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Welcome to the DWARVES MySpace page. There are a lot of bands out there, but they all suck, so we compliment you on your good taste and refined sensibilities. For complete information on the DWARVES check out the official website at-
There you will find tour dates, pictures, bios, videos, MP3s and more stuff about the best looking band in show business.
After releasing THE DWARVES MUST DIE, hailed as the most eclectic and bizarre of all DWARVES records, a solid 3 years of touring followed. In Australia we got as down under as you can go without coming back over the top. In Japan we set fire to the land of the midnight sun. And in Europe we proved once and for all why everyone hates us, but they just cant get enough of the Devils music. We were the hit of the Leeds and Reading Festivals in the UK, the toast of Sweden's Malmofest and the drug fueled mongoloids of Spain's Azkena Festival. We were the Big Daddys of the Fatherland, the Nebuchadnezzars of the Netherlands, well, you get the idea.
And now its time to destroy the US all over again as we spread the mayhem from sea to shining sea. Check this page for tour dates and venues.
Mass media felt the sting of the DWARVES as well. Appearances on MONSTER GARAGE, BBC Radio 1 and Japans NHK were just the beginning. Playboy TV has us featured on an upcoming episode of NIGHT CALLS and the hardcore porn Rocksuckers, complete with naked lovelies and Hewhocannotbenamed! Mvd released FUCK YOU UP & GET LIVE, a live dvd with lots of additional videos and surprises. Bob Sexton created the classic SALT LAKE CITY video just to let the world know who runs rock n roll now and forever. And the video for FEFU featuring the Suicide Girls captured the hearts, minds and boners of America's youth like nothing since Annette Funnicello in Beach Blanket Bingo.
For over two decades one band has set the standard for hard rock and beyond. In this age of prepackaged punk and ready-made rebellion, the Dwarves remain fiercely independent and unrepentant to the end.
BLAG DAHLIA, THE FRESH PRINCE OF DARKNESS, GREGORY PECKER, CHIP FRACTURE, WHOLLEY SMOKKES, SGT. SALTPETER, MARKY DESADE, DYLAN SUX, DJ MARZ and HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED- THE DWARVES!
OL'CHEEKY BASTARDS (DAVE OF CELL BLOCK 5 & THE SCREAMING BLOODY MARYS)..6PM
THE TROUBLES WITH MONKEYS ..5PM
MY FRIEND ATUMN ..4PM
NEW OL'CHEEKY BASTARDS RECORD "BAG O'TRICKS" PRODUCED BY MICHAEL MOLENDA (EDITOR OF GUITAR PLAYER MAGAZINE) ON VAGRANT RECORDS OF SEATTLE.. DISTRO BY CARGO RECORDS. OL'CHEEKY BASTARDS ..WWW. MYSPACE. COM/DAVEODOBROMAN WWW. VAGRANTRECORDS. COM
Rock'n'Roll Hell Yeah from Germanys finest Punk, Ska, Billy and Swing Label! We love to be your friend! Out at August 22nd: TURBONEGRA – L’Ass Cobra CD!!! 6 Girls from the Frisco Punk Scene are covering the Hits of Norways Death Punks! On Germany Tour: 02.10. Berlin, Wild at Heart 03.10. Hamburg, Molotow 04.10. Köln, Sonic Ballroom 05.10. Stuttgart, Kellerclub 06.10. Augsburg, Kantine 07.10. Aschaffenburg, Colos Saal 08.10. Trier, Ex-Haus 09.10. Erfurt, Engelsburg 10.10. Weinheim, Cafe Central 11.10. Osnabrück, N8 Rock N Roll Hell 12.10. Wunstorf (bei Hannover), Wohnwelt
I got drunk last night and wandered the desert outside Phoenix. Blag came to me as my spirit guide. You said some very hurtfull things about my physique and the nation of Georgia ... or the state of Georgia. Either way I'm listening to your music at most twice a day now because of the experience. Love you guys!
What the Fuck is up mane what's been good with ya'll it's been a minute I hope ya'll still fuck'n shit up Keep it crack'n and holla soon!!!! GURP CITY!!!!!!
