Dan Harmon
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mythology, psychology, editing, theology, insects, murder, anthropology, primatology, vodka, video, redheads, sincerity, women's legs in hosiery, absurdity, marijuana, computers and death.Music
The Chariots, Spunk, Systemic Glitch, Veranda Hamilton, Popcorn Niggers, Sandblast, Ball Three, Cake Faggot, Shauna is Beautiful Again, Needle Share, Eat the Senator, Dingle, Milkfuck, Snatchtwat, Supercharged Hillbillies, The Duncan Whitmore Experiment, ZKX, DIK, Anus Bakery, DeMorge, 2Nutz, Archimedes Overdrive, Underwhelming Vigilance, Gunga Dance, Wreckneck, Tiny Golf Course Pencil, Empire of Sound, Pass the Sweat, City of Tit, Phantasm 2, Queer, L'il Nibbler, Sinlicious, Listen to Thought, Splenda, Human Light Carousel, Bukkake Vision, Ching Chong, Al Quaeda, P'arfait, Legendary Legend, 0-9, XXL, Bingo, Tarmac, Dark Skinne with N-vay-shun, Bullet Shoot Gunnah, 2-Shoot, Gunshot, Bulletshot, Gunbullet, Gangraper, Guns N Rapists, Velvet Rape, Rape! Raype! Raipe!, The Rape Racers, Pacemaker, The Peacekeepers, Peace Among Rapists, Professor Crime feat. Crime Farmer w. Criminal Attorney, Honeynuts, Flash Gorgon, Impeccable Eyebrow, Phillipe Engenoux, Natalyie Luxembourge, Aluminum, Sock 2 Sock, Food, Vajine, Bucharest Trio, The Israeli Defense Ministers, Postcards From Her Pussy, Black 2 Black, Regional Armistice, Time for Flowers, C.U.N.T. and Phil Collins solo stuffMovies
Mainly just Murder at 1600 and Doc Hollywood. Let me think. Nope. That's it. Wesley Snipes in Murder at 1600, with an honorable mention to Doc Hollywood, and that's it.Television
Law and Order reruns on TNT in HD while I eat more and more delivery food and get fatter and sadder and more lonely and tired and less talented than ever.Books
The Aquatic Ape Theory, The Naked Ape, Hero with a Thousand Faces, Primitive Mythology, a Short History of the World, Religions of the World, Who's Afraid of Schroedinger's CatHeroes
Joseph Campbell, Charlie Kaufman, Kurt Vonnegut, Noam Chomsky, Bob Odenkirk, Robert Smigel, Stephen Colbert, David Mamet, Mark Twain, Woody Allen, Bill Murray, Bobby Hollander, Spalding Gray, Hunter S. Thompson, Joel and Ethan Coen, Mike Ashe, David Seger, Dan Savage, David Sedaris
Latest Blog Entries
- Feb 26, 2009 2:26 PM test
- Sep 6, 2008 12:29 AM Armenia vs. Turkey
- Aug 23, 2008 8:45 AM My cat wants me to tell you I moved my blog
- Jul 9, 2008 3:51 PM Best Law and Order Ending Ever
- Jul 6, 2008 11:30 PM Beating God’s Rotted, Dead Horse’s Corpse for Myke
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About me:
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement
6. is interpersonally exploitative
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
Who I'd like to meet:
Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Milwaukee
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 0" / More to love!
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: bad writer
Schools
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Marquette University
- Milwaukee,Wisconsin
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: None
- Major: journalism
1991 to 1992 -
Brown Deer Hi
- Brown Deer,Wisconsin
- Graduated: 1991
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: vodka
- Clubs: Yearbook, Forensics, Drama, Debate. Neeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
1988 to 1991
Lacey M. 3 years ago
hollywoodartchick 3 years ago
Gene Dark 3 years ago
Scott LaLonde 3 years ago
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Greg Frank 4 years ago
10 of 641Morevia Sunday's NYT: 'mercilessly snarky and also surprisingly charming' --they forgot 'roundly adorable', but they weren't intentionally describing your own self. Congrats!
Mega congratulations on Community. Really well done.
I can't believe you blocked me on twitter. I didn't have you down as one of those thin skinned LA twats.
I have Backers muscular dystrophy do not know how long I have to live I'm trying to get million friends for Disabled Civil Rights cause goal and short video Added me to your top friends please. Goal to have the Supreme Court Olmstead decision 6 to 3 Law enforced and have community-based programs for all who qualify for med waiver and consumer directed care which will save the taxpayers approximately 50% and provide opportunities for jobs instead of having disabled institutionalized or a nursing home. Also the George W. Bush presidential Executive Order 13217.Which means it has been designated a nationwide problem! To be Moses for all disabled people to remove the yoke the burden on our disabled back and set disabled people free.Keep Rock 'n rolling on!
Well, it's official: you're way outta my league.
Just saw the promo, it looks fantastic. Congrats!
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Well...so much for the channel101 pilot. Guess i'm not talented enough to keep it under 5 minutes. But this is what we got. We put it on funnyordie. com
..Bravado & Jones - watch more funny videos..
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.