Long, long ago when the world was new and mammoths roamed the plains of Somewhere-or-other, a young Neanderthal named 'Ug' picked up a rock and began to bang it against another rock. The rhythmic thumping drew the attention of other, hairy human-analogues and soon a gathering had formed. A small minority of the cavemen (one cannot help, but use the term) took up their own rocks and began to bang them too. Unfortunately for Ug, they decided to bang them on his head. Thus, were music and music critics invented. Carrying on in the traditions of long forgotten ancestors, Trouser Malfunction keep their brows low and their rocks handy.
Here's a video to an old song by one of the band members and his mate...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTxmK3IN2gI
hey boyo, how goes it, I am in dire need of doing something creative, lets drink some wine and discuss films really soon, camera is sorted now we just need to make something lets go lets go xxx
um, listen... about your lollipop. Me mum caught wind of it and, damn it all to hell, I've been evicted. The penis-lollipop-for-your-mouth thing kind of set her off, thinking that I was defacing her fine home with glaringly obtrusive sexual devices. So thanks for indirectly kicking me out into the alleys, begging for change, wondering where my next meal will come from, or where I can score more rock. Still love the band!
Hi folks. I enjoyed your silly songs. Thanks for finding us. If you're in town tonight, come to the Tron and listen to our silly songs.
Cheers.
Alastair Dripkock.
New album "Turning Circles" out now. Order now from www.tayloredrecords.co.uk, Napster and most other download sites.
i wouldnt bother you know...they all end up like their mothers - legs get shorter and the ass gets bigger. its mama land! *shivers*
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Hey Guys!
We want to give you something back because of all the support you have shown us. So, we now have a text+video blog where you can be a part of what we do everyday.
We always try to reply to your comments but time is limited so you have to excuse us if we have missed some of you.
i'd love to but i'm goin to see lcd soundsystem in ye olde glas vegas. and i think i'm workin the friday after that... but the one after that, i might just be there. otherwise i'd be square. and let's face it, nobody wants to be square. x
i'm good.
no time for haiku. sorry.
i have no money for returning to edinburgh yet.
but maybe when my sister comes, i'll visit too.
i'm spending my money on a haircut in london and a trip to venice.
so when i come i'll have awesome hair and know how to say 'i don't understand' in italian.
i'll be an improved brigit.
how is edinburgh life?
i'm good.
no time for haiku. sorry.
i have no money for returning to edinburgh yet.
but maybe when my sister comes, i'll visit too.
i'm spending my money on a haircut in london and a trip to venice.
so when i come i'll have awesome hair and know how to say 'i don't understand' in italian.
i'll be an improved brigit.
how is edinburgh life?
