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We Are The Seahorses
Americana

"Now comes fully dressed!!!"

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United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   We Are The Seahorses: General Info
Member Since3/19/2005
Band Websiteusa-patriotism.com
Band Members




InfluencesRonald Reagan
Main Street USA
Bruce Springsteen
Alan Jackson
New York Yankees
NYFD
NYPD
Rudy Giuliani
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Type of LabelNone





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   About We Are The Seahorses
We Are the Seahorses
We Are From The Capital of Freedom
We Are the Promised Land of Democracy
We Are From the Holy Land
We Are From New Jersey
We Are a Music Band
We Are the Last Great American Freak Show
We Are the South American Gladiators
We Are Extreme Mathletes
We Are The Lactose Intolerance Acceptance Revolution
We Are Generating Impressive Buzz Websites
We Are Sensitive To Your Wants and Needs
We Are the Want to feel close To You Tonights.
We Are the Help you At home Help you at the office/den
We Are FRIENDS FOREVER
We Are The Jessie Spano Corpse Hanging off the Tip of the Spic Dick
We Are the Andrew Clifford Slater Buried Between the thighs of Big Giraffe Smart Girl.l
We Are the G.E.D of I.D.M.
We Are The Sports Entertainment.
We Are the Love
We Are the Ritual
NO POLLUTION
NO FIRE
NO FLAVOR
ASSURE SAFETY
WE ARE THE SEAHORSES!!!!!

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WATCH.
LEARN

Now We Will show our Home Movies in Biographical Form.

Our first practice a few years ago, this was before computers were invented. Thank you, Tipper Gore.


Our first dance Party.


Our Favorite Tag Team, the All Americans, join forces with our 4th favorite wrestler, the Undertaker.


This was right before we won the vietnam war.



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LAST DAY 2 VOTE FOR TENAYAH SIOUX @ pinupvixen.com





Jul 17 2008 1:02 PM

THIS IS IT-THE LAST 3 DAYS!!! I THINK WE CAN ALMOST DO IT!!! VOTE LIKE MUTHA"S EVERDAY @ pinupvixen. com (I'm the middle contestant)!!! PIMP ME OUT TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! Love you all! Thanks for the support to all my myspace buddies!!! Thanks to you (& a lot of work), the underdog is almost within distance!
-Tenayah Sioux
MaRC





Jul 10 2008 4:28 AM

Someone got shot in the face outside of Lofi last sunday, so id guess things are looking up for that place!
peter degreaser





Jul 9 2008 7:43 PM

i thought you guys of all people would understand the GIGGLE BOOTY. NOT to be confused with a JIGGLE booty. a laughing heiny. a horkling rump if you will. carl winslow's chuckling fanny.

keep me posted on your next bmore appearance!
LAST DAY 2 VOTE FOR TENAYAH SIOUX @ pinupvixen.com





Jul 7 2008 4:55 PM

Longtime fan & supporter!!! Love your stuff! My wife Tenayah needs a little help from any friends we can scrape up w/ her 1st online pin-up contest! We're going up against someone who has a lot of work friends voting for her every morning! It's hard work trying to keep up! You can vote for her twice daily @ pinupvixen. com thru July 19! Thanks to you & any fellow fans for any help! -Aaron
Baby Carrotz





Jul 4 2008 8:22 PM

holy piss special poetry slam IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys keep up the kickass work

Much love,
Baby Carrotz
Baby Carrotz





Jul 4 2008 8:05 PM

if you guys put loose ends slide west back up id probably shit myself out of excitement...o and happy 4th you patriotic sons of bitches
Sister Waize





Jul 4 2008 4:54 PM

yous guyzes are the best
BBQWhore





Jul 4 2008 7:44 AM

In honor of the 4th i made sure to make the 3rd installment of avant guardians some straight up patriotic ish Avant Guardians of the Abstract 3
Happy 4th!
BBQWhore





Jul 1 2008 10:51 PM

LiL MuppFuggaz 3 "The Only Attractive Person in Whoville"
COURTLANDT LAND.COM!





Jun 30 2008 12:47 PM

the grease truck ate my sister!!
BBQWhore





Jun 29 2008 9:18 AM

KNS





Jun 27 2008 9:11 AM

me and my buddies are probably gna be decked out in i lv america apparel.
so excited
No One and the Somebodies





Jun 26 2008 7:48 AM

Ah, fuckin darsh! Hopefully we'll see you soon. We should do something together. We're looking to tour in August so maybe we'll be able to do some shit together.

Peace!
-Brian
KNS





Jun 25 2008 7:02 PM

ima be there friday! do it big
Champagne Castle





Jun 24 2008 4:41 PM

see you saturday faggos!
Marisa





Jun 23 2008 7:20 PM

lol I'll try to make the Brunswick show. its been like 2 years since I've seen you ass-muffins play. my life has not been the same since. I heart you.
:D
Marisa





Jun 23 2008 7:15 PM

Hahahaaha
hahaaahahahaa
hahahha
hahahahahhaha

ha :D

Dinner is anytime ya want it to be, dearie.
D:
THEREGGAENOODLES!!





Jun 23 2008 1:24 PM

HORses will await robot instructions

great stugg keepit UP
___________♥[sup WILMINGTON?!]





Jun 20 2008 10:07 AM

whats up?

<3
ARI SAFARI





Jun 19 2008 3:56 PM

hi mo,
its been minutes.
how are you?
___________♥[sup WILMINGTON?!]





Jun 19 2008 1:55 PM

hi<3
FOTONOVELA





Jun 17 2008 1:59 PM

Hi We are the Seahorses!
Thanks for the add
Fotonovela
BBQWhore





Jun 15 2008 3:08 PM

?Joke? 'Harmonacock' Lewinski Donahue Gives a pube volumizing performance as AymEe FishWhore and leaves the grist mill drippin ana glistenin with more cumpassion than that OG guy could muster up after a week of tub baths! BBQWhore & Vin Rossi helped! Christina Donna Hugely is AyMee Phishay does Jaques Whoremonicore, BBQWhore & Vinnie Rossi on the hood of a car then starts buggin out then Vinnie Smacks the bitch then she scratches his face up and kicks him in the nuts and then fucks everyone in this funny yet heartwarming romantic comedy that people are comparing to "When Harry Met Sally" this is the film that recharged Juke Hermorphadykes career
Mr. Moccasin





Jun 15 2008 7:14 AM

Photobucket
Visual Diarrhea





Jun 14 2008 12:39 PM

happy birthday frank!!!!
Mr. Moccasin





Jun 14 2008 7:19 AM

o we'll be there:
han, me & christ
we'll be there with bells on
our balls
peter degreaser





Jun 11 2008 10:17 AM

making quite a name for yourself around these parts! LOLOLOLOLOCAUST!

peter degreaser





Jun 11 2008 9:58 AM

yes! put loose ends slide west back up!

bring me a working cd on saturday! can't wait!
Gene Parmesan





Jun 10 2008 6:02 PM

L L Kool-Aid





Jun 9 2008 4:19 PM



CAN'TSER FACE
gun.





Jun 9 2008 2:58 PM

put loose ends slide west back up
Global Zero Records





Jun 9 2008 12:44 PM

Mr. Moccasin