troymccluresf
"Tampons do not glow, even if you shake them."

Male
26 years old
San Francisco, California
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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    troymccluresf's Interests
General#straightdope, acting, amoeba, apple, apple computers, awkward silences, bars, bartending, baseball, beer, big daddy ipa, carl barks, cecil adams, cockeyed.com, cynicism, dancemonkey, darlene conner, david pogue, diet coke, dopefests, driving, emperor norton, freaky hair, freeways, friendster, get off my lawn, giants, giants baseball, gordo's, grab some pine meat, greg proops, jamba juice, john goodman, jon stewart, kaiser, las vegas, late show, lewis black, local brews, mac, mac os x, macintosh, marty saves lives, microbrews, os x, photography, pooping, porntipsguzzardo, purple, purple hair, road trips, san francisco, santa cruz, sarcasm, sdmb, sex, ska, speakeasy brewery, stage, stage management, straight dope, straight dope message board, technical theater, the haight, the red room, the richmond, the simpsons, the straight dope, theater, theatre, trad'r sam, vegas
MusictheSTART, Tom Petty, Aerosmith, Mike Doughty, Mikie Lee Prasad, Superbooty, Guano Apes, No Doubt, Pink, The Sounds, the Blues Brothers, Nelly Furtado, Veruca Salt, Sandra Nasic, Garbage, Glitter Mini 9
MoviesSerenity, The Blues Brothers, Not Another Teen Movie, 10.5, Bend it Like Beckham, Let America Laugh, The Empeor's New Groove, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Wayne's World, Sneakers
TelevisionFirefly, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Wonderfalls, Mythbusters, Undeclared, Newsradio, Entourage, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Veronica Mars
Groups: SF GIANTSThe Red RoomSan Francisco NativesSDMBFirefly: Nothing like it in the versereddevilloungeOrganic Junkies540 Club

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     troymccluresf's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Francisco, CA
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:data jockey

   troymccluresf's Schools
City College Of San Francisco
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2003
Sacred Heart Cathedral Prepara
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Broadcast (ha ha, you hated us), ITS, theater
 

1996 to 2000

   troymccluresf's Companies
Unpainted Arizona
Apache Junction, AZ US
Lone Biker of the Apocalypse
PR

1987
Blue Sun Corporation
Ariel, Persephone CN


2517
Wellman Plastics
Lanford, IL US
Assembly

1988-1997
Midnight Society
Montreal, Quebec CA
Submitter

1991-1996
Wonderfalls Gift Emporium
Niagara, NY US
Mouthbreather
Retail

2004
WNYX 585AM
New York, NY US
Co-News Anchor

1995-1999
Bluth Company
Marina Del Rey, CA US
Illusionist

I don't know... 53 weeks?
Paddy's Bar
Philadelphia, PA US
Bartender

8/05 - present
Miller Gold Talent Agency
Los Angeles, CA US
Mailboy

07/04 - present
Balboa County Sheriff's Office
Neptune, CA US
Front Desk

9/04 - 5/07
Gizmonic Institute
Hopkins, MN US
Movie Sign Operator
Satellite Of Love

1988-1999
Money Bin
Duckburg, Calisota US

Depth Gauge Maintenance

3/27/1901-8/25/2000
Palace Hotel Ballroom
Lake Wasapamani, IL US
Head Bouncer

Back in the 70s.



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   troymccluresf's Blurbs
About me:
http://troymccluresf.livejournal.com http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/sets/

If you do this, you should die.  Weeping.

God, I hate Yahoo.
Who I'd like to meet:
I probably won't add you if I can't figure out who the hell you are.* That is to say, friends of friends, or random SDMB people are perfectly cool, and if you are one and I denied you, I probably just couldn't figure out who you are from your profile; just send me a message. *-YES, THIS MEANS YOU, RANDOM, DESPERATE, ATTENTION WHORING BANDS THAT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF AND PROBABLY SUCK. This is fair warning that if you are in a random, desperate, attention-whoring band that I've never heard of and probably suck and try to add me, you will be subjected to public ridicule through any and all channels I feel like using.

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troymccluresf has 279 friends.
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troymccluresf's Friends Comments
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Eve of Destruction





Jul 16 2008 11:11 AM

Thanks, Jeff.
Getting me back for stamping you?
emsness





Jun 16 2008 12:13 PM

You have a man crush on Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen.
Eve of Destruction





Jun 12 2008 2:28 PM

Gum is awesome.
ginganinja





Jun 6 2008 7:29 PM

http://flyderrie-air. com/
dawn





May 23 2008 3:46 PM

For a moment, my heart soared to the heavens...then painful realization set in that a cruel joke had been played on my fantasy. Only in dreams...
katy stephan





May 22 2008 10:57 PM

so your livejournal is now wall-to-wall homos wearing Depends and drooling?
oopsie.
The Music Lovers





May 22 2008 3:46 PM

Aha! 'Tis you...
Hope to see you at a show soon!
Best
Ted
The Music Lovers
Mar





May 22 2008 12:04 PM

you in or out? that's what it's all about!
Mar





May 20 2008 9:29 AM

McCLLLUUUUREEEEE!!!! Let's pretend we're robot aliens and not eat food for a week! :)
Arshia Soul





May 19 2008 9:18 PM

Nice one, there's some great booty shots in there.
You missed a crazy after party, I'll kiss and tell later!
Mar





May 19 2008 3:34 PM

Why do we keep missing each other?!!!! Yo yo bust the flow...shiiiiteee...
ginganinja





May 15 2008 11:49 AM

You missed one of the best movies ever made. It was fucking awesome and hilarious! Thanks for coming and having drinks with me though!

And for your pleasure....

http://news. yahoo. com/s/nm/20080515/od_nm/penismuseum_dc_1
Robbie Rob





May 11 2008 2:46 PM

Photobucket
Robbie Rob





Apr 28 2008 6:23 PM

i'm laughing so hard i almost crapped my pants. so funny...
ginganinja





Apr 23 2008 10:31 AM

http://news. yahoo. com/s/nm/20080423/od_nm/witchcraft_dc_1
katy stephan





Apr 28 2008 11:25 AM

thanks for hanging out last night!
xoxo
HOP DEVIL NYC





Apr 28 2008 10:38 AM

Thank You For The Photos HopDevil.com
katie





Apr 16 2008 8:05 AM

Look out, East Coast... here comes a SF Giants fan! Have fun and tell me all about it!
ginganinja





Apr 15 2008 3:04 PM

sorry I missed your b-day. I suck. I'll make it up to you. let's hang out soon.
Eve of Destruction





Apr 10 2008 12:52 PM

That's a rad pic of my tattoo and it's always fun to rock a double chin.
Good show!
Sam





Apr 10 2008 11:56 AM

Happy Birthday! I'm late! Don't worry it isn't yours. ;)
Yay for birthday weekend!
Barely Legal





Apr 8 2008 7:15 PM

Happy Birthday from Barely Legal!!
chelle





Apr 8 2008 4:47 PM

what beautiful weather for your b-day weekend!! dolores park on saturday right?
April





Apr 8 2008 3:54 PM

1) YES, it's a small step, but an important step. For some reason the lesbians up here don't like baseball. LAME!

2) (AHEM) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOOO YOU! HAPPY BIIIIiiiiRRRTHHHDAYYYY DEEEEER JEEEEFREEEEY.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! Welcome to the wonderful world of 26! :-)
Erin





Apr 8 2008 1:32 PM

Happy Birthday Jeff!
katie





Apr 8 2008 11:42 AM

Happy Birthday, Jeff! Nice to see a brief glimpse of you yesterday... despite the terrible event we witnessed.
Did you see me in the "5" in the pre-game ceremony???
April





Apr 2 2008 7:36 PM

two years later, "where is your quote from?"
ginganinja





Mar 28 2008 3:58 PM

I'll be at bourbon and branch and whiskey thieves next friday.
Dirt Nasty, bitch





Mar 26 2008 7:09 PM

thanks man... what are you up to??
April





Mar 24 2008 11:25 PM

I never knew you were THAT passionate about basketball to say "fuck" to a certain basketball team.....hmmm.....
Joshua





Mar 15 2008 10:33 AM


see more crazy cat pics
Kathleen





Mar 13 2008 4:01 PM

Pants??
Joshua





Mar 12 2008 9:47 PM

..
Jason





Mar 12 2008 12:54 PM