Bradley Anderson

Dating..... it's complicated.

My ex-girlfriend and I had been dating for about 2 years. While we were dating one of her ex-boyfriends sent her a couple of emails that we would read together and laugh. One of them was him professing his love for her and had a link to the song by Hoobastank, "The Reason." If you have ever heard the song you know how ridiculous it is. We laughed for about an hour. Six months later we break up and they start dating. They are now married. Hoobastank...really??
-Zac, Ohio University


My girlfriend and I were watching a college basketball game a few weeks ago. The announcer says "there are 2 minutes left in the first half." My girlfriend turns to me and asks "How many halves are there in a college basketball game?" She is no longer my girlfriend.
-James, PA

MySpace Comments

Hey babe just stopped in miss talking to you....so many crazy things are going on in my crazy world....you need to buy a wireless card and steel some net he he he....call text email im something so I know your alive babe....muah lots of love, Sandi

apparently everything i say to you isn't working im on yahoo vwchick_24

damit i did i respond...i figured it was something stupid...i hate the toolbar

beer ?

Roommate Confessions

It was me who burned off your beard with a lighter when you were passed out. I wasn't mad at you, and you were a great roommate. It just seemed like a funny thing to do at the time. No hard feelings.
R.J. Pallari, CSU Fresno

I was living with my girlfriend of three years in an apartment junior year, when I found out she has been cheating on me with some frat douchebag for a month. I confronted her about it, and broke up with her two weeks later. She called me an idiot for taking so long to break up with her. It just takes a lot of planning, time, and effort to carefully switch out her birth control pills with sugar pills, and make it look like nothing happened. Good luck with child support, bitch.
Johnathan N., School Not Given


I was working part-time at an amusement park and my job was to make sure the passengers were strapped in before we could start the ride. I saw my ex-boyfriend's sister (who I stopped dating because of her) who I've hated ever since we started dating (4 years ago). She didn't recognize me, but I made sure I "accidentally" missed her seat belt (which she didn't strap in properly). I laughed as I watched the poor bitch clinging onto the handle bars for dear life on a roller coaster with plenty of helix turns. When the train arrived at the platform, I smiled as she got off, shaken. I asked her how the ride was, and she just glared at me and stormed off. That's for ruining my one good relationship, bitch.
T.L., School Not Given

Wondering where you been? Not like you not to stop in and say hi to me..I had a crazy week...Jason beat the shit out of me...fucked up my neck back spine and shoulder...my dad was having issues this week he ended up in the hospital for a few days...and well I miss chattin with ya...if I don't hear from you soon I'm just gonna hafta to call you...I hope your good...ttys...lata love, Sandi

hey doll...where you been...you need to get your cell back on so you can text me...cause i dont have net and i never get to get on here unless im at my brothers...so get a cell and text or call me...513-504-3467...i miss you too...love ya chick