There's three of us...
- Matt Haeuser (Drums, looking rad)
- Kyle Graham (Guitar, vocals, talking too much onstage)
- Matt Russell (Bass, vocals, being clean).
But when we band together with our pure, unfiltered, face-melting rock vibrations, we become one rock-being with a name so powerful it cannot be written. So, you could say that there's just one of us. That's totally acceptable. Sort of sacrilegious, but totally acceptable.
Etkilendikleri
Muse, Toadies, Hum, Self, Failure, reuben, The Impossibles, Silverchair, Weezer, NOFX, Soundgarden, Motion City Soundtrack, deftones, Rage Against the Machine, The Muppets...
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Matt thinks this: The Impossibles, Vendetta Red, Hum, NOFX, Reggie and the Full Effect, and sometimes Thin Lizzy.
Kyle thinks this: "Take your favorite band, add it to your least favorite band, and then turn it up so loud you shit your pants."
House doesn't give a shit, as long as it doesn't suck.
The result is actually this:
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From the roadie's perspective.
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This was when we played AMPed's Battle of the Bands. ...we lost.
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Yep. We were funny and we made Sinatra jokes, but we still lost.
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Old show at The Grange on Orcas Island, WA. Old show, same fucking song. Wah wah waaahhh...
Hi. We're Velcron. You're supposed to say our name really low and throaty, 'cause it sounds better that way.
We play loud pop rock. Very sing-songy and the content is mostly about girls--we have a few stray songs about things like nonexistent smoking habits, getting old, and sweeping (two songs about that, actually), but still, mostly about girls...
Anyway, you should listen to us. We'll surprise you with our rock-osity and make you smile. Velcron is responsible for good times, burst eardrums, and smiling faces the world over.
Velcron cannot be responsible for any injuries incurred during listening to our tunes.
You can write to us at velcron@gmail.com and we ca be found in the regular spots, purevolume and facebook.
Thanks for listening to us. And for reading this bio.
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