ya her ass looks weird in this pic, but no slimfast i dont think its a tumor. and she is not fat. shes hot. im a little fat and im hot. just cause i have bigger tits and ass. i like fat people anyway. you know society has it all wrong, fat people are sexy more cushion for the pushin!
Dear Church of Lazlo, you insulted my attatched earlobes a few months ago... so WATCHOUT. you guys had better sleep with your eyes opened. or ill kill your pets. im not going to kill you, Lazlo, because you amuse me. even though you are an ass and i hate you. NOBODYINSULTSMYEARLOBES.
SCREW ELIZABETH!!! i wn listening on my way to work today, and couldnt write till now- but i think your show is the best thing since cheetos.... you guys are informational and awesome- and i call it dedication that slimfast snorted the hand sanitizer- stupid moms should thank him for putting the word out that children shouldn't do this- and why would someone let their kids hear this show if they're really all that worried- its stoooooooopid and you guys are never getting cancelled... DAMNIT
Hi! I wanted to tell you guys that my boyfriend is a delivery driver and you guys keep him laughing all afternoon, and he just loves you guys. and anytime he knows about any current events going on i say, "did you hear that on church of lazlo?" and he says, "yeah..." Thank you for keeping him and others informed when they would otherwise not be, haha, and being hilarious while doing it!
hey, I don't know if you read these but I love your show and I was listening today and I just caught the end of a call in which Slimfast was pretending to be from a place called "easy sleep" I think it was called. It sounded like a company for assisted suicide for the elderly. Please put that up either on your myspace site or on the end page because it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard and I really want to hear all of it. You guys are brilliant.
THIS WONT MAKE HEALINES BECAUSE IT'S THE STAR BUT MORE AMERICAN JOBS LOST/KANSAS CITY STAR OUTSOURCES TO INDIA As many of you already know the Star fired its advertising services department in a meeting on Wednesday. They have decided to outsource creative design to India. They fired us all (27 in total) and our last days will be in July/August sometime. But not before we are to train our replacements that will be flown in and lodged here. Please tell your friends, family and blog away!
I JUST CAUGHT THE LAST PART OF THE CONVERSATION, SO I DONT KNOW IF THIS WAS THE SAME STORY. BUT THERE WAS A GUY SOMEWHERE DOWN SOUTH THAT FILLED A BUNCH OF BALLOONS WITH HELIUM AND STRAPED THEM TO A CHAIR. HE WAS PLANNING ON SHOOTING THE BALLOONS DOWN TO MAKE HIMSELF SLOWLY COME DOWN. BUT THE DUMBASS DROPPED HIS GUN.
when i was little i used to eat spoonfulls of peanutbutter. ever since that day you guys were talking about peanutbutter and masturbating (lol still makes me laugh) i have once again be addicted to spoons of peanutbutter.
