"I'm a poor, drunken orphan with nowhere to go but the grave," wailed a waifish and non-plussed Mr. Chris Funk as he lay supine by the railroad tracks. The crate of records he had been cradling in his nubile appendages now lay in pieces on the ashen ground, his complete collected recordings of sixties psychedelic luminary Rick "Paisley Dave" Rigmore scattered hit her and yon like so many dead leaves beneath a diseased elm. Noting his neglect to accredit this phrase to its rightful owner, chief engineer Jenny Conlee, her accordion neatly strapped to her back, stepped lightly from the caboose and corrected his negligence with the aplomb only an immigrant Hungarian could muster: "Dylan Thomas, sir! Please move along!" But it was too late: an indelible bond had been soldered in that moment of recognition. A few hours later, in a Turkish bath, they revealed their stories to one another between sips of a strange, tangerine liqueur. Not far from that spot, however, two young military dignitaries (John Moen, Nate Query), appropriately lathered, overheard our two heroes' stories. Was it chance, then, that lead the four unsuspecting bathers to seek to return their soiled undergarments at the same kiosk where worked the poor, bespectacled Colin Meloy? One can surmise all one wants, but the truth should be known that, after adopting the moniker The Decemberists, these five wan vagabonds began playing their peculiarly styled pop music in various concert-halls and brothels all across the globe.
Iceberg Entertainment/RC Promotions/StarDom/Elevated Night Life LLC Presents
New York -New Years Eve Glitz & Glamor
We Bringing NYC to PDX For Night Only
Dec. 31st 2009 (new years eve)
Tonic Lounge 3100 Se SANDY BLVD PORTLAND,OR 97232
Doors Open @ 8pm 21 & Over. ID a Must
Admission $20
Music By: :DJ GEORGE Hosted By:Pryce & Francheyes
Photography Courtesy of: Merc Photography
**Dress code / Stylish / Glamor & Elegant** Gents: Absolutely No Hats,No Athletic Wear, No Hoodies, No T-shirts Ladies: Stylish Sexy Attire A Must
**Advance Tickets Available** $10 Advance Tickets Can Be Purchased At The Tonic Lounge Or Contact Pryce:503-267-0724 Only 100 Available So Hurry Cause They Will Go Fast
**Birthday Packages** Groups Of 10 Or More Will Get A Bottle Of Champagne To Book Call Pryce: 503-267-0724 *(Must Book In Advance)
***Tables/Booth& Vip Specials Available*** $75 TABLES $125 BOOTHS $150 VIP SECTION *All Vip Sections & Booths Come With Comp. Bottle Of Champagne To Book Call Pryce: 503-267-0724 *(Must Book In Advance)
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Great profile. Peace and progress. Many thanks for adding me and looking forward to your comment.. Any suggestion is welcome. Hope you enjoy and dance to my Music. All the best wishes. Farid
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