain
A raw, powerful story of two hack standup comedians who meet and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond--by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.

J.J. Nolan: Ted Alexandro
Skip Rosenberg: Dave Siegel






IT'S HERE! As a follow-up to his debut CD, Ted's sold out show at Flushing Town Hall has been released on DVD!

Click here for more info on how to buy As Much As You Want.

His skewered vision of life makes Ted a comic find.
-Lewis Black, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

That Jesus Abs joke... even Mel Gibson would laugh!
-Dave Attell, Insomniac with Dave Attell





Click to view a clip from the "As Much As You Want" Dvd.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Steve Nash, Frances McDormand, Javier Bardem, Daniel Day-Lewis, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Christopher Guest, Ricky Gervais, Martin Luther King, Sr.

   Ted Alexandro's Friend Space (Top 8)
Ted Alexandro has 4292 friends.
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Ted Alexandro's Friends Comments
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Kerith





Jun 30 2008 2:46 PM

Ted, I just watched "As Much As You Want" and it had me in stitches! Thanks for the humor!! I'm sure this year's Wharton Comedy Club show wasn't as funny as when you were there!
Erinkate





Jun 24 2008 4:09 AM

I like the new site, Ted!! You funny.
Did you see the sign up in da hood for a Lost Sloth? Was that a joke? Cus I took it seriously.
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Heidi Kikel





Jun 23 2008 6:39 PM

your site looks sweet.

"Become a TEDophile" lol

:-)
N!KKI...is in Mexico!





Jun 21 2008 7:03 PM

So I went through Brooklyn today...to get to Coney Island... to see some pasties and gays... and I thought about you during that small Brooklyn drive blurp. =)
Danny Cohen





Jun 21 2008 10:13 PM

The truth Ted -

Isn't William adorable...

Because I find him irresistable too.
MAX POWER [johnperich.com]





Jun 20 2008 10:58 PM

Tonight was my second time seeing you at the comedy castle, and you were hilarious as always.

I especially loved the abortion joke!
hbcmarla





Jun 20 2008 5:40 PM

Any plans to come out to The Funny Bone in Manchester, CT?
John





Jun 19 2008 9:22 PM

Ted!!!! Thanks for a great show Thursday night in Royal Oak MI & for taking a pic with me! It's been added to my photo album on here! Check it out!
Comix





Jun 19 2008 1:19 PM

Can't wait to see you at the Onion Benefit for Comedy Cures at Comix June 25!


There are going to be tons of AWESOME raffle prizes like tickets to Xanadu, Ricky Gervais and so much more!

www.comixny.com
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Jun 14 2008 2:16 PM

We are proud to announce that our choice for comedy of the week is up on our mysapce.
You can see it now by going to our myspace page.
Thanks, Best of Comedy
fatjoethecomic





Jun 14 2008 6:51 AM

THANKS FOR KILLIN LAST NIGHT ON STAGE AT MY SHOW - I appreciate you comin out- I dont know why i was yelling at the beginning of this myspace comment.

joe narvaez
www.fatjoethecomic.com
ASHLEY!





Jun 9 2008 12:28 AM

come to texas please. i love your acts!
Kelly





Jun 7 2008 3:50 PM

"Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Appreciate your friends. Continue to learn. Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is" xoxo
ShaunU





Jun 6 2008 12:15 PM

RED WINGS 2008 champions

and I'm going to a TIGER game tonight!!!!
Pam





Jun 4 2008 1:46 PM

Hey Ted thought I would stop by quick and see how things were going. I haven't been on much lately, work has been busy with all the laws trying to be passed in NY. Hopefully I can get down to the city soon.
Amanda





Jun 3 2008 8:49 PM

Looking forward to seeing you again in Royal Oak!!! 8:00A Though??? :-)
Terry McNeely Stand Up





Jun 2 2008 4:39 PM

"JESUS WOULD USE LESS TEETH"? YOU'RE A FLITHY GENIUS!
Andrea





Jun 1 2008 1:53 PM

um by Royal Oak, do you mean Royal Oak MICHIGAN?!
Pat Dixon





May 27 2008 9:05 PM

Hey, man. Are you helping set the World Record at the Comic Strip?
Ashley Costello(Pea 1)





May 26 2008 8:04 PM

OSU's bit was hilarious.

I was however hoping for the etch a sketch cop bit
Matt Burke





May 27 2008 11:30 AM

Mail truck!

Thanks for the A.D.D.
fatjoethecomic





May 24 2008 10:17 AM

With Lang as my Mentor - I feel like young Anakin.
The Good Twin





May 23 2008 6:00 PM

Wen are you going to come to L.A.? We need your fantasticness!!!
Marguerite





May 21 2008 4:26 AM

Just saying hi and hope your gig at the U of D rocked..I noticed that you did get a comment or two about it..Now it is time to do the Grand..love from Your Delaware Fan..
Angela McCullough


Is Online


May 20 2008 2:03 PM

You Rocked OSU last night, thanks for the laughs. I blogged about you and Jason Kanter - giving you props. Take care and have a great day - Angie
Erinkate





May 19 2008 6:20 PM

Ted!! I went running in the park Friday morn, showered, and when I got out of the shower there was a hooded man trying to get in my back door at 6:45 am. And then on Sunday- Greg was confronted by some weirdo who had a weapon right outside the apt!! It was a white man with a limp. I warned Jose, but he didn't seem to care.
broken legeNds





May 17 2008 1:41 PM

Dude you were hilarious at Jesters the other night. We really appreciate you coming out and can't wait to see more of you. I saw your Comedy Central work and forwarded it to all my friends. PEACE!
Eric I





May 15 2008 7:48 PM

Here's to proving next week that YOU, and NOT Maurice Clarett, are the most talented entertainer to get paid for playing at The Ohio State University.

Hope you're well, Ted.

Peace,

E
melani





May 15 2008 12:21 PM

I like the picture of you on the bench better. Or maybe snake handler...the bench one you're looking kind of morose. Maybe just contemplative....so why no blogs? I'm bored and you make me laugh like an insane person when I'm all alone. Sometimes I just think of you and laugh.I'm laughing now. You can't tell.You have a really small kitchen.KITCHEN!!! Dude, I'm so bored.Please humour me.Do you want to go to the Philippines? Not necessarily with me, just in general...
Randolph Terrance





May 14 2008 1:18 PM

What exactly was happening 3 feet to your left when the new profile picture was taken? You look like it was amazing.....
Andy Pitz





May 13 2008 2:05 AM

Your headline makes more sense to me now.
Erin Jackson


Is Online


May 11 2008 10:09 AM

Heeeeey Ted! ;)
fatjoethecomic





May 10 2008 1:46 PM

BLEND COMEDY SHOW!! Thanks for being a part of it.

Joe Narvaez
www.fatjoethecomic.com
Hollis James





May 8 2008 9:26 PM

i never knew that the university of delaware cafeteria served such tasty comedy...let alone any comedy! Great trip, pal! Thanks!
215





May 5 2008 10:15 PM

you may not have won comedy central's stand-up month
but....
you just won the 38th slot on my top 40 friend's list

which is almost as satisfying

congrats
josh c.
215
Allie ☼





May 6 2008 9:12 PM

Did you get out of Sacramento alive? Were you on Good Day Sacramento?
Do you like gnomes?
+ BOBBY AWESOME +





May 7 2008 1:55 PM

Hey . . . Great week in Sacramento. See ya again next time. Keep up the good work.
Semi Retired





May 3 2008 8:15 PM

Thanks for the add
Semper Fi
Patricia