MC5, Hellacopters, Melvins, Stooges, AC/DC, Turbonegro, Zeke, Supersuckers, booze, big tits, ass, country And western, all bastard children, apartment dwelling, hangovers.
Rock-N-Roll, booze, broads and fights. Its straight up, loud, fast, obnoxious, mean and dirty. A kick in the fucking teeth. These fine miscreant bastards have ripped assholes across the entire U.S. They are going to rip your head off and shove a boot down your throat. All the while pleasuring yourself and digging the BCB vibe. So, grab your lady, throw a chastity belt on her and load the bong. You're going to hell with the bastards. The Bexar County Bastards!
BEER,BBQ,BABES,BAD ASS MUSIC !! JOIN US @ THE BIG FUKN PARTY SAT JUNE 28th @ THE ROCK BOTTOM FOR SOME MUTHAFUKN MENTAL ABUSE !! IF YOU COLLAPSE FROM SHEAR PARTIED-OUT-NESS...WE'LL THROW YOUR ASS IN THE BACK OF THE R.T. VAN & DROP YOUR ASS OFF BUTT ASS NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS HOUSE ...RING THE DOORBELL...AND HAUL ASS OUTTA THERE !! AND YOU'LL LIKE IT !! HELL YEAH !!
WARNING: All Points bulletin Considered ARMED and DANGEROUS Be on look out for The Internationally infamous Scotty Karate If Seen report to AUTHORITIES Been know to frequent Margarita bars when in Texas Keep away from SMALL Pets Guaranteed Good Time MORE DETAILS COMING SOON $1. OO +21 AND OVER $5. 00 +18 AND UNDER
Hello . . thanks for the add. Please come check me out at PATSYS this Wednesday April 2nd. We’ll be at PATSYS every Wednesday in April except for April 16th . . . also, we'll be at JIGGERS in San Antonio this Friday April 4th, it'll be bangin'!!!