The story of the Two Timin' Hussies....
Ruby Reckless is known for coining the term “roady sody,” and holds the record for most DUI’s without further prosecution. Her hobbies include drinking, driving, Jason, and tracking down cats…half Irish catholic, half Irish protestant and half just plain mean, Ruby suffers from a rare but severe genetic disorder that is easily treated with feline distemperment shots. Ruby’s personal motto is “those who live by the broken bottle die by the broken bottle.” If you have any information leading the SFPD to the current location of this suspect please contact 555-PIGY. Please do not approach suspect as she is quite bitchy and likely to beat you. Violent attacks are preceded by any combination of the following words “clearly, obviously, definitely and hardly.”
Holly Goeasy undoubtedly has earned her nickname. Although she's quiet, she packs a mean Mexican punch. You know, because she's Mexican. Her parents gave her a guitar at the age of 25, roughly two months ago, and told her to run across the border as fast as she could. They’re very proud of what she's become. Holly's hobbies include cute geeky boys, going to bars, drinking, and cornering cute geeky boys at bars while drunk. If you catch her on the late night bus drunk and passed out, please be kind....and take lots of pictures and post them here.
Ruby and Holly met when they had a fight over who got to go home with the bartender at Annie's. They soon realized that they were both tall and meaner than hell, so it would be much more fun to kick the shit out of other girls, rather than each other.
And then there's Scotty. We found him late one night at zeitgeist, alone in the corner, shoveling dollars into the jukebox and playing along with his very own set of air drums. Scotty, having recently regained his eye sight after ten years, had in those same years developed an acute sense of rhythm. Also known as Gummi McGee, he is currently employed by the Two Timin’ Hussies and is only allowed out of their subterranean practice space to urinate on the upstairs neighbor’s cat. Scotty dreams of someday combining his two loves drumming and skating…we expect there will be many casualties.
Hey Two Timin Hussies! Thanks for the add! AWESOME tunes! Pleased to know about you! Cheers from this part of the world! A brotherly embrace from Bahía Blanca, Argentina.
What's up, new friend? NEW STUFF!! ROBIN "Thunder & Speedumb" CD/LP on purple vinyl, Miss Derringer "Winter Hill" CD, Angus Khan "Black Leather Soul" CD and more.. All Available at: http://www.nickelanddimerecords.comListen to the player for other cool tracks. KANPAI! Nickel and Dime
oh we had a blast and came back more fumigated than ever! thnx for inviting us and for sharing equipment! that drive was the longest, we are recouping! thnx for everything! xoxoxo the girls
Sorry about the sudden disappearance last night but I felt I had to take the opportunity to escape while I could, because...well because. You know. Anyway even through the equipment malfunction you guys rocked it! You should have a smoke machine at every show from now on! ;-)
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