Mike--Guitars, the silent stare, lip hook NEW SHIRTS & DECALS $10
Influences
Meshuggah, Machine Head, Soilwork, Slayer, Death, Dillinger Escape Plan, Coalesce, Norma Jean, Dimmu Borgir, Tom Waits, Cannibal Corpse, Led Zeppelin, Overkill, Kataklysm, Cephalic Carnage, Origin--fuck, this is pointless.
Sounds Like
Heavy, fast, and loud. We are a mixture of flat out speed, stupid and ridiculous nonsequitors, and furious breakdowns that inspire violence and hugs and punches in the neck. Our music is melodicism mixed with amphetamines, steroids, a bad hangover, and a mental CD track with a skip.
Where does a band come from? Here's a partial list. Ben: Craven, Of the Fallen, The Lantern Hill Nightmare, Isolated Fields. Tim: Angrius, The Lantern Hill Nightmare, Isolated Fields. Squintz: Canvas, Monkey Brain, Slit. Matt: ???, Von Boa, Plant, Ending the Silence. It's a complicated tree, but we can probably relate ourselves to just about every heavy band in the KC area.
Our mission statement might read as follows: "Watching the Coroner is committed to making music that doesn't fit the mold, but we shamelessly love and exude our influences. We like fast, furious nonsequitor music that challenges the listener. Feel free to categorize us. The bottom line is that we are here to challenge and entertain. If you get it, then we love you. If you don't, then we don't care. We make music that we like. Music isn't about pandering to the masses. It is about personal expression, and none of us think in straight lines. Please excuse our schizophrenia."
Listener discretion is not at all advised.
ALL HAIL TO THE FIRE AND THE WIND TO THE SINNERS AND THE WHORES IN HELL WITH YOUR HEART BE STRONG, REVENGE WILL YOU REACH DEEP NOW, CHALLENGE YOUR WILL WILL YOU STARE IN THE EYES OF THE ENEMY RAISE YOUR SWORDS WITH PRIDE HAIL AND KILL, SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED FOR YOU MY BROTHER I WILL DIE
BRUTAL GREETINGS AND A MIGHTY HAILS TO YOU!!
HOLLOW "SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED" DEMO/EP IS NOW AVAILABLE TO HEAR ON THE BAND PAGE.
FOR THE BIG SOUNDS AND BIG PRODUCTION,, YOU CAN GET IT AT STORES AROUND THE WORLD LIKE ITUNES, AMAZON, RHAPSODY, NAPSTER + more
WHEN IT BECOMES AVAILABLE ON OR BEFORE DECEMBER 25TH, 2008.
CRY LIKE A BABY IN A BASKET OF FLAMES AND WIRE FLOATING AWAY ON THE MUD OF THE MISSOURI RIVER ITS FLOODING THE ASHES OF HOME AND I WISH I HAD JUST 1 SONG THAT I COULD SCREAM AND HEAR YOU SINK ALL SING ALONG I...66SZ6
Yeah I'd love to work together, if you guys need some graphics, web design, or even some recording we could probably work something out. I'm pretty sure I'll see you at your show in Des Moines on December 6th. Keep rockin' in the free world. Cole Pinegar - Muhahahaha Entertainment
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