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Hating on lovers, Loving haters,* Instant gratification, Coming up with ideas for Kid Future to steal before I come up with them, Really smooth music,Really smooth operators, Cooking chicken, Heavy Metals, Double Toast, Long term gratification, Your band. Psyche! ......................................................................................................................................................... *I am also interested in hating on other haters. If neccessary I will hate quickly and deliberately with the samurai hate, which lies like a dormant dragon at my feet. Don't get me wrong--I also love other lovers, but it is difficult to persuade me to unleash the exciteable sabertooth love tiger.Music
psychedelicbluesmetalhiphopoldtimecountryfunksoulrockandrollclassicalbluegrassjazzR&Bsalsapop also, Iman brethren: RTFNK, Aminal, SpacePatrol, WhiteMike, PVN, Gashaus Guerillas, Kid Future (the intergalactic bounty hunter), No BodyMovies
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About me:
I have been told that watching me move is like watching man evolve right before your very eyes. I do not know if that is true. I do know that I am no longer a quadrupedal knuckledragger, which is AWESOME! I no longer reside in Cavemanhaus, as am currently in hot persuit of a wide variety of delights which have carried me far away from New Jersey, USA. I want blue, the infamous weasel-dog in the prime of his wiggly life, to set foot in all 50 states, sniff 50,000 dog anuses, and to bark at at least 50,000,000 people. I think I owe that to him. I have learned through extensive research that one must live to understand. Without understanding there can be no true love. Without love there can be no true hate. Without hate the world would be way less funny. Also, all you haters can suck my balls. And all you lovers can suck my balls.Who I'd like to meet:
Blue's parentsDetails
- Status: Swinger
- Hometown: America, USA
- Height: 6' 4"
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Ray Ballentine 2 years ago
a la la 2 years ago
Ray Ballentine 3 years ago
MAYRA RAMOS
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cougar! 3 years ago
Dick 3 years ago
cougar!
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Kid Future 3 years ago
Becca 3 years ago
10 of 15Morehola! phones still fuc*ed. how was the trip?
hey stranger, still in portland? its festie season and we'd love to see you at the pizza oven this next weekend in marcola....what do ya say?
call me!!! i have to ask you some shit about blue.
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Can you beat my score on this quiz?
Name the actor
I got 88%. Can you do any better?
Whats up kid? When are coming back around?
grow out the jew fro for this reason:
YOU THERE! PLEBIAN!!!!
There. That about says it.
Anyway, I've been living faaaar, far away from society, slaughtering copious amounts of aquatic wildlife, and generally living high on the hog. Enjoy! When will you come see this madness?
time to get this slow train moving
how ya doin up there!?