Sarah Smile
"According to Elvis Presley, as long as you don’t step on his blue suede shoes, you can do ‘anything’."

Female
27 years old
San Diego, California
United States

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Last Login:7/19/2008
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    Sarah Smile's Interests
GeneralPuppy whiskers and people watching, italics and popsicles, chaos and cooking.
MusicYes please, and turn it up a notch.
MoviesI like to buy old VHS tapes at yard sales.
TelevisionI've watched every special on ghosts, bigfoot and loch ness, because I really want to believe. I like a lot of "educational" shows, but really, I make no claim to being attratched to quality when it goes time to veg out.
BooksI tend to judge them by their covers. This has led to some very interesting finds.
HeroesSomeone who changed everything, including my sense of home. Also, the inventor of rolling luggage, and my adopted mama, Bunny.
Groups: The Catfish Zone (love 'em don't eat 'em)Future Auto Shop of David Prinstinerthe HORANIMALSThe T.J. Kendrick fan clubspeak with your fistsWe <3 GrammarThe TuckermansOld School Aquarius Roller Skating Rink of La Mesa

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     Sarah Smile's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:El Cajon
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Lobbyist

   Sarah Smile's Schools
Christian Junior Senior High S
El Cajon,California
Graduated: 1998
 

1995 to 1998



Sarah Smile is counting airplanes.

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   Sarah Smile's Blurbs
About me:


I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I have a high tolerance for chaos. I always have at least one book in my purse. At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY. I dance at the slightest provocation.

If I were to live my life
in catfish forms
in scaffolds of skin and whiskers
at the bottom of a pond
and you were to come by
one evening
when the moon was shining
down into my dark home
and stand there at the edge
of my affection
and think, "It's beautiful
here by this pond. I wish
somebody loved me,"
I'd love you and be your catfish
friend and drive such lonely
thoughts from your mind
and suddenly you would be
at peace,
and ask yourself, "I wonder
if there are any catfish
in this pond? It seems like
a perfect place for them."

-Richard Brautigan


How to make a Sarah Smile
Ingredients:
3 parts twilight
5 parts banjo music
3 parts dandylions
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously by dancing. Serve with a kiss and a pinch of salt. Yum!



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Who I'd like to meet:
Cyberstalkers and hatemailers. You're nobody until you've got a few of those. Strangers who want to tell me about singles in my area, their new free ipod, or how they make money taking surveys online. I want to meet them, so that I can flick them in the earlobe repeatedly. Oh, and slutty types who wanna tell me about their webcam on some other site, and how things "got a little crazy there the other night." Yeah.



   


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 Vlad the Bunny who brings you cookies!!!! 


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I am McLoven





Jul 17 2008 3:49 PM

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I am McLoven wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace.

Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don!

Join I am McLoven's Mob!

*samantha*





Jul 14 2008 5:51 PM

It's probably because we're such good friends and it's friendship bread...I'll bring you some more tomorrow :D
*samantha*





Jul 14 2008 1:04 PM

I like that beginning...

And there was a prince who wanted to be with the princess, but he had a brother who also wanted to be a prince...despite the fact he didn't have a brain...because he had no head...
*samantha*





Jul 14 2008 12:54 PM

Of course I'll tell you your favorite story again.

As for pictures, I was thinking of illustrating my own and making a children's book of it...what do you say?
*samantha*





Jul 10 2008 7:03 PM

Yes, let's :D
Chris.





Jul 10 2008 12:47 AM

That would be tricky.
*samantha*





Jul 9 2008 5:42 PM

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*samantha* wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace.

Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don!

Join *samantha*'s Mob!

Laura





Jul 8 2008 5:21 PM

That sounds wonderful. Let's retire next year.
Laura





Jul 8 2008 5:06 PM

I want to retire on a yacht. Hmm...how can I make that happen...
Laura





Jul 8 2008 3:45 PM

And end with Morocco
Laura





Jul 8 2008 12:07 PM

Let's make a list of places we'd like to visit!
Laura





Jul 8 2008 11:19 AM

I want to go to the zoo in Sydney, Australia!!
Chris.





Jul 7 2008 11:31 PM

No my cousin was driving she wasn't lol
Numb Nuts (no kidding)





Jul 7 2008 11:10 PM

I can not think of anything living/or nonliving thing that does not gravitate towards your boobs ... Even I have gazed with interest ( and you know how hard it is to get me to look at boobies)
Chris.





Jul 7 2008 5:08 PM

Haha... I guess so we might have been driving already. I don't really remember.
Chris.





Jul 7 2008 4:52 PM

Coco took this. It was out a side of a car. And I don't remember if there was wind.
Numb Nuts (no kidding)





Jul 7 2008 2:50 PM

Killer glasses ... You think you'll be wearing them to breakfast on Sunday ?
Numb Nuts (no kidding)





Jun 30 2008 1:19 PM


Crayon pieces on her chair
Where did they come from ? Tell me where
Crayon pieces my oh my
Are they real or am I high?
Red crayon shavings in my Hair
This annoying mystery I can’t bare
My missing crayon was indeed red
It must have been Sarah who fed
My sick kitty who has shit everywhere
Now I am glad kitty “shat” on Sarah’s chair

*samantha*





Jun 30 2008 11:00 AM

So...even if I don't have a job at the company...I'm still going to work there :P

Lemonade Stand
Sarah WEHR!!





Jun 28 2008 1:26 PM

Okay, good. I'm trusting you. This is a big responsibility. But if anyone can do it, you can.
;)
Sarah WEHR!!





Jun 27 2008 11:14