mythology, psychology, editing, theology, insects, murder, anthropology, primatology, vodka, video, redheads, sincerity, women's legs in hosiery, absurdity, marijuana, computers and death.
Music
The Chariots, Spunk, Systemic Glitch, Veranda Hamilton, Popcorn Niggers, Sandblast, Ball Three, Cake Faggot, Shauna is Beautiful Again, Needle Share, Eat the Senator, Dingle, Milkfuck, Snatchtwat, Supercharged Hillbillies, The Duncan Whitmore Experiment, ZKX, DIK, Anus Bakery, DeMorge, 2Nutz, Archimedes Overdrive, Underwhelming Vigilance, Gunga Dance, Wreckneck, Tiny Golf Course Pencil, Empire of Sound, Pass the Sweat, City of Tit, Phantasm 2, Queer, L'il Nibbler, Sinlicious, Listen to Thought, Splenda, Human Light Carousel, Bukkake Vision, Ching Chong, Al Quaeda, P'arfait, Legendary Legend, 0-9, XXL, Bingo, Tarmac, Dark Skinne with N-vay-shun, Bullet Shoot Gunnah, 2-Shoot, Gunshot, Bulletshot, Gunbullet, Gangraper, Guns N Rapists, Velvet Rape, Rape! Raype! Raipe!, The Rape Racers, Pacemaker, The Peacekeepers, Peace Among Rapists, Professor Crime feat. Crime Farmer w. Criminal Attorney, Honeynuts, Flash Gorgon, Impeccable Eyebrow, Phillipe Engenoux, Natalyie Luxembourge, Aluminum, Sock 2 Sock, Food, Vajine, Bucharest Trio, The Israeli Defense Ministers, Postcards From Her Pussy, Black 2 Black, Regional Armistice, Time for Flowers, C.U.N.T. and Phil Collins solo stuff
Movies
Mainly just Murder at 1600 and Doc Hollywood. Let me think. Nope. That's it. Wesley Snipes in Murder at 1600, with an honorable mention to Doc Hollywood, and that's it.
Television
Law and Order reruns on TNT in HD while I eat more and more delivery food and get fatter and sadder and more lonely and tired and less talented than ever.
Books
The Aquatic Ape Theory, The Naked Ape, Hero with a Thousand Faces, Primitive Mythology, a Short History of the World, Religions of the World, Who's Afraid of Schroedinger's Cat
Heroes
Joseph Campbell, Charlie Kaufman, Kurt Vonnegut, Noam Chomsky, Bob Odenkirk, Robert Smigel, Stephen Colbert, David Mamet, Mark Twain, Woody Allen, Bill Murray, Bobby Hollander, Spalding Gray, Hunter S. Thompson, Joel and Ethan Coen, Mike Ashe, David Seger, Dan Savage, David Sedaris
Brown Deer Hi
Brown Deer,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: vodka
Clubs: Yearbook, Forensics, Drama, Debate. Neeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
About me: A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement
6. is interpersonally exploitative
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
via Sunday's NYT: 'mercilessly snarky and also surprisingly charming' --they forgot 'roundly adorable', but they weren't intentionally describing your own self. Congrats!
I have Backers muscular dystrophy do not know how long I have to live I'm trying to get million friends for Disabled Civil Rights cause goal and short video Added me to your top friends please. Goal to have the Supreme Court Olmstead decision 6 to 3 Law enforced and have community-based programs for all who qualify for med waiver and consumer directed care which will save the taxpayers approximately 50% and provide opportunities for jobs instead of having disabled institutionalized or a nursing home. Also the George W. Bush presidential Executive Order 13217.Which means it has been designated a nationwide problem! To be Moses for all disabled people to remove the yoke the burden on our disabled back and set disabled people free.Keep Rock 'n rolling on!
Well...so much for the channel101 pilot. Guess i'm not talented enough to keep it under 5 minutes. But this is what we got. We put it on funnyordie. com
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Congratz for 'Community' getting picked up for a pilot. I'm sure it will be better than most shit on tv. Of course you will settle for it being as popular as aforementioned shit.
Oh yeah - Capricorn...Happy Birthday a little late.
"If there is ever a definition of Gothic Cathedrals, Chartres will be the poster child." - quote I found online - the only birthday present I could come up with on short notice.
Happy Birthday!! I had a dream last night that you had some of my checks and you wouldnt give them to me and i was super sad because i needed the money to pay for my New York trip! hahaaaa So random
