I, Lowell Darling, hereby announce my European campaign for President of the United States.
I am asking for you to help me write my campaign speech. In order to know what I must say as a presidential candidate, I need to know your needs.
Instead of talking, I am listening.
Please log onto the-perfect-speech.com and help me write my speech. Tell me what you need. If you were the next President of the United States what is one thing you would do?
My campaign will officially begin in January 2008 and will continue through until the first week of June. If you can help me arrange an event or press conference in your country, my campaign will make every effort to be there on time.
the-perfect-speech.com is the web address where you can log in your contributions to my speech. I will compile these contributions to create The Perfect Speech.
I have sold my house in America in order to campaign for President of the United States in Europe. I have leased a small house on Rhodes, and I rent a small flat in Berlin. But I am homeless in my own country. This is a good reason to run for president. The White House has plenty of room for my studio, as well as guest rooms for all the supporters who I hope will visit me after I move in. So if you would like to sleep in the Lincoln Room, this is your big chance. Please help my write my campaign speech.
When we win we will celebrate by throwing a party in the White House, and everyone who supports this campaign will be given their own front door key.
WHAT DO WE REALLY NEED? LOG IN. AND SPREAD THE WORD
Thank you for participating in my campaign.
Lowell Darling, December 2007.
(In the spirit of bi-partisan politics, copies of The Perfect Speech will be given to all 2008 US presidential candidates.)
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