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Dan Telfer
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Sketch Comedy
Male
30 years old
EVANSTON, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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   Dan Telfer's Comedian Bio
BioWhat’s up, MySpace nerd? I’m also a nerd, and a comedian. I’ve been acting, writing plays, and performing improv comedy in Chicago for over 10 years, and these days it’s mostly stand-up comedy. I’m a performer and a producer for Chicago Underground Comedy, and I’m often seen around town at places like The Lakeshore Theater, The Lincoln Lodge, and the Belmont Burlesque Revue.

I’m not a "code nerd", but here’s a super secret message for those of you who are:

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Websitedirenerd.com
InfluencesPatton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, John Cleese, Maria Bamford, Steve Martin, Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Steve Carrell, Hard N' Phirm, Brian Stack, John Hodgman, Kurt Vonnegut, Dan Bakkedahl
TV ShowsOne time Conan O'Brien introduced a drawing for his "Kid's Drawings" sketch as by "Little Danny Telfer". That's right, suckas!
FilmsKablam, I'm on that one movie website!

     Dan Telfer's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Joliet, IL
Body type:6' 5"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 26 2009 10:00P
Snubfest Chicago IL
Jun 27 2009 10:30P
Opening for John Bolger @ Chicago Center for the Performing Arts Chicago IL
Jul 2 2009 8:00P
Jukebox Comedy Club Peoria IL
Jul 25 2009 8:00P
TCB: Taking Care of Business- Telfer, Carmona, & Burke Chicago IL
Jul 27 2009 8:00P
Hungry Brain Chicago IL
Aug 4 2009 8:30P
Opening for John Roy @ Zanies Chicago IL
Aug 5 2009 8:30P
Opening for John Roy @ Zanies Chicago IL
Aug 6 2009 8:30P
Opening for John Roy @ Zanies Chicago IL
Aug 7 2009 8:30P
Opening for John Roy @ Zanies Chicago IL
Aug 8 2009 8:30P
Opening for John Roy @ Zanies Chicago IL
Aug 9 2009 8:30P
Opening for John Roy @ Zanies Chicago IL
Aug 13 2009 8:00P
Opening for Jackie Kashian @ The Funnybone Bloomington IN
Aug 14 2009 8:00P
Opening for Jackie Kashian @ The Funnybone Bloomington IN
Aug 14 2009 10:30P
Opening for Jackie Kashian @ The Funnybone Bloomington IN
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
Opening for Jackie Kashian @ The Funnybone Bloomington IN
Aug 15 2009 10:30P
Opening for Jackie Kashian @ The Funnybone Bloomington IN
Aug 22 2009 7:30P
Opening for Jon Oliver @ The Lakeshore Theater Chicago IL
Aug 22 2009 10:30P
Opening for Jon Oliver @ The Lakeshore Theater Chicago IL

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   Dan Telfer's Blurbs
About me:
Buy my original books on Lulu.com: Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.

Read my interview with Patton Oswalt here!

Read my interview with Janeane Garofalo here!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright. A triceratops for riding.

   Dan Telfer's Friend Space (Top 8)
Dan Telfer has 975 friends.
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Dan Telfer's Friends Comments
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mrs.ahhh





Jan 21 2009 8:34 PM

hey.
Mike Schmack





Jan 5 2009 11:10 PM

HEY DAN! How ARE you dude?! It was GREAT seeing you last night at Town Hall! I am SO SORRY that I wasn't able to stay for your set! I unfortunately had to go the airport to pick somebody up! But I am SURE that you were HILARIOUS as ALWAYS man! I hope to catch one of your shows again soon! Take care man!
mrs.ahhh





Dec 4 2008 6:00 PM

hey missed you at snowball this year.
hows the baby?
carlfranzen





Nov 29 2008 9:03 AM

In addition to the Obama World we now live in there's a lot to be thankful for. For starters, thanks for being my friend. Hope to see you Sunday at Bills Blues.
Joe the Plummer





Oct 18 2008 10:31 PM

You need to write more jokes about plumbing. Come by and post on my page, I have a new song I wrote coming up tonight.
You've been plumbed!
Roger Trott





Oct 17 2008 4:59 PM

Hey, Dan, thanks for the add! If you haven’t already, please check out my novel, GETTING IN TUNE, and hear the fictional Killjoys at www. rogertrott. com. The story is about an angst-ridden guitarist who drags his band onto the road in search of the transcendent power of Pete Townshend’s Universal Chord. It’s a wild ride through the world of ‘70s rock & roll.
Best—Roger Trott
Recapitulation





Oct 13 2008 7:32 PM

Hi Dan:

You're cordially invited to opening night of "I Saw You:The Improvised Musical" this Wednesday! Hope to see you there

Tomas


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Oct 8 2008 12:57 AM

You make goat sex hot...
Jodi





Sep 14 2008 12:49 AM

Happy Birthday Dan!
Hope to see you around soon.
:)
O.I.N.K!





Sep 11 2008 8:45 AM

Thanks for putting the smack down on unruly audience members and hammin' it up with us!
Celebrity





Aug 15 2008 6:06 AM

Here's your set!

Celebrity





Aug 9 2008 8:43 PM

Heya Dan! Working on your tape, but here's a preview...

Paul.Sigwerth





Jul 10 2008 8:12 PM

My frequent flier miles are up in the air.



How you feeling?
David Mascorro





Jul 9 2008 7:03 AM

Thanks friend,
I'm glad we internet!
Bubba Muski





Jul 1 2008 12:52 AM

I don't even know what that means... Just sounded fantastic!
Bubba Muski





Jul 1 2008 12:52 AM

The Teflon Telpher!
mrs.ahhh





Jun 18 2008 1:00 AM

hey so guess what...
im gonna be a mom.....
Amanda Potter





Jun 11 2008 5:58 PM

Thank you for joining my friends list. I am trying to get a lot of friends together as I will soon be playing in other states. I wanted to make sure that I kept in touch with everyone and here seems to be the best place. Please feel free to check out my band(s) sites as well. Baked Monkey and Knot Limited are on my friends list and have more original music with my influence(s). Thanks again.
Love to all,
Amanda
Baked Monkey





Jun 10 2008 9:32 PM


Thanks for joining our Monkey Friends - Rock On!!!

Don’t miss our pet photo contest – check our page for details!
Ritter





May 21 2008 6:40 PM

Great lineup last night.
Keep up the good work!
Cori Crooks





May 3 2008 1:38 AM

Congrats on your after-baby-gigs!

Oh my! I bet you're tired! The madness produced by the lack of sleep from said beautiful baby is sure to make you more funny. I read that. I sware. Science news or the enquirer or something.

So.... you like my cover?
Cindy CornelsEn





Apr 28 2008 6:18 PM

Good stuff last night! Nice to see yous too! ;)
Tony Sam





Apr 26 2008 2:25 AM

Just thought I would congratulate you publicly for your baby!

YAY!
GladGirl





Apr 21 2008 1:25 PM

Got sleep?
Belated congrats on your new bundle of joy.
Keep momma happy with a daily foot massage- you'll be glad you did.
James Fritz





Apr 9 2008 6:56 PM

I HEART BABY PARADE!
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