Stepping in seamlessly for Sonic Slim who had recently
departed on a pilgrimage to Mecca (he's found a higher purpose and unfortunately,
it was conflicting with his fiduciary responsibility within the band),
Joey is the whirling dirvish we envisioned having as the front man of WANK
PUNTER ever since this group of misfits first came together.
Not one to be gun-shy for ANY reason, especially when confronted by
a half-naked chic with come-hither eyes and come hither fuck-me boots
(and little else to leave to the imagination), Joey is the quintessential
showman par excellence! There have been rumours that the lad has hung
a rat or two on ocassion but that's off the record as I couldn't verify
the facts in time for this writing.
The latest wingman to join the Punter gang, the Discombobulator is truly a master of the 6 string axe. Wielding it as an extention of his body, he wills the instrument to bend and twist with an aural intensity that is sure to leave women breathless and panting for more and men to stand in awe of the dude's shere wizardy. Hence the name. For anyone who has had the experience of watching and listening to him, the typical reaction is one of stunned, wide-eyed silence.
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Electric Guitar
A Film score composer turned P.I.M.P. (Professional
Internet Marketing Person). Feedback ended up having more girls than
consumer demand could accommodate so he started a porn production company
and sold content on the web as a means to keep his girls happy and
gainfully employed.
Constantly looking for a way to escape the day-to-day stress of being
married to more than a dozen women at a time, he stumbled upon the concept
of Wank Punter simply by writing about what he knew best: sex, porn, debauchery,
and mayhem.
Gunner came into his own while having
his cherry taken by the neighborhood babysitter who just happened
to be a very attractive young lady (if not a little messed up due to
an emergency frontal lobotomy that's far too long a story to get into
here).
Shortly thereafter, dear Gunner became unusually attached to his organ. Indeed,
it brought the young man great pleasure. So much so, he persued it with the
passion reserved for only the purest of artistes. And, just as any true artist
would do, he went into character by immersing himself within the netherworld
of debauchery and sin that is commonly known as peeler bars.
Under the guise of creative research, he gained employment as a DJ and proceeded
to pilage the stock of his new found trade. In short, he was perfect for the
Punter gang and it wasn't long before he was duly elected as our defacto prima-facie
pussy inspector.
Growing up with a musical influence in the family there's no doubt that Chili Polanski (aka Wonderbread, The General) is the engine that drives the Wank Punter train. Having played with many notable international recording artists, the dude has some credo and brings a solid foundationto the Punters.
Ya gotta be red hot with a nic like Chili. There's little doubt that the man commands attention and respect much like a General does with his troops simply with his presence alone.
But, as with any high profile man he does have his detractors. Among them are those who mistakenly believe that it's due to the blinding studio tan he wears with pride. Any man with his vision intact would naturally cower in the presence of such brightness, or so they claim...
Truth be known, you can't buy that glow anywhere - it's a pure Transylvanian pigment.
Hailing from the exotic land of Transylvania, our maniacal spirit of the night invokes the souls of the gods of percussion and creates an aural tapestry of beats that are truly not of this realm.
Artists that have had an influence on our sound:
Frank Zappa • The Tubes • Van Halen • Boston • AC/DC • Cheap Trick • Al Dimeola • Max Webster.
We consider the Tubes (major influence here), Alice Cooper, Wendy O Williams & The Plasmatics, KISS, and Devo as some of the influences behind the act's visual motif.
Sounds Like
Frank Zappa meets Tubes over at Eddy Van Halen's place while jamming with Boston, if that makes any sense! Bottom line is that these guys can rock and rip it up - on stage or on CD. Moreover, they're funny as hell!
You won't hear them on Top 40 radio, and you definitely
won't see them on MTV. Wank Punter creates the kind of music that
belongs under you bed, along with your collection of Playboy Magazines
and Hustler videos. Systematically censored for their blatant sex
appeal, they've instantly become Rock's dirty little secret.
What do they sound like? Imagine a runaway freight train that's
on a collision course with morality! Their rock and power pop tunes
don't pull any punches, musically or lyrically speaking. Never before
has such a motley crew of uber talented freaks been able to come
together, literally and figuratively speaking, simply from their mutual
love of erotica and gorgeous women.
The
center piece of what keeps the guys coming to Punter shows in droves,
The Fluffettes are the back up singers that *ahem* flesh out the
band's live sound. More vocal emulations as opposed to real singing
but hey, it fits and it works so who are we to question even if it
flies in the face of logic?
Oh, did I mention that the girls have a tendency
to perform half naked? No? Hmmm. My apologies. But now ya know.
There&..39;s also an on-going bet between the girls as to who can throw
the band members of their performance concentration.
Whether it's openly making out with each other
(remember Britany and Madonna? That's schoolgirl shit compared
to these girls) or making inanimate objects magically disappear,
these nasty little bunnies are always up to turning... (Oops! Freaudian
slip) I mean playing tricks.
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