Turdzilla !
MuddyBuddy Zombie
MuddyBuddy Zombie Fortune flavors the audacious!

Male
44 years old
Hollywood Cemetery, Richmond, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 12/16/2009
Mood: xmassy Mood Image
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    Turdzilla !'s Interests
GeneralRinging the church tower bells every hour, lurking in the shadows, causing fear in the hearts of the human herd, playing Kerplunk with human skulls, investigating ant hills with my tongue
Music
ROOT BOY SLIM, Dewey Cox, Turdzilla, Spinal Tap, William Huang, Alice Cooper, Nirvana, Samsara, Spastic Toaster,Flight of the Concords, The Epileptics, Lemmings, The Ruttles, Broken Boner, Hop Scotch salute, Ream of paper, Dick trickle, blowfish, Puckered Sphincter, Bug eyed bastards, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, Mind Weasel, Radio Face, Spurting fluids, Reverend Billy Wurtz, Awful insertion, The price is rice, Holler when you're done, Third Nipple, Dick Buttkiss and the Tight Ends, flush, flop, Mr. Whipple, Personal Crutch, Mrs. Kravitz, Milk through the nose, Enlarged Opening, Friendly Frank, Tidy bowel, flush and forget, fidget, Speckled Pecker, Tenacious D, The folksmen, Sticky Cheeks
Movies Walk Hard, Fight Club, To end all wars, Clockwork Orange, Monsturd, Creature from the Haunted Sea, House of Wax, 13th monkey, Tenacious D-the movie, To End all Wars
Television
Night Gallery, The Night Stalker, Spin that big stupid wheel, Humiliate yourself for our amusement, Impaled on poles, Infomercials for nasal adapters, Wife Swap, Survivor, Lost, the Office, 30 rock, heroes, American inventor, American idol
Books
Fight Club, The Maid Animae coffee table Edition, The stand, The dead zone, How to make things with bones, Confederate Gold at Hollywood Cemetery, Bacon's Vault
Heroes
Fact:Gutter Helmut, Mr. Whipple, Scrubby Bubbles, Rod Serling, Captain Crunch, Swamp Thing, Howard the Duck Fiction: Underdog, Aspirin Girl, Debbie Downer, Mr. Peabody, Nancy Botwin

     Turdzilla !'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Richmond virginia
Body type:7' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Bell Ringer in the Tower

   Turdzilla !'s Networking
Film - Music - Vocals
Giant singing turd music videos with french maids



Turdzilla ! XMAS PRANK- take the ink signatures off the Xmas cards people send you (using bleach and a Qtip) then sign them and send them back! Posted 18 hours ago
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   Turdzilla !'s Blurbs
About me:
FINAL DESTRUCTION OF TURDZILLA VIDEO! Watch the monster get it for good! French maid revenge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPq6jYMXS9M

The music video for RUIN YOUR DAY ABC Wife Swap Star dances to Hilarious catchy tune FLOATER! Sexy Model Christina Renee' dances to "Nothing left to lose"!
Cinajen plays bass to "Flesh machine"
CHRISTINA dances to the tune "It's Not Chocolate"!

Who I'd like to meet:

World War Three

Movie Star

Reality TV

American Idol 2007

American Inventor

The Bachelor

American Idol 2006

Other Turdzilla Videos

red hot Silly Peckers awards show fiasco

Cat plays Haunted Pipe Organ

Talking Cat sentences stray to death

Chocolate Rain

Man lifts car and bloopers

What's happening in Hell

Wife Swap interview

Battle of the Zombie cats Movie Trailer

How to play a toy piano


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Turdzilla !'s Friends Comments
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Polythene Pam

Polythene Pam



Dec 13 2009 5:02 AM

hey sweet stuff...
Mike

Mike



Dec 13 2009 1:00 AM

hahhahah okay dude.
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl

Lucy Hell, Devilgirl



Dec 9 2009 4:36 PM

xoxxxo
--->Psycho<~~

--->Psycho<~~



Dec 7 2009 11:02 PM

I should! thatd be bad ass =]
Carrie

Carrie Doss



Dec 7 2009 8:05 PM

Hey Turdy. I went to a GWAR concert and was all drunk and started screaming at them "HEY GWAR!!! TURDZILLA SAYS HI!!" A thousand times while they were signing autographs... and they got mad and got their bouncer to shut me up.
Polythene Pam

Polythene Pam



Dec 7 2009 5:39 PM

hey there. just doin a drive by to shoot a kiss ur way...
myspace comments
*CONNIE*

*CONNIE*



Nov 17 2009 10:31 PM

HI TURD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT &YOUR CONCERN.. ACTUALLY I'M LIVIN' IN PURE HELL
RIGHT NOW... AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PULL MYSELF OUT OF THIS  PAIN.. :*( I HOPE YOU ARE DOING OK!! LOVE C~
HOWARD

HOWARD PHUNG



Nov 15 2009 4:23 PM

I learn something new everyday.  People would die in theme park.  WOW.
thubtenkway

thubtenkway



Nov 13 2009 4:45 PM

That's Mahakala.
Psy-Ko

Psy-Ko



Nov 9 2009 12:32 AM

actually it's kinda boring in the daytime but weather is here, wish you were beautiful ;)
ಠ_ಠ

Booty Butts



Nov 7 2009 11:05 AM

shanks turdy :D
The art of Carrie Elizabeth Doss

Carrie Doss



Oct 29 2009 8:45 PM

Oh Turdy, thanks for the constructive criticism. <3
Cream Puffdaddy

Creamy Kitteh



Oct 19 2009 3:22 PM

Thanks Turdzilla! This lady Miss Gin at Swapping Headz made it for me. She did a great job.
SAYYONI.....

Noopur Maheshwari



Sep 9 2009 5:34 PM

Hello.... Frnd....

RELATIONS requires real Effort evn when Every1 of Us is Busy wid our own Lives...

A simple MSg reminds Each other tht u r not  Forgotten !!!!!
Jerri

Jerri Burrell



Aug 1 2009 7:56 PM

Me too.  I'm so glad to see you happy and performing.  May the music never stop!
:0)
Zombo

Jacob DuPree



Jun 27 2009 1:28 AM

If I had her on Wife-Swap, there'd be very little chance I'd give her back!
Christina Renee MoDeL.AcTrEsS aka GB

Christina Renee
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Apr 15 2009 3:30 PM

okay i found it!! thats funny lol i am for turdzilla!!!!!!! :o)
Weezus [tits or gtfo]

Weezus [tits or gtfo]



Jun 14 2008 9:20 PM

fuck yeah im gettin drunk listening to your shit and its awesome. but ehhh i wouldnt bother to bury the dead personally, id grab an arm off that motherfucker and eat it like a kfc drum stick and kick the shit out of the enemy.
cause im phat like that ya diggg
Psycho-Kitty

Real Name



Jun 6 2008 2:27 PM

THANKS FOR THE AD! CHEERS!

..
Psycho~Kitty
Shit Sandwich (Spinal Tap tribute)

Shit Sandwich (Spinal Tap tribute)



Apr 23 2008 8:39 AM

St. Hubbins' fucking wife took over band, got us shitty bookings.
Killed His Idols

Killed His Idols



Sep 29 2007 10:15 PM

I must say, bumping into your page and learning the oft-not-spoken origin of what was one of my favorite bands (SPEW!) was quite a change for me. I went from thinking they were the greatest to... not so much. I'm sorry that they took advantage of all of those artists, it's horrible!

By the way, I fucking love your cat! Rock on, man.

p*s* edited comment just for you! Haha, lots of work.
Sharon

Sharroon M



Aug 2 2007 1:12 PM

Thanks for the add.

Somehow I'm scared that you want to be my friend, then I saw the kitty and all was well.
TOIVO-

Brian Toivonen



Jun 17 2007 1:16 AM

i see you gots a band page now that kicks ass, i just added floater to my page i friggin' love that song.
The Steamy Bohemians

The Steamy Bohemians



Apr 25 2006 4:03 PM

Wow, for an heiress, Paris's grammar is surprisingly not good.

No, we won't sniff your mask, but thank you, really.

xoxox
niki and lainey
~Paris

~Paris



Apr 23 2006 2:57 PM

Your really scary and gross..

~Paris
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