It all started one hot summer in Seattle. It was there, in the stultifying doldrums of Northwest that THE THEM coagulated from a puddle of vomit, beer and semen to form the Unholy alliance that would spread a disease throughout the Northwest. THE THEM's current mutation comes in the form of Joseph Christ on Vocals, Jimmy Beam on Guitars, Sethalicious on Bass.
Since their appearance THE THEM have been bloodying up stage and audience with their fabulously toxic musical alchemy, a putrefied mixture of horror punk, hardcore, metal and rockabilly, resonating behind the depraved rantings of a madman, coupled with blood and brain matter, and an intensity of personal charisma not seen since vats of grape Kool-Aid were gulped down in Jonestown. THE THEM are here and they require you to accept them as your personal Savior.
The band is now in the process of playing and recording so for now you will have to placate yourselves by attending their live shows, where the pestilence and anomalies of the space-time continuum string themselves together and fuck with your DNA so that, if you are drunk enough, you leave a profoundly changed person. The band does not guarantee that this change will be for the better.
Serious..? That doesn't seem... right.. LOL. Fuck yea.. well I'll be annhilated by the end of the night with THAT lineup, I'll pass out in the alley ha. Love Sledgeback too... Gabs rocks
Fuck yeah man! It was great to share the stage with you crazy fuckers again! We lost the key to te hotel room, then we found it in the cup holder of the car when we got home. DOH!
Whats up duders???? hows it been?? i just wanted to let you know that we're gonna be playing at the columbia theater on September 3rd and that it'd be great if you guys showed up! it'd be nice to see ya. Keep it rockin!!!!! we'll hopefully see you soon
when are you guys comming back up???? because it was funny when i almost got kicked in the face while you guys were playing.....i think i learned never to stand too close near the stage :P but that was cool. you guys actully looked alive if i was a band rater i would give you guys a 10/10 =]
So freakin glad I got to see you guys play again! Sorry I had to duck out, but my ride showed early! Let's do that again soon! It's almost blackberry season, anyway... Hugs = Rob
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