Dear Friend,
By this point in your life, you are probably familiar with the fierce force of Mother Nature. The events known as the tornado and the avalanche are two of the most single handily devastating possibilities that can be dealt by the mother of nature. As singular events, they are brutal, hard to pin point and even harder to prepare for. As a hybridized meteorological event, the TORNAVALANCHE is one of the most feared and revered of natural occurrences. Worshiped worldwide for its unpredictability and sonic tendencies, the TORNAVALANCHE represents a full immersion in the intense power of the natural world.
As five human animals indigenous to the planet earth, Bob, Dan, Joel, Whitney and Zach have harnessed the intense power of the TORNAVALANCHE. As a contemporary rock combo, they use their instrumentation to emulate sheer power of the tornado and the avalanche. As a material event, this combo reminds us of a young Richard "Ringo" STARkey, as his hard ass drumming in Rorey and the Hurricanes followed the meteorological patterns of a devastating hurricane. This devastation eventually projected Rorey and the Hurricanes to the top of the Liverpool rock scene, and gave Ringo the confidence to form his own combo called the Beatles in 1974. Make no mistake friends, the correlation between TORNAVALANCHE and Ringo Starr is not some 3rd rate Philosophy 101 postulation. It is founded deeply in their harnessing of natural world for their own material use. Watch the skies my friends, a TORNAVALANCHE is on the horizon, and once experienced, you will never be the same.
Sincerely,
Jarrett Mitchell
Lets Be Active
Fully Bonded Manager of TORNAVALANCHE
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hey joel, sorry about not recognizing you on the street. it was just that i had just spent the long weekend tripping my balls off in the desert. a mixture of diet pills and peyote. and then, like, i totally found my spirit warrior, which was a 7 foot tall kitten with dreadlocks. his name was carl and he told me to be weary of people who had ever been in a band called the "Turds." i totally knew what he meant and nothing at all at THE SAME TIME. OMG!!!
BTW: new guitar and song from the boys down @ THE UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS
GEEZ you guys, I want your EP on CD. You didn't have any at the show, and neither your website or your myspace has a link to where I can order the motherfucker. That's no way to operate your business, dudes. Help a brotha out.
i know i speak for all of haymarket.
we had a great time with you guys. looking forward to more. or we can do a 1 day tour in Bridgeport - baseball, blow up pool, beer, barba q, music, love, maybe some jameson, crap movies, talking. whatta ya say.
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