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MusicReview of the Feb 20th, 2008 THE END OF THE INTERNET !!! review review review review review review review review review reviewreview review review review reviewreview review review review reviewreview review review review review !!! --- THE END OF THE INTERNET - WEDNES FEBR 20 // 08 - THE PRESS CLUB --- I know you are all so curious about how this went down last night. It was something you really DID NOT want to miss. We had heckling, violence, walkouts, anger and pepto bismol Let's begin at the beginning shall we ? 7pm I arrived at the Press CLub - I put up the white sheet for projection I started the projector and throughout the evening we saw SAN SOLEIL / LA JETEE / BLACK CAT WHITE CAT / BANNED CARTOONS AND ADVERTISEMENTS FROM THE 1930s-present - BROWNING'S FREAKS and a martial arts how-to video. Set up mics and turned on music. Throughout the night you heard Omar Souleyman, Chromatics, Debussy, Gonzales, Clark and obscure music from Thailand, Japan and New Jersey. 8pm doors open. Two people hella early. sat, sipped straws. vodka i think. 8.30 pm Filling up now, almost time to begin. letting people buy their first drinks. long pints mostly. 8.45 pm My introduction. about 10 minutes long. Some things about ((((({ you: '(You)', searching: 'Searching...', search: 'Search', create_up: 'CREATE', leave_it: 'leave it', remove: 'remove', 'REMOVE', ban_up: 'BAN', saving: 'Saving...', remain_here: 'remain here', returnn: 'return', continuing: 'continuing...', and: 'and', undo: 'undo', yes_delete: 'yes, delete', ok: 'OK', go_up: 'GO', save: 'Save', save_up: 'SAVE', or_up: 'OR', cancel: and/or I ignore hired Beijing personnel harboring hot dub or oi with 8 GHz box disc two would allow QWERTY to cum pi Also told people to try and pay what they could. 9 pm Jeremy Hobbs reads work. Something like horrible poetry taken very seriously. something like man, jeremy is DYING on stage and needs to drink Pepto Bismol to make himself a better poet, less nervous. Jeremy gets sick in bucket as people yell "This is not art" back at him. 9.15 pm Me again. something like "some bodies in the bitch are temporarily un-rotate-able" Answer my phone on stage and ask if Liisa Ladouceur is in the house (had not met her) - she is ! crowd of 2 people chanting "LIIIIISSSSSAAA ! " On stage Liisa reads what she describes as her "goth-girl peaces" and ends with a read-along made up of mispronounced Hopelandic (A made-up language by Sigur Ros) 9.45 pm BREAK FOR "the fucking eclipse" 10.15pm "I'm hearing that the crowd wants me back" - i re-introduce things, something like "I really love darts. Almost as much as I love my wife" and other classic jokes 10.25pm Read Rachel Zolf's bio and expect her to come on stage to read - called her a "bona fide artist" which was not meant to be patronizing but was supposed to be self-deprecating. i.e. i am not a real artist, she is. Ms. Zolf and three friends walk out of Press Club in protest. Last friend, a young petit woman aggressively grabs my shoulders and says "this is some seriously insulting shit" and begins to slap and punch my head. I asked if she thought i would hit her back insinuating that it was not fair to hit someone knowing they will not fight back. Then offered her a pretzel. (was eating a bag as i introduced Zolf) She grabbed the pretzel bag and twisted it around in my hands. i had both her arms clenched so she would stop hitting me. then good friend of mine came barreling through the full house and threw said petit woman the fuck out. someone threw beer at her as they left. Found a note at their table after that said "ANGRY TABLE - SUPPORT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" - thought it quite funny and hypocritical that zolf's group was so fond of being PC but seemed to be fine with violence. Kind of undermined their walkout too. Made the night better in my opinion. Many people also thought it was staged. 10.35pm Read some more hilarious stuff, made crowd buzz with laughter / interest. 10.45pm GARBAGE! VIOLENCE! ENTHUSIASM! on stage. three performers. Thomas, Amy and Jay. Danced around stage in helmets and broke cardboard on each other's heads while rapping over hard electronic beats. 11pm Outro. i.e. This time we're really breaking up and something like "it's over, go home. don't text message and drive" 12am-1.30am heavy drinking / various talk about what the fuck just happened. TEOTI SHOULD BE BACK IN MARCH - BE THERE
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May 16 2008 8:20 AM

Hey guys, greetings from Ireland, we appreciate the friendship. Maybe catch you round Toronto when we come over for NXNE in June.

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Feb 18 2008 2:25 PM

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Feb 9 2008 7:19 AM

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Dec 16 2007 4:15 AM

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Nov 4 2007 2:46 AM

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Jun 12 2007 11:36 PM

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Jun 4 2007 11:48 AM

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May 27 2007 6:34 PM

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May 25 2007 7:21 PM

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May 11 2007 7:38 AM

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May 11 2007 7:08 AM

For Now, Peace Love & Happiness

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By representing mankind as a whole,

Black, White, Indian or Asian

I truly, have been taught by the Great One,

To treat, every being the same,

Strictly no Discrimination,

Who really are we?

To impose, these bitter acts of division?

Me personally,

In this Great Tree of Society, Just another root,

For the successful awareness, In pursuit

And when I meet those like-minded focused eyes,

We share big hugs

And as a gesture of respect, we salute

Cause when two minds feel the same about a subject

That’s what I call a true connect

A simple look shows how we feel and we reflect

Cause from injury, danger, destruction and damage,

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You could smile and call me the one who DISINFECT'S !

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May 11 2007 5:54 AM

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May 10 2007 4:17 PM

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Vacationing on a tropical island to help reconcile their marriage, a couple falls victim to an unknown predator that reopens their psychological wounds while trying to kill them.

Think: Gone With The Wind meets The Fugitive and Heart of Darkness.
Stefano





May 10 2007 4:03 PM

Internet can be a great chance.
If we aren't able to create real connection and to go out for getting our goals, it can become a prison.
So...keep in touch!
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May 10 2007 3:54 PM

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It's my pleasure to meet you
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May 9 2007 5:54 PM

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May 3 2007 4:58 AM

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Apr 29 2007 5:11 PM

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Apr 29 2007 4:57 PM

thats the way I like it.
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Apr 29 2007 4:50 AM

Dropping by to say thanks for being our friend. The Inside Story newspaper is one of Queer Toronto Ontario's leading media publications, with the hottest happenings in the coolest places. It's good to know what's new and exciting with "the end of the Internet." Don_Q, editor
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Apr 28 2007 11:52 AM

The end of the internet... I have a list of things to do on that day that could really use some attention.

We use the internet to promote our song writing and spend more time on our ass in front of this screen than with a guitar and a note pad in our hand. What's up whith that? Taming this beast could be a life long challenge.

Anyway, you have a cool site and I wanted to say that + we know it's a big myspace out there and The Chronicles are grateful you found us. We're honoured to be your friend.

Please keep in touch.

Cheers,

Joe Chisholm
www.CHRONICLESROCK.com
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Apr 20 2007 6:59 AM

and just what in the fuck do you think you're doing?
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Apr 10 2007 5:27 PM