Puppy whiskers and people watching, italics and popsicles, chaos and cooking.
Music
Yes please, and turn it up a notch.
Movies
I like to buy old VHS tapes at yard sales.
Television
I've watched every special on ghosts, bigfoot and loch ness, because I really want to believe. I like a lot of "educational" shows, but really, I make no claim to being attratched to quality when it goes time to veg out.
Books
I tend to judge them by their covers. This has led to some very interesting finds.
Heroes
Someone who changed everything, including my sense of home.
Also, the inventor of rolling luggage, and my adopted mama, Bunny.
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I have a high tolerance for chaos. I always have at least one book in my purse.
At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY.
I dance at the slightest provocation.
If I were to live my life
in catfish forms
in scaffolds of skin and whiskers
at the bottom of a pond
and you were to come by
one evening
when the moon was shining
down into my dark home
and stand there at the edge
of my affection
and think, "It's beautiful
here by this pond. I wish
somebody loved me,"
I'd love you and be your catfish
friend and drive such lonely
thoughts from your mind
and suddenly you would be
at peace,
and ask yourself, "I wonder
if there are any catfish
in this pond? It seems like
a perfect place for them."
-Richard Brautigan
How to make a Sarah Smile
Ingredients:
3 parts twilight
5 parts banjo music
3 parts dandylions
Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously by dancing. Serve with a kiss and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Who I'd like to meet: Cyberstalkers and hatemailers. You're nobody until you've got a few of those.
Strangers who want to tell me about singles in my area, their new free ipod, or how they make money taking surveys online. I want to meet them, so that I can flick them in the earlobe repeatedly.
Oh, and slutty types who wanna tell me about their webcam on some other site, and how things "got a little crazy there the other night." Yeah.
hey cutie! come watch us rock out tonight! O'CONNELS ON MORENA BLVD! 9:30pm. Band is %100 biodegradable. Our music is ozone safe and not tested on animals.
I want to so bad. I need to get out of Idaho. I just got another car so I will be mobile shortly. I don't have anyone to take silly pictures with anymore. Im so lonely up here. BLAH!
There are far too many reasons why I simply adore you and am soooooo happy Im related to you... but I haven't the time to tell you. Im off to go stand on stuff.
NOOOOO!!! Sarah you really are the devil...stop MAKING me drink and making ME fat...stop making me EAT cake *shoves a slice of cake in mouth begrudgingly*
I can't SELL you something you've already stolen...FROM A drinking game, that I didn't even want to PLAY...but let's face IT, I had to drink if I wanted to spend time with YOU.
Sarah, I demand that you stop looking at me IN THAT devilish way that you do...it's making me drink, IN FACT, as I'm writing this I'm pouring myself another SHOT...and stop SLEEPING through my boyfriend...it's making him fat....stop IT!
It's quite alright if it doesn't come back in time. We could always do the Flaming Titty Tassles of Doom routine we've been working on. Let's just be sure to coat our eyebrows with flame retardant beforehand this time...
Yes....it leads to one hell of a party. Which requires entertainment. Speaking of which...we're performing again this weekend. Prepare the feathered batons and hula skirts!
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