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Chris Brooker
Stand-Up / Improv / Musical Comedy
""Chris Brooker in a kilt sent Edinburgh’s momma home!""

Male
32 years old
Manchester,
United Kingdom



Last Login:8/16/2008
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   Chris Brooker's Comedian Bio
BioSpontaneous, witty and original; Chris Brooker has emerged as one of the hottest free agents on the UK comedy circuit. No two gigs are the same thanks to his unique mixture of top class material and inspired improvisation. Since his debut in 2001, Chris has worked the length and breadth of this country and beyond, sharing his observations and dragging unsuspecting audience members into his world for the night. Anyone in the building can be a part of the show at a moments notice, especially if they can cartwheel. Now a firmly established force on the Manchester comedy circuit, Chris has a reputation as a superb compere with an infectious amiability that can liven even the coldest rooms. In 2005 he also debuted his debut one man show "Chris Brooker's Path Of Least Resistance" to critical and audience acclaim. Chris is also a part of the ComedySportz UK improvisation troupe based in the North West and the resident compere of Three Minute Warning, the new act night at The Limelight Comedy Club in Crewe. "Original ideas... Ensures the laughs." Chortle.co.uk "Very funny... Very quick... On the spot humour." BBC.co.uk "The slightly grudging audience immediately yielded to his very strong and confident material backed up by an engaging persona." Virginmirth "Great stage energy... Great turn of phrase... He always delivers." Standuplive "The funniest act of the night, his quick wit silencing hecklers and getting plenty of laughs." Cumberland News "A fitting finale... The audience was in fits of laughter." StudentDirect "Brooker had the quick wit and affability required to win the audience around... A very entertaining and arresting show." Manchestercomedy.com on Chris Brooker's Path Of Least Resistance.
Websiteclik.to/chrisbrooker

    Chris Brooker's Interests
GeneralComedy. I'm fairly sure I used to like other things but I can't remember anymore...
MusicYes, I like music. Apparently it makes the people come together. Well, if you believe Madonna. She lost my trust with that whole express yourself debacle. I did and look where it got me?
MoviesThe Blues Brothers is brilliant. Blues Brothers 2000 is an insult...
TelevisionDon't watch a lot of TV. Celebrity Garden Makeover Wife Challenge Swap? Bollocks more like.
BooksJohn Irving's books are great. I also recommend Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. See, the apocalypse can be funny.
HeroesI've decided to start being other people's hero for a change. Not in such an obtuse manner that I have to wear my underwear on the outside mind. The people that have changed me for the better know who they are. I'm thankful for you every day of my life.
Groups: Salford Mad Edts21CW Fans and wrestlers

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     Chris Brooker's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Manchester.
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college


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   Chris Brooker's Blurbs
About me:
Sane, well balanced and only on minimal medication. Like most normal people the main thrust of my life is the need to have rooms full of strangers love me. As any Jongleurs audience member would tell you, I do this completely on the fly and any comedian that writes material beforehand is clearly cheating and has no business being on stage. I also love hecklers that just want to help, especially when they say "Carry on... You're alright." as faint and slightly damning approval makes my night.
Despite this opening salvo I'm not a bitter man.

Oh look, here are lots of pictures of me.


I am, in fact, a strikingly pretty man. Oh look, moving pictures of me...

..>

See? I'm dead funny. If you can book me then book me now while I'm relatively affordable.
Who I'd like to meet:
A sell out audience hanging on my every word, preferably at XS Malarkey when I go back each year on my birthday to play the place because I love it so much. Cause, you know, by that point I'll only be playing the smaller clubs as a favour. ;-) Oh and whichever genius wrote the following scene containing the finest use of swearing in TV history.

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Hitman...numbers!





Jun 4 2008 1:33 PM

good lad its the 5th anniversary show so expect ~SHENANIGANS~ galore!!!

2 matches announced so far:
a blast from thje past:

JC Thunder Vs El Ligero

&
a no holds barred match:
TJ Cain Vs Joey Hayes.
Hitman...numbers!





Jun 1 2008 3:22 PM

oi brooker you coming to gpw 4th july?
Ralph





May 6 2008 10:03 AM

korky's 1
FUNHOUSE COMEDY CLUB, BRADFORD





Apr 28 2008 2:38 PM

Hi there, hope you're doing good. After a damn immense anniversary last month, we've got 2 of the best headline stand-up comedians on one bill coming to bradford! This friday at the New Beehive in town, 8pm. Hopefully you can make it down to laugh your arse off! Just message us to let us know you're coming, and we'll put you on the guest list- then it's just �5 each for you and your buddies! Bring 4 peeps, and a 5th gets in free...
Death by Comedy





Apr 19 2008 12:34 AM

thanks for the add, hope we can get you to play our club soon
Bron





Apr 15 2008 7:53 PM

happy birthday!
Shannon Laverty





Apr 13 2008 10:32 PM

Won't be there tonight. I will be in Vaughn, but have a great time and do get yourself a hangover.
Jeni Howarth Williams





Apr 13 2008 9:02 AM

Mornin Chris
Little birdie told me it was ur buffday.....HAPPY BUFFDAY HUN !!!!!!
Jen xxx
Jennifer Warren





Apr 6 2008 2:07 PM

Have we met?...dusn't matter...you look bonkers too..come see my comedy show next mon in Bethnal Green. it will smell bad.
xxxxx
Brum





Apr 3 2008 5:29 PM

Hey matey, good luck with the comedy competition! v envious of your canadian escapades!
Dan Smith





Mar 25 2008 8:12 PM

Greetings Brooker. Shameless whoring of my lovely podcast if you don't mind awfully. Tis at

http://danandokse. podbean. com

liven up your ears with it's talky talky sound

Ta

Dan
Mandy





Mar 20 2008 5:01 PM

I was reading the forum.
Krispy Kreme? Wendy's? In-N-Out? I think we're fast food soulmates!
Leigh Jones





Jan 31 2008 11:03 AM

Are you going to start writing your blog again soon?
Comedy @ Leicester Ark Theatre





Jan 23 2008 12:09 AM

Thanks for the add, loving the kilt. Looking forward to welcoming you and Ben on 14th February. Ooh, romantic. ;o)
Rossa Keegan





Jan 21 2008 7:22 PM



The Irish boys in blue. None finer
Sam Sherwood





Jan 12 2008 1:18 AM

My first ever spit-take. Hopefully not my last. I'll be passing Dont Mention the Floods on when I leave Carlsle in summer, but i'll be doing a 'best of' show or something beforehand, so I may bear you in mind ;)
Sam Sherwood





Jan 11 2008 11:33 AM

Thanks for another sickeningly-good compere job on Wednesday bud.
Kev Rook





Jan 11 2008 6:40 AM

Click here to add MaryJane!!!
Naomi





Dec 25 2007 12:24 PM


Myspace Magick

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All the best for the festive season.

**HUGZ**

Naomi
xx
Mischief





Dec 24 2007 2:53 PM

Or just without getting caught ;)
Mischief





Dec 24 2007 2:25 PM


MySpace Comments - Merry Christmas
MySpace Layouts - Merry Christmas

♣TrustingNolan♣





Nov 29 2007 5:19 PM

Hey Chris Remember Me ? u tought me how to do comedy at a comedy workshop in smithills school Bolton i just wrote to say thnx for the Add and thnx for the laughs comedysportz is MINT !!!!
ComedySportz UK





Nov 4 2007 12:11 PM

i have updated your slides :D
Mischief





Oct 31 2007 11:26 AM

ZWANI.com - The place for myspace comments, glitters, graphics, backgrounds and codes
Bron





Oct 28 2007 9:46 PM

i shall say it here too - your show rocked the hizzouse tonight... almost as much as csz did at the store ;)
ComedySportz UK





Oct 17 2007 6:45 PM

ComedySportz at the Comedy Store - October 27th 2007
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Bron





Sep 20 2007 7:00 PM

does anyone even log in to myspace anymore?
Phil Buckley





Sep 18 2007 1:51 PM

Cheers for the comment mate, mucj appreciated
Lady AcanthaRose





Sep 14 2007 2:37 PM

MySpace Graphics
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Claire





Sep 13 2007 2:00 PM

La Belle





Sep 9 2007 10:00 PM

How's the broken body? You can come with me to physio tomorrow, they have leather straps and stuff...you'll love it!
Jill





Sep 4 2007 8:46 AM

I wrote a savage blog entry with you in it in case you want to defend yourself:
link!

Hey man, it's tough love.
Leigh Jones





Aug 29 2007 1:21 PM

Ithangyew!
Bron





Aug 23 2007 10:43 PM

yo bitch! get some rest and be fit for sat!
Mick Ferrys Space Cadets Comedy Night @ TV21


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Aug 23 2007 7:20 PM

On Tues sept 18th Mick ferry presents possibly our funniest line up yet - TONY BURGESS 'the clown prince of Manchester; nFormer City Life comedian Of the Year and proud possessor of some of the tightest gags on the circuit, Tony is now better known as DJ Troy FM from BBC's 'Ideal' and is well worth the price of the admission alone.

And if that wasn't enough, opening the show is...

Ian Cognito is one of the best comics on the national circuit, a veteran who clearly knows what he’s doing as he spits his darkly humorous vitriol over an unsuspecting crowd. Outspoken, opinionated, and totally clued up, this man’s take on the world will have you convinced and convulsed (with laughter).
2005 saw him tour the UK in a on