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'Autocratopolis' is an epic achievement. -Fort Worth Weekly
Urizen puts forth a powerhouse album with excellent production and professional level musical performances. -Maelstrom Zine
Abwechslungsreiche, intelligente und originelle Musik von Musikern, die ihr Handwerk verstehen, lieben und mit Herzblut erfüllt haben. -Obliveon Zine
Urizen (pronounced YER-is-in) pulls a neat trick and manages to avoid sounding like anyone other than themselves. -Fort Worth Weekly
Every musical interlude is tight with flawless transitions. An impressive effort. Urizen is poised to make a big noise. -Harder Beat Magazine
I commend these guys for such a musical vision... The musicianship is top notch. -Maximum Metal
Urizen's black ballads each take you from a slow, eerie sensation that creeps up your spine, to a head banging ruckuss that just makes you want to tear it up in the mosh pit. -DFWMusicOnline.com
If you are afraid to open up to a new style of metal, this might scare you. -Crave Magazine
Bottom line, if you like it heavy, but you appreciate great musicianship and ALOT of diversity then you may want to check these guys out. -XtremeDFW.com
Visit the official URIZEN website for a full bio, information on band members, pictures, audio samples, videos, random nonsense and so much more!
Full length album entitled "The Rescue," in stores now, worldwide at Best Buy and Hot Topic. Also available on ITunes and Smartpunk.com. Stop by and have a listen.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
We're Tallowate, a band from Oporto, Portugal. We're inviting you to visit our myspace page and listen to some of our tracks which will be released as a demo ep in December. You can also watch the live video of "Pointless Discussions About Art (and stuff like that)", our latest track.
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
Dear friends! We are happy to see a good year go towards a good end. Again we will be playing our Christmas Show in the Moscow Megasphere - and that really makes us happy. The Moscow crowd is one of the best in the world and we would love to have you all with is. It's gonna be one hell of a rock party! Our website has undergone major updates at the moment, but it's back and we highly recomment that you pick up your free Single and DVD "Chase the Dragon" and tell us what you think. In the meantime Rozencrantz is back in the studio, working on brand new material. As always, we will keep you updated. Best regards, Horatio