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Dan Telfer
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Sketch Comedy
Dan Telfer Male
31 years old
EVANSTON, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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BioWhat’s up, MySpace nerd? I’m also a nerd, and a comedian. I’ve been acting, writing plays, and performing improv comedy in Chicago for over 10 years, and these days it’s mostly stand-up comedy. I’m a performer and a producer for Chicago Underground Comedy, and I’m often seen around town at places like The Lakeshore Theater, The Lincoln Lodge, and the Belmont Burlesque Revue.

I’m not a "code nerd", but here’s a super secret message for those of you who are:

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Websitedirenerd.com
InfluencesPatton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, John Cleese, Maria Bamford, Steve Martin, Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Steve Carrell, Hard N' Phirm, Brian Stack, John Hodgman, Kurt Vonnegut, Dan Bakkedahl
TV ShowsOne time Conan O'Brien introduced a drawing for his "Kid's Drawings" sketch as by "Little Danny Telfer". That's right, suckas!
FilmsKablam, I'm on that one movie website!

     Dan Telfer's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Joliet, IL
Body type:6' 5"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent


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About me:
Buy my original books on Lulu.com: Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.

Read my interview with Patton Oswalt here!

Read my interview with Janeane Garofalo here!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright. A triceratops for riding.

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Riot Fest Music

Riot Fest Music



Sep 29 2009 5:35 AM

8 DAYS AWAY!!!
tickets are selling fast...so don't miss out on this 5 day punk rock blowout.

Click here to buy tickets and partake in this years Riot Fest frenzy.

...and get ready to rock-n-bowl for our first annual punk rock bowling tournament held on Friday & Saturday!


mrs.ahhh

Lindsey Unrath



Jan 21 2009 8:34 PM

hey.
Mike Schmack

Mike Schmack



Jan 5 2009 11:10 PM

HEY DAN! How ARE you dude?! It was GREAT seeing you last night at Town Hall! I am SO SORRY that I wasn't able to stay for your set! I unfortunately had to go the airport to pick somebody up! But I am SURE that you were HILARIOUS as ALWAYS man! I hope to catch one of your shows again soon! Take care man!
mrs.ahhh

Lindsey Unrath



Dec 4 2008 6:00 PM

hey missed you at snowball this year.
hows the baby?
carlfranzen

carlfranzen



Nov 29 2008 9:03 AM

In addition to the Obama World we now live in there's a lot to be thankful for. For starters, thanks for being my friend. Hope to see you Sunday at Bills Blues.
Joe the Plummer

Joe the Plummer



Oct 18 2008 10:31 PM

You need to write more jokes about plumbing. Come by and post on my page, I have a new song I wrote coming up tonight.
You've been plumbed!
Roger Trott

        Roger Trott



Oct 17 2008 4:59 PM

Hey, Dan, thanks for the add! If you haven’t already, please check out my novel, GETTING IN TUNE, and hear the fictional Killjoys at www. rogertrott. com. The story is about an angst-ridden guitarist who drags his band onto the road in search of the transcendent power of Pete Townshend’s Universal Chord. It’s a wild ride through the world of ‘70s rock & roll.
Best—Roger Trott
Recapitulation

Recapitulation



Oct 13 2008 7:32 PM

Hi Dan:

You're cordially invited to opening night of "I Saw You:The Improvised Musical" this Wednesday! Hope to see you there

Tomas

Tomas Medina



Oct 8 2008 12:57 AM

You make goat sex hot...
Jodi

Jodi Kirk



Sep 14 2008 12:49 AM

Happy Birthday Dan!
Hope to see you around soon.
:)
O.I.N.K!

O.I.N.K!



Sep 11 2008 8:45 AM

Thanks for putting the smack down on unruly audience members and hammin' it up with us!
Celebrity

Celebrity



Aug 15 2008 6:06 AM

Here's your set!

Celebrity

Celebrity



Aug 9 2008 8:43 PM

Heya Dan! Working on your tape, but here's a preview...

Paul.Sigwerth

Paul.Sigwerth



Jul 10 2008 8:12 PM

My frequent flier miles are up in the air.



How you feeling?
David Mascorro

David Mascorro



Jul 9 2008 7:03 AM

Thanks friend,
I'm glad we internet!
Bubba Muski

Bubba Muski



Jul 1 2008 12:52 AM

I don't even know what that means... Just sounded fantastic!
Bubba Muski

Bubba Muski



Jul 1 2008 12:52 AM

The Teflon Telpher!
mrs.ahhh

Lindsey Unrath



Jun 18 2008 1:00 AM

hey so guess what...
im gonna be a mom.....
Amanda Potter

Amanda Potter



Jun 11 2008 5:58 PM

Thank you for joining my friends list. I am trying to get a lot of friends together as I will soon be playing in other states. I wanted to make sure that I kept in touch with everyone and here seems to be the best place. Please feel free to check out my band(s) sites as well. Baked Monkey and Knot Limited are on my friends list and have more original music with my influence(s). Thanks again.
Love to all,
Amanda
Baked Monkey

Baked Monkey



Jun 10 2008 9:32 PM


Thanks for joining our Monkey Friends - Rock On!!!

Don’t miss our pet photo contest – check our page for details!
Ritter

Ritter



May 21 2008 6:40 PM

Great lineup last night.
Keep up the good work!
Cori Crooks

Cori Crooks



May 3 2008 1:38 AM

Congrats on your after-baby-gigs!

Oh my! I bet you're tired! The madness produced by the lack of sleep from said beautiful baby is sure to make you more funny. I read that. I sware. Science news or the enquirer or something.

So.... you like my cover?
Cindy CornelsEn

Cindy CornelsEn



Apr 28 2008 6:18 PM

Good stuff last night! Nice to see yous too! ;)
Tony Sam

Tony Sam



Apr 26 2008 2:25 AM

Just thought I would congratulate you publicly for your baby!

YAY!
GladGirl

GladGirl



Apr 21 2008 1:25 PM

Got sleep?
Belated congrats on your new bundle of joy.
Keep momma happy with a daily foot massage- you'll be glad you did.
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