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The internet is just a series of tubes



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At a hearing about pending telecommunications legislation last week, Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK) discussed the nature of the internet. There was something very lyrical about his mixed metaphors and confused understanding about the reasons why legislating network neutrality promotes free speech, so here is a song.

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Hello,
MySpace has deleted your profile because we received a credible complaint of your violation of the MySpace Terms of Services.

Prohibited activity includes, but is not limited to:
-Any automated use of the system, such as using scripts and/or bots to add friends, send messages, etc.
-For band and filmmaker profiles, MySpace prohibits sexually suggestive imagery or any other unfair, misleading or deceptive content intended to draw traffic to the profile.
-MySpace also investigates credible complaints of copyright/trademark infringement and will delete any materials that infringe upon the intellectual property rights of third parties.

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If we delete your account, it cannot be reinstated.

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Matt Fleming





Dec 6 2006 5:23 AM

To all of the Chinese Spammers out there:


PLEASE keep all of your unsolicited internets out of my tubes!
Rubberband Girl





Oct 3 2006 4:10 PM

I invoke you all to watch "Why We Fight" and "Down the Rabbit Hole"
The first will show you some evidence about what is going on in our government right now and the second one shows you how to create your own reality. Take the red pill...
Señor Bacon





Sep 29 2006 3:03 AM

They see me rollin'
They hatin ... patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty
Tryna catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud I'm swangin
They hopin' that they gone catch me ridin dirty
Tryna catch me ridin dirty

Keep up the fight my brotha!
Rubberband Girl





Sep 20 2006 5:35 PM

hey, krakahead, you'll like this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

funny!
Rubberband Girl





Sep 20 2006 5:34 PM

Poor Ted probably has AOL and that's why he can't get his internets the same day. AOL is a virus and probably blocks the tubes like a big turd clogs your toilet.
krakahead





Sep 20 2006 5:05 PM

Internet porn is just a series of boobs, boobs that run through the internet's series of tubes.

Please don't clog up my boob tubes with your dump truck.
xox





Sep 12 2006 7:07 PM

Can somebody ask Ted why the Senate can't even pass a few, simple approps bills? Is it because of the internets?

xox
good jen
Grim





Aug 10 2006 9:20 AM

Keep sending out these great internets!


CODE*ADAM





Aug 8 2006 8:00 AM

Hey - shut up!
When you are awesome enough to name an international airport after yourself - then you can talk shit.

;)
WEARETHEWEB





Jul 31 2006 7:04 PM

The issue of net neutrality is reaching a boiling point, and the results will affect every Internet user in the US. We Are the Web is here to raise awareness with the help of some of the webs biggest names: Leslie Hall, The Tron Guy, and Peter Pan. Check out the music video, and share this important message at out websitre:
http://www.wearetheweb.org/
Third World American





Jul 20 2006 10:12 AM

Thanks for the add. I can't believe they deleted your profile (well, I can). But at least you're back and better than ever now. Live Free Or Die!
mby





Jul 19 2006 4:20 PM

They should build the new Commercial Internet in Alaska! They could put it close to the Pipeline! There's plenty room for the inter-tubes there!!!
Space Dinosaur





Jul 19 2006 5:53 AM

Crap...I was surfing the internet and got stuck in a tube!

Stuck on the Internet

T. James Hedgewick-Bosworth





Jul 19 2006 5:06 AM

Also, ridiculous Craigslist posting...

craigslist.org Senator Stevens posting
T. James Hedgewick-Bosworth





Jul 18 2006 11:21 PM

Great song, glad they let you keep it up!

Found a HILARIOUS Ted Stevens blog at senatorstevens.blogspot.com.
Gerry Generic





Jul 18 2006 3:55 PM

Visit Gerry Generic for weird music!
CelticMyth *Stacy*





Jul 18 2006 3:44 AM

Thanks for the add.

I'm just glad my friend request was able to get through all the clogged tubes and no streaming movies blocked it's way. Or wait maybe my friend request was the unimportant crap that's blocking other people's important stuff from getting through the tubes. Never mind now I'm confused and must lay down.
Kelly





Jul 18 2006 12:48 AM

No, Fee Waybill and The Tubes are more than White Punks on Dope.... They ARE Rawhide... and the Perry Mason Theme.....

The Totally Tubular Internet is a figment. A plumber's nightmare.
Libel





Jul 17 2006 6:28 PM

Brilliant. Way to go.

If the Internet is a series of tubes, where does that leave The Tubes? Are they just White Punks On Dope, or is just a matter of Talk To Ya Later?
Grim





Jul 17 2006 6:27 AM

Brilliant!
Thank you for this, and thanks for the ad.


Eric





Jul 17 2006 5:21 AM

A friend of mine recently had her internet shut off. So in a way, she had her tubes tied.

Zing.
Brett Houston





Jul 16 2006 6:03 PM

Well what did you expect, it was built by Al Gore, with his own bare hands...
"Lies" Cortes





Jul 16 2006 1:10 PM

ive been waiting on an internets for like 3 days now. someone call a plumber, my tubes must be clogged.
Mark





Jul 16 2006 8:21 AM

I'm also from AK and I interned with Sen. Stevens, and he impressed me with his high level of technical understanding.

I haven't been that wrong in a long time. Or perhaps ever.
a





Jul 16 2006 7:23 AM

You need a default picture. Now.
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