THE BLACK MATH EXPERIMENT - WE’VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY!
CURRENT MEMBERS
Justin Nemeti - Bass
Brian Coleman - Drums
The Amazing Bill Curtner - Guitars
Christi Lain - Vocals
Jef With One F - Vocals
FORMER MEMBERS AND COLLABORATORS
CPT Mongo Nelson - Bass
Chris Soliz - Keyboards
Lance Jackson - Vocals
Lynda Rouner - Vocals
Jason Martinez - Programming
Paul Fredric - Programming
Roy Rodriguez - Drums
K Arthur - Percussion
Heather Stanley - Vocals
David Arquette - Spiritual Adviser
Influences
Devo, The Pixies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blondie, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, The Ramones, Bill Hicks, and The Upright Citizens Brigade.
Sounds Like
You know that feeling you get when you lean back in a chair, and then you almost fall but just at the last second you catch yourself? We sound exactly like that.
TRUE: The Black Math Experiment was formed in 2004 in Houston, TX and has released five albums (What We Do… Is Secret – 2005, Fake Words and Signs from Space – 2005, Last Transmission from the Blue Room – 2006, Test Results: Anthology 2004 – 2006 – 2007, All You Need is Blood – 2007).
FALSE: The Black Math Experiment was bodily removed from the 2006 FAMfest at the University of St. Thomas for playing “Evil Wizard Jesus”.
TRUE: The Black Math Experiment won an opening slot for The Misfits in an essay contest.
FALSE: The Black Math Experiment was fined by the FCC for making terrorist threats on the radio targeting Weingarten Realty for their planned demolition of the historic River Oaks Theatre.
TRUE: The song “You Cannot Kill David Arquette” was loved so much by its subject, that he sent The Black Math Experiment a box of cupcakes, performed on stage with them at The Proletariat in Houston in 2007, and gave them a 1965 Ford Econoline van that was used in his movie The Tripper.
FALSE: The Black Math Experiment purposely destroyed a King James Bible onstage in Dallas, TX.
TRUE: The song “Ology” is used in a kindergarten class in Hsinchu, Taiwan to teach children shapes and colors.
FALSE: The Black Math Experiment broke up in 2008.
TRUE: The Black Math Experiment won the 2008 Houston Press Music Award for Best Unclassifiable Band.
hey gang. haven't really heard from you guys in a while. actually, when i say you guys i really mean brian. i haven't heard from brian in a while. what's up?
Just in case you went to armchairmatinee. mypodcast. com to listen to the life lessons of Rodney, Craig, the Amazing Bill and the download link didn't work, it's because Rodney is a dumbass.
Not just a dumbass mind you but a total fucking ram-rod you in the ass at 3 am after a all night drinking binge because be meant to masturbate but he was too drunk and ended up tripping on an old pair of shoes and falling dick first into your pink starfish.
Rodney "accidentally" deleted the link when trying to download Elmo porn so from everyone here at Armchair Matinee we apologize for the shittiness. So if you haven't downloaded and listened to Episode 2: The Chris Seaver Episode please do so...now.
PS: There is totally a rocking one of a kind song at the end making fun of Bill's sexual orientation...so there is always that...
Stick around for a special insight into the sexual orientation of the Amazing Bill Curtner!
More consistent than the Mexican food shits, Armchair Matinee's episode 2 is totally in the house!
The next episode of everyone's favorite podcast is up at armchairmatinee.mypod.cast. com. We interviewed the awesome Chris Seaver in this episode, the King and High Ruler of Low Budget Pictures. You may know him from his movies or you may not but either way it's an amazing interview with a legend.
Go to lowbudgetpictures. net to find out how to get one of his movies(like the newly released Ski-Wolf) or the proper way to worship the Great Seav......
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