My bluetooth headset. Talking on my bluetooth headset, especially in crowded, public areas. Living life to the extreme. Making fun of fags and retards. Talking black around black people. Using words like "basically" and "literally" way too much. Basically, anything that's literally a fucking awesome time, I'm dwon for.
Music
Whatever is cool and trendy at the clubs is what I'm up for. In addition to that, I like Jimmy Buffett, Toby Keith, A.C., K-Fed is my boy, Counting Crowes, The Strokes and other alternative music like that.
Movies
Anything with Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey. Anything with Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy (Git 'er done!), Bill Engvall or Jeff Foxworthy. The Health Inspector. War movies. Teen horror movies. Nothing faggy.
Television
Family Guy, Drawn Together, Blue Color Comedy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Friends, Two and a Half Men, King of Queens, Home Improvement.
Books
Does Playboy count? LOL!
Heroes
Hugh Hefner and anyone who doesn't play by Hollywood's rules...
About me: Looking to meet cool chicks to hit up clubs in LA. Looking for someone smart, intelligent and with a good sense of humor. Must love Family Guy and Adam Sandler. I really just want a regular girl who isn't all fake and shit. No fatties or anyone over 22.
Who I'd like to meet: Just a regular dude, love kickin' it with my bros, heading to Vegas for a weekend (Want to give a shoutout to my man Jimmy at Ghost Bar!). I like the simple things in life like partying in the Hamptons, smoking cigars and drinking scotch (single malt only! Glenlivet in da howz!). Fast cars, fast women, the usual bullshit. My friend once said, "Jody Bennett, your life is like an issue of Maxim" and I tend to agree with that.
You're looking so buff, I have to ask -- where do you work out? The gym I go to has lots of good looking girls, but the problem is I never know what to say. Can you give me some advice on how to pick up girls at the gym?
Dude. I can't believe you got laid at the barenaked ladies concert in Diego in the bathroom, while "If I had a million dollars" was plalying...you are hella cool. mad ups for that bro-ham!!! See you at the game tomorrow fag..don't get aids tonight...hhahahahaha jkjkjkjjkjkjkj
dude, I agree that Carlos Mencia is a genius. But have you ever seen this guy Dane Cook? He's fucking HILARIOUS. Probably the best comedian of all time:
hey what the fuck!!! Do you live in that building across the street in noho??
how the fuck do you know i was threading my mustache!!!??? are you spying on me?
Thanks for telling me we were going "someplace nice" then taking me to the strip club by LAX. You couldn't even spring for Crazy Girls?!? Oh- and nice to know "I've gotta take this call outside" means you're leaving and I have to get back home myself.
