Name: Emily.
Age: Sweet Seventeen.
Location: Bumfuck, Florida.
Birthday: January 30th.
Gender: Vagina.
Height: 5’7ish.
Weight: Fatty.
Status: Single & livin' it up.
Orientation: I’m a people person.

My name is Emily, born and raised in Florida. I turned 17 on January 30th. I make sex jokes quicker and better than any guy. I joke about race and religion. I've been told I have a quick wit. I'm smarter than I think I am, but not as smart as others credit me for. I exaggerate things to make light of situations. I laugh at everything, and I'm nicer to people I've just met than to my best friends. I like to think I'm a good person--I'd do anything for anyone. Don't take advantage of that. I'm an English nerd. I'm labeled a druggie, a junkie, a goth, a punk, a nerd, a zipper pants kid...I've been called every name in the book. I don't get offended. I pretend to be, though. Don't mistake it for the real thing.

I will succeed in life and I will make a difference.

"Self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw a stone and use His name for your own protection."