You know what I would find "interesting"? Justice. Just a little bit of justice in this icy world of cruelty and lies. I also like movies, corndogs, boobies and sleeping.
Music
The Ten Best Albums in Album History:
10. "Your Breath on My Neck Nape" by The Howling Barn
9. "Rap It To You (and Him)" by The Good Rappers
8. "Reggae SnapDragon Abortion" By Bob Seger
7. "Can't Snatch a Heart" by The Tanglebirds
6. "Born in Bayous of Northeastern Idaho" by Scowlin' Mack "Drive" Cackler
5. "Dream Flincher, Time Pincher" by Gay Gaysly and the Gays
4. "Sack Magic" by The Never Sphere
3. "Don't Hog the White Meat if You're Not Even Gonna Finish It" by Phennelcorn
2. "You Tore My Anus (Metaphorically)" by Annabelle DeCourtier Ne Maupessant
1. "Bad Case of the Blahs" by Shitcircle
Movies
In this exact order: "Death Fist and Angel", "Brahman Wedding", "The Seething Boiler", "Witchkill Mountain", "The Big Black Fun", "Seven Deaths for Dr. Rashman", "Blake Bonkers is Going to Hell", "It's a Hot Day in Asia", "Take as They Liked It" and "All Bets Are ON!"
Television
The HBO miniseries "John Adams" is one of my favorite things ever. They all argue so politely.
An excerpt: JOHN ADAMS: "Sir, while I do offer my greatest regards and most blessed honor to be in your presence, might I suggest that you bear the resemblence of a whore-soaked Turkman's siphilitic member, and I would sooner eat the excrement of swine than endure another second of your retardedness"
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: "With all due respect to the distinguished gentleman from New England, might I remind you of the time I had biblical knowledge of your mother's backside, sir?"
Books
If I might be so cynical as to tout my own work, I must admit that I am a big fan of my own autobiography:
CHILD OF THE LUNAR SUN: A LIFE LIVED 'TWIXT GLORY AND TRUTH: THE IMPRESSIVE TRUE STORY OF TRAVIS H.R. VOGT: AMERICA'S GREATEST AMERICLE, available soon via some sort of publishing, hopefully. Until then, I give readings almost every Friday at the LOBALL Comedy Show at Mr. Spot's Chai house in Ballard, at 8 or 9 o'clock.
Heroes
Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Julius Caesar, James Garfield, Moandes Gandhi, not to mention the women that loved them and the men who killed them.
Travis Vogt's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Yakima, WA
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Slot Jockey
Income:
Less than $30,000
Travis Vogt's Schools
University Of Washington-Seattle Campus
Seattle, WA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: History, English
Clubs: International Palendrome Society
1998 to 2005
Travis Vogt's Companies
ClarketheVogt Seattle, WA US Co-Founder The Top of the Heap
Travis Vogt Checking in on my Myspace account, which I haven't done in like 4 months! Prove me wrong! Posted at 5:50 AM Oct 17 view more
I am a comedian, an artiste, a writer, a job-worker, a shower taker, a skin-haver and I am also one half of the comedy duo known as "The Entertainment Show" as well as "Travis and Kevin".
Along with Kevin Clarke, I produce the monthly multimedia comedy extravaganza "The Entertainment Show" at the Sunset Tavern every month. Plus we're weekly contributers to Laff Hole, the People's Republic of Komedy's weekly show at the Chop Suey. And then we have another show called "The Show and Tell Show" that we coproduce with PROKomedy. Oh, and I also do stand up. I've even headlined a couple shows. Yeah. Doing pretty good, doing pretty good.
But I'm not all about racking up unimpressive accomplishments like those listed above. I also like watching TV, waiting for my phone to ring, enduring wave after wave of paralyzing depression, and cooking. One day, I hope to be the sole occupant of a studio apartment. Also, I'd like to be able to afford medical coverage without having to blow the doctor first. But if wishes were fishes, there'd be no more room left in the ocean! <>
My Birthday Head Shaving! Infamous! Dig it!
Here I am doing an 8 minute not ungood set at LAFF HOLE
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Here is me doing what we in the business refer to as "character acting"
Who I'd like to meet: People who want to give me money. Either for doing something or not doing anything. Of course, I don't know why anybody would ever want to give me money for doing nothing. Unless "doing nothing" implicitly meant not killing the person with the money. Huh. That's something to think about...
going to havana in capital hill on sat 7/12/08 @9:00pm 5$ befor 11:00pm 7$ after. for my birthday!! hope you can make it'' get at me and let me know if your gonna make it' i got a booth for 9 people. i dont think theres a dress code. but just dew what cha do! i'll get back at cha on that one!!
i keep meaning to say it, but i really liked your set and SOFW, yeah i'm abbreviating it. oh and whatever brothers grimm was amazing, terry gilliam went to town.
hey whats up travis.... i was just wondering.... have you and kevin posted anything on youtube yet? because now that im in california its not like i can hop on a plane everytime you funny fuckers have a show!
