Lord Douchebag

www.myspace.com/themonkeytree

misses you terribly... No, not you, you fucking idiot.Posted at 6:02 PM May 10 view more

  • Lord Douchebag

  • 36 / Male
  • Sealand, Channel Islands, UK
  • Last Login: 11/28/2009

12363648|36|11111|http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/m_290609dd1b29928e0a3aef86fbc2cc38.jpg

Music Player

Get Flash now!

In order to listen or view this content you will have to upgrade your version of Flash.

Interests

  • General

  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

  • Heroes

    My heroes have always been cowboys.

Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Daytona Beach
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 11"
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Lord

Schools

Companies

  • R. Michelson Galleries

    • Northampton, Massachusetts US
  • Fallon Clinic

    • Worcester, MA US
    • Ophthalmic Photographer
    2007 - 2008
  • New England Retina Consultants

    • Springfield, MA US
    2008 - Present

Ayos iShare

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a nitwit... isn't it obvious?

Who I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet any bands. You probably suck or I would already have found you. I don't want to meet any girls with websites. I look at tons of porn and have probably already seen you naked. I don't want to meet anyone who can't correctly use "you're" and "your" or "it's" and "its" or "there" and "their" and "they're" in a sentence. I don't want to meet anyone that has music that automatically plays when you visit their profile. Do I sound like a real douchebag yet? Just wait. If you want me to add you because you think I'm funny or would like to collect a little pink douchebag friend, that's ok. BUT... I expect you to take the time and actually write me within a reasonable time of your add request. Say... 23 minutes, or I will delete you. I'm a prick like that. Do you know what "My other car is made of meat." means? I want to meet you. Other than that, I'd like to meet people who don't take themselves too seriously or make outrageous demands on other people. Also shuffleboard lovers, and swingers.


I put videos I create on Vimeo. You can see my profile.




Comments

Displaying 25 of 3016 comments