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The best way to find out about me is to get to know me. Seriously. There's pretty much no other way to even come close to knowing shit about me without just getting to know me... And few people know me in reality.

I do more stuff with myself than I honestly probably have time for.
Most important of these is that I'm a dad to the coolest kid ever, Rian.
I'm also currently in training to become a professional wrestler... It hurts. But I train with some of the coolest guys.

I SUPPORT RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!

I love body modifications such as tattoos and peircings.

I'm a Pagan and a Libertarian. I want people to be happy.

Bob Segar has grown on me to be possibly one of the best singers EVER!
I love music, movies, and all forms of entertainment.

"Let's pillage, plunder, maim, and put big hickeys on all the fair damsels!"
-Ray Stevens

"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

George Hanson: You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.
Billy: Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened. Hey, we can't even get into like, a second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or somethin'. They're scared, man. George Hanson: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em.
Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut.
George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom.
Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about.
George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.
Billy: Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared.
George Hanson: No, it makes 'em dangerous.
-from Easy Rider

"You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and suicide."
- Roddy Piper

Meatwad: Give him Clam Digger.
Frylock: I don't think Clam Digger is, uh-
Oog: Clam Digger! Give Oog Clam Digger!
Meatwad: Oh, you gonna love this boy. Tyrone calls you up, you know - in the game - and he says "I can dig more clams than you, stupid!" And you gotta say "Nuh-uh, boy," And y'all gotta race down to the beach with your buckets and your shovels, and the object of the game...is to find parking.
Oog: (Pauses) No Clam Digger.

"Talking about music is like talking about fucking. I mean, who wants to talk about it? I suppose some people do want to talk about it ..."
-John Lennon

"You really shouldn't mumble. I can't understand a thing you're saying."
-Willie Wonkie (Johnny Depp), "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" "The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
-from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' by Douglas Adams

"Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
" -from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' by Douglas Adams

"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
-Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
-Groucho Marx

Anyone. People of all sorts entertain me.

But most of all sexy people. I love me some sexy people...

And short people. But I'm OK with taller ones.

And tattooed and pierced people. I love tattoos and piercings. But this isn't a requirement either.

I don't like fucking cookie cutter people. I don't give a fuck what type of person you consider yourself, if you strive to be AT ALL like ANYONE else then bugger off. I've got no use for you.

I don't like yuppies, posers, whiners or those even a few degrees from any of those things. I'm nice to almost everyone including these people, but the odds of me truly liking you as a person if you fall into these categories are pretty low so... You'd have to be impressive.


New Jack, Mother Fucker!