Screen savers! Check out my website dammit! www.UselessCreations.com
Also, um.. goats? Movies? I follow the occasionally mighty Richmond Tigers. But don't hold that against me. Walking and working up a sweat? International beer drinking? I can juggle too, but only 3 balls, no flaming kittens!
Music
Sometimes I hum on public transport. Does that count? It often results in violence. The world is unfair.
I do play guitar. Well, I mean... I try to sometimes. But often when I do it's an attempt at playing the only song I know how to play even close to properly: Blackbird by The Beatles. The problem is that whenever I play it the ghost of John Lennon appears before me, and he aint happy!
I listen mainly to random tunes including Counting Crows, The Audreys, Powderfinger, Greenday, Lithuanian Clog Dancing Trios, and I have a compilation album of myself humming on public transport that it a must listen. Check it out!
Movies
Yes. Well. What do you want me to say? I saw a film once or twice. I write reviews for my website. Check them out (do I need to give the link again? Oh alright then www.UselessCreations.com ). The reviews take less than 2 minutes to write, that's what makes them so..... good.
I'll see pretty much anything at the cinema, even the occasional chick flick if I have too!
Television
Um.. yes I sometimes watch television too. What a surprise. I'm a big fan of the old Doctor Who, but also get a kick out of the new. Is it still uncool to admit that? Oh well who cares. I also watch The Bill, and that's far more embarassing. Add in some Lost, BSG, The Office, Spooks, Heroes, goat porn, and loads of other crap, and you'll know when my VCR is set to record.
Books
One day I will learn to read. Then maybe I'll look at what I'm typing and realise what a fool I am.
Actually, I recently read a little known book called "The Da Vinci Code". Have you heard of it? It's a delightful romp with some artsy fartsy influences. I doubt it'll become very popular tho.
I've read Neuromancer by William Gibson 3 times I think. But it's been a while, might be time to blow the dust off and see if it's as good as I remember.
Heroes
Superman! No wait, Wonderwoman! Which one wears their undies on the outside? Please tell me it's Wonderwoman...
I'm going to declare it to the world. I love Richo! What a legend! Riiiichoooooo!
About me:
Hello. I still don't know what my space is for... Is it a competition about finding online friendy types to pollute the net with? I remember when the net was all about porn, and nothing else! What is the world coming to?! I'm disappointed.
I work non-stop creating 3D screen savers for Mac and Windows users to enjoy. That's right, I'm the *cough* world famous fool behind www.UselessCreations.com check it out for all your screen saver needs! From 3D fish aquariums, to space wars, to dolphins, to flying pigs, to, well, all sorts of nifty crap! There's also my *cough* world famous movie reviews. Everyone loves them. That's what my mum tells me. Enough of the website promotions, I actually leave the house as often as possible too you know!
What else am I supposed to put here? I'm keen on goats? I like movies? I don't like having strange rashes?
Who I'd like to meet: I can't think of who I want to meet, so...
Holiday Stuff!
I finally took a holiday! After working for centuries without even taking a day off! How insane!
Holiday Highlights Video
This is all the photos, and some vids too, from Egypt and Dubai crammed into a 4 minute video and set to music. It's must see... I also went to Japan n China, but I haven't done anything with those pics yet...
You should Make A Useless Creations Star Wars Luke Vs. Vader 3d Screensaver
Dec 19 2007 1:41 PM
I'm sorry you don't like Christmas :). Although your Christmas screen saver cheers me up every time I look at my computer. Even after some little hellions destroyed the decorations in my front yard, I still had my inside decor and my cool screen saver with Santa delivering gifts to cheer me. :)
Not much happening here. Getting ready to move back up to QLD in the next couple of months Yaay :-) Send me the link to your photos!! Would love to check em out. Im sure I will get a good laugh out of some of them :D
thought i better pass by and say "hi" ... so - "hi". thought it was weird to see surgical masks in my friends list ... so had to stop. btw - that parma looks v delish! nobody makes a parma like a melbourne pub. you get to sydney at all?
Rob I was saddened to hear about your site crashing. Man, I have been a paying member of Useless creations for several years now and I LOVED all of your screensavers. I hope you get everything back up ok....I need some new stuff.
I have a technical question you may be able to answer....
When i try to send photos (even just one) through my gmail they dont send and the screen just gets stuck on "sending"..... and nothing happens. Is there something I'm missing?? Its making me angry! :-)
OOOhhhhhh GROSS you didn't! You do realise its classified as a rodent :-)
Im good. Going up to the Sunshine Coast this weekend... very excited!! Fun in the Sun!
So while I was out buying something to get rid of the mozzie problem i seem to have at my place, I noticed one of those new electro magnetic bug plug in things- but after reading the back, I was informed that it can affect pets such as GERBALS!!! Hahaha those little buggars just keep popping up everywhere.....
Your screensavers ROCK!!! I've been a fan of them for quite a few years now, and sent many friends and family your way to check them out. Keep up the great work!
Haaaaaaaaappy (almost) your birthday to youuuuuu,
haaaaaaappy (almost) your birhtday too youuuuu......
shall I stop? LOL
Hey many thanks and best regards as thou duth ageth yet more!
If you like The Da Vinci Code then you need to read Angels And Demonds which is a Prequill to the Da Vinci Code. It does have a little James Bond feel to it near the end end but over all it is as good as the Da Vinci Code and faster reading.
Just a quick note, Penguins may be evil but they like most other things TASTE LIKE CHICKEN but only less grizzle. Keep up the good work on the screensavers, I'm going to need to buy another drive to store them all.
Thanks for the add, Rob. You know, I panicked like hell when me screen filled up with water, and the fishes started swimming around. Then I pulled out the plug and it all disappeared down the hole!
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