Alistair
www.myspace.com/weeman70Do you reckon if I just put the word vampire somewhere in the title of my stories I could have a worldwide phenomenom?Mood: contemplative
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Alistair
- Scotland, UK
- Last Login: 11/22/2009
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General
Add yourself to the map. Let's see how small a world we can make it.I love listening to all sorts of music and watching film, but most importantly to me I enjoy writing. I have written two novels, a book of short stories and several short film scripts, I am currently trying to get the novels published, as it is my dream to make money from my daydreaming. All of the books listed below are available in print or can be downloaded from www.lulu.com/alcanlin
.. HEAVEN "Heaven is a lap dancing club run by Jack Fisher and Max Morton. To say it has a reputation is an understatement. They do not call it Heaven for nothing. The exploits around the club are being investigated by the police, and they set up an undercover investigation. But things are not always what they seem. The lines between love & hate, business & pleasure become blurred, as you are thrown into a world of shady criminals, bent coppers and beautiful women. Can you keep up? Or is Heaven too much for you?"
TWISTED LOVE "A collection of short stories all of them are loosely based around the theme of love, but with a twist. The Smell - is about a woman who suspects her husband of having an affair because of the smell of perfume on his clothes, but can she handle the truth. Two Men In A Lift - does exactly what it says on the tin, it's about two men stuck in a lift. Ifs And Buts - is an obsession that leads to tragic consequences. Last Breath - is a man looking back on his life and trying to work out if things really did go wrong. Some of the stories might make you think or even cry, but they will take you where you were not expecting to go."
.. BLACK & WHITE "Morven lives her entire life behind a camera, she feels safer, more in control. Her job as a forensic photographer exposes her to life's more seedy side. Especially when there's a serial killer running loose in the city and the people in her dreams start to appear on the mortuary slab the next day. She starts to worry about her own sanity. Life is thrown into further turmoil when she recieves a phonecall from her mother telling her that her father is dying. She is forced to return to the small town she grew up in and was so desperate to escape, finding out a family secret that turns her world upside down. She can't hide from life any more, but who she turns to puts her in mortal danger." ..
Music
Johnson, Sons and Daughters, Ben Folds, Cake, Rilo Kiley, Isobel Campbell, Arcade Fire, Aberfeldy, Astrid Williamson, Teenage Fanclub, Cake, Hefner, Pavement, Gravenhurst, Nina Simone, John Lee Hooker, Al Green, Otis Redding, Juliana Hatfield, Butterfly Boucher, The Zutons, Devendra Banhart, Ron Sexsmith, Martha Wainright, Josh Ritter, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Bees, Beverley Knight, Joss Stone, Emiliana Torrini, I Am Kloot, The Kills, Mull Historical Society, Architecture In Helsinki, Nick Cave, The Go! Team, Fine Young Cannibals, Regina Spektor, Plan B, Belle and Sebastian
Movies
Books
Heroes
Dennis Potter, Muhammed Ali, Ken Rosenthal, Ken Loach, Mike Leigh, John Peel
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.... Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Glasgow
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 5" / Slim / Slender
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: Some college
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Latest Blog Entries
- Oct 5, 2009 12:34 PM The Vicar And The Redhead, Or Why I Eat Cheese: A Sory Of Lust And Dairy
- Apr 4, 2009 10:40 PM Acid And Blood
- Mar 24, 2009 11:25 PM The Best Laid Plans
- Mar 8, 2009 11:45 AM Life? I'm Rubbish At It
- Feb 1, 2009 4:55 PM Pin Cushion Girl
Blurbs
About me:
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It was raining the day it happened, the day everything changed, the day the world changed forever, the day I was born. A monumental moment you may say, well if you believe my Mum I was born asleep, smacked by the doctor I cried once then fell asleep again. Start as you mean to go on I say.
The early years are a blur, apparently a beautiful baby I used to carry a plastic hammer with me everywhere, then when somebody peered into the pram I would proceed to smack them with the hammer. Oh those were the days.
The teenage years were forgettable, full of rejection and loneliness (no point in feeling sorry now, the scars are what made me me)
Education came and went, yet more failure, then came work. Oh how time flies when you're having fun (I think I may have mistaken the word fun for another one)
During all this time I had a dream, an ambition, an aim to turn my daydreaming into something real. So I turned to writing, Novels, Short Stories, Screenplays, anything to get those dreams out there, to make something of myself.
With your help those dreams could come true.
Help make my Mum proud.
Cheers Munchkins
Who I'd like to meet:
Anybody and everybody. Feel free to talk to me, I'm only little, so I won't bite. I will reply to everybody who adds a comment (and that's a promise). "There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not being talked about."Friend Space (Top 40)
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Comments
Nov 20 2009 7:56 AM
Nov 20 2009 7:39 AM
*drops little bread crumbs,and makes a trail*
what has been new in your world?
Nov 20 2009 4:30 AM
Nov 18 2009 12:34 PM
damn monkey's
Nov 17 2009 11:38 AM
trow me idea's
Nov 16 2009 8:12 PM
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Nov 16 2009 7:53 AM
dude maybe we should have another shuttle filled with pizza!!
Nov 15 2009 1:12 AM
Nov 14 2009 11:24 PM
hah
and love intrests be predictable so do that lol
xxx
Nov 14 2009 4:06 PM
Ever hear about the night Santa went Crazy?
Better watchout this year. Santa seems to get a little pissed off.
Nov 14 2009 9:33 AM
And I signed book be awsome lol ;)
Xxxx
Nov 14 2009 7:10 AM
I Can Hardly Wait
Every morning, every night, sometimes in the middle of the day...
Escaping into dark, quiet corners to relieve myself
Sometimes calmly, sometimes furiously... shamelessly
Three times again today, is no surprise
Laughing every time... seeing what I'd do to satisfy
I want to take you up on all your offers... let you try
Fulfill all the scintillating needs inside
Heavenly wings and spitfire tongues taste like lullabies!
Swooning Mercilessly,
Empress Ultra Violet
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Nov 13 2009 8:05 PM
Seen how good twilights doing?
And there books and films are awful lol
I think if you do you would sell millions hah
X
Nov 11 2009 8:35 AM
Nov 10 2009 11:17 AM
thye where just temponary dead!!
lmao.
Nov 10 2009 12:21 AM
I've heard Little Boots but not the other one. I'm on it.
Nov 9 2009 10:54 PM
I was messing around with my keyboard and made some instrumental tracks. haha
Nov 9 2009 10:36 PM
We have just released "The Sickness" on an unsuspecting world!
Come, get infected.......
Once infected, help and support are available from the NightPortal @ www.nightportal.ning.com
NightPorter
http://nightportal.net
Nos own nox noctis!!!
Nov 7 2009 10:12 AM
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Nov 5 2009 2:57 PM
dude can ya order for a whole year???
Nov 5 2009 7:55 AM
Nov 3 2009 8:32 AM
Nov 2 2009 11:05 PM
it's o.k. i'm not the best
Nov 2 2009 11:01 PM
oh then doodle too, while youre at it
Nov 2 2009 10:55 PM
r you writing now
is that yur main motive for going online
Nov 2 2009 10:53 PM
HAVE FAITH
well if you fear a higher power..
Nov 2 2009 10:42 PM
whats the status on that
Nov 2 2009 10:37 PM
Nov 2 2009 2:38 PM
hahahaha
dude out extra shuttle full og chocolate has crashed on venus now what???
Oct 31 2009 12:19 AM
How could that be your first poem? Your writing is always crazy good.
Oct 30 2009 2:56 AM
cheers.
Oct 29 2009 5:27 PM
Oct 28 2009 6:31 PM
I put a new song up on my band profile. It's missing the last verse though. I recorded it with an Iphone. It sounds pretty good though. My boyfriend walked in the room and started talking to me that's why it's incomplete. lol
Oct 25 2009 4:59 PM
Oct 23 2009 12:53 PM
Oct 20 2009 7:44 AM
everyone ignores me.....
Oct 19 2009 6:32 AM
dude i got venus flue...
are their docters on venus or should we fly back??
Oct 17 2009 3:13 AM
Oct 14 2009 4:57 PM
Forget about downloading our music on itunes etc... we've got something even MORE exciting.
You can now actually OWN a piece of the band. Instead of buying our cd right now - you can be a shareholder in our next one. It's a brilliant system - check it out!
http://www.sellaband.com/projects/epyllion
You pick how many shares you want to buy - and then once the album is done, you start making money! :) And of course you can back out at any time. It would be really cool to have you on board for this.
Oct 13 2009 4:52 AM
Oct 12 2009 6:58 AM
i could write some depressed shit....
i'm once agai hit with manic depression
Oct 8 2009 7:12 AM
lyric
heading to venus
we go to fast
we might just fucking crash
we dont care
cuz we wouldnt arrive alive there
now you.....
Oct 6 2009 7:41 PM
Oct 6 2009 2:58 PM
hahahahaha
Oct 6 2009 7:11 AM
Oct 5 2009 10:24 PM
Oct 5 2009 7:31 AM
but dude my whole bloody hand is blue cuz of ya....
i hope we will be able to call the insurance com when we arrive
Oct 4 2009 6:58 PM
I want to be a bandaid like in that movie 'Almost Famous'
Oct 3 2009 1:23 AM
I haven't recorded them yet. I'm lagging as well. I have a program now for it, but I need to go get a mic and sound card still.