JohnHardecke - Senor H. Ecky no es habla Englais. They are here, and they are watching him. He isn't quite sure how to feel about it. He's a natural, this one. Watch out.
ErikSeaver - Baby in a bunting, teh Beav arrived in the bulrushes of the Mississippi River wrapped in swaddling loathes. Really a sweety, and far smarter than he lets on, he has a mystical power over wimmen; it is called "The Fix-ed Gear."
JamesWeberJr. - James Will is a square who does not run in any circles, literary or otherwise. You will often find him at the bar, near the bar, leaving the bar, arriving at the bar, underneath the bar, crossing the bar. Or exiled in St. Louis County. Either way, really.
Honorary Members: None.
Influences
Aphrodite's Child, Grandpa's Ghost, This Heat, Thin White Rope, the Sneetches, the Feelies, the Verlaines, Game Theory, Loud Family, Teh La's, various nerdly things, our collective dog dying when we were six and our collective parents telling us he graduated from doggie high school and was away at doggie college forever, runs of bad luck, runs of good luck, Paul Westerberg farting into a brown paper bag, Archie Comics, Gilda Radner and Steve Martin dancing into the crowd, Gulf Shores AL : the Redneck Riviera, Great Sand Dunes Wilderness Area, Flagstaff AZ & Mogollon Rim & Grove Gilbert's Meteor Crater, S.P. Dinsmoor's Garden of Eden (particularly the tiny concrete-man that cowers near the base of a tree to wave hello to his long dead wife cooking in the basement), Bishop's Castle on Colorado 165 near Beulah, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dinosaur, Dream Syndicate/Steve Wynn, Song for the Huskers, The Olivia Tremor Control, Duh Replacements, The Church, Yon Mighty-Mighty Lemondrops, Lemonheads (e.g. Mallo Cup, man!), actual Lemondrops, Lemonade, Lemon Laws, Lime-on, varied Lemon-gous things, ...
..
Sounds Like
I saw a UFO tonight
Six or seven lights
Round, bulbous, smooth, turning,
A roller coaster of light,
But I paid them no mind
Because black helicopters
Were landing in
My backyard
Type of Label
Major
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