Alistair

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  • Alistair

  • 38 / Male
  • Scotland, UK
  • Last Login: 11/8/2009

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    Add yourself to the map. Let's see how small a world we can make it.
    I love listening to all sorts of music and watching film, but most importantly to me I enjoy writing. I have written two novels, a book of short stories and several short film scripts, I am currently trying to get the novels published, as it is my dream to make money from my daydreaming. All of the books listed below are available in print or can be downloaded from www.lulu.com/alcanlin Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

    .. HEAVEN "Heaven is a lap dancing club run by Jack Fisher and Max Morton. To say it has a reputation is an understatement. They do not call it Heaven for nothing. The exploits around the club are being investigated by the police, and they set up an undercover investigation. But things are not always what they seem. The lines between love & hate, business & pleasure become blurred, as you are thrown into a world of shady criminals, bent coppers and beautiful women. Can you keep up? Or is Heaven too much for you?" Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

    TWISTED LOVE "A collection of short stories all of them are loosely based around the theme of love, but with a twist. The Smell - is about a woman who suspects her husband of having an affair because of the smell of perfume on his clothes, but can she handle the truth. Two Men In A Lift - does exactly what it says on the tin, it's about two men stuck in a lift. Ifs And Buts - is an obsession that leads to tragic consequences. Last Breath - is a man looking back on his life and trying to work out if things really did go wrong. Some of the stories might make you think or even cry, but they will take you where you were not expecting to go." Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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    BLACK & WHITE "Morven lives her entire life behind a camera, she feels safer, more in control. Her job as a forensic photographer exposes her to life's more seedy side. Especially when there's a serial killer running loose in the city and the people in her dreams start to appear on the mortuary slab the next day. She starts to worry about her own sanity. Life is thrown into further turmoil when she recieves a phonecall from her mother telling her that her father is dying. She is forced to return to the small town she grew up in and was so desperate to escape, finding out a family secret that turns her world upside down. She can't hide from life any more, but who she turns to puts her in mortal danger." ..Click to read the story Click here to read the story Click here to read the story ”Click Click to read the story Click to read the story Click to read the story Click to read the story Click to read the story
  • Music

    Johnson, Sons and Daughters, Ben Folds, Cake, Rilo Kiley, Isobel Campbell, Arcade Fire, Aberfeldy, Astrid Williamson, Teenage Fanclub, Cake, Hefner, Pavement, Gravenhurst, Nina Simone, John Lee Hooker, Al Green, Otis Redding, Juliana Hatfield, Butterfly Boucher, The Zutons, Devendra Banhart, Ron Sexsmith, Martha Wainright, Josh Ritter, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Bees, Beverley Knight, Joss Stone, Emiliana Torrini, I Am Kloot, The Kills, Mull Historical Society, Architecture In Helsinki, Nick Cave, The Go! Team, Fine Young Cannibals, Regina Spektor, Plan B, Belle and Sebastian Click to read the story Click to read the story Click to read the story Click to read the story Click to read the story Click to read the story
  • Movies

  • Books

  • Heroes

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Dennis Potter, Muhammed Ali, Ken Rosenthal, Ken Loach, Mike Leigh, John Peel

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Glasgow
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 5" / Slim / Slender
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college

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About me:

..Download Your Copy Today! It was raining the day it happened, the day everything changed, the day the world changed forever, the day I was born. A monumental moment you may say, well if you believe my Mum I was born asleep, smacked by the doctor I cried once then fell asleep again. Start as you mean to go on I say. The early years are a blur, apparently a beautiful baby I used to carry a plastic hammer with me everywhere, then when somebody peered into the pram I would proceed to smack them with the hammer. Oh those were the days. The teenage years were forgettable, full of rejection and loneliness (no point in feeling sorry now, the scars are what made me me) Education came and went, yet more failure, then came work. Oh how time flies when you're having fun (I think I may have mistaken the word fun for another one) During all this time I had a dream, an ambition, an aim to turn my daydreaming into something real. So I turned to writing, Novels, Short Stories, Screenplays, anything to get those dreams out there, to make something of myself. With your help those dreams could come true. Help make my Mum proud. Cheers Munchkins

Who I'd like to meet:

Anybody and everybody. Feel free to talk to me, I'm only little, so I won't bite. I will reply to everybody who adds a comment (and that's a promise). "There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not being talked about."

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  • Nov 7 2009 10:12 AM

    i was going to buy another space shuttle. and put monkeys behind the controls. hahahaha
  • Nov 6 2009 11:45 AM

    order enuff cuz we wont return for awhile.
  • Nov 5 2009 2:57 PM

    no fucking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    dude can ya order for a whole year???
  • Nov 5 2009 7:55 AM

    is that located on venus????
  • Nov 3 2009 8:32 AM

    dude i want chocolate     hahaha
  • Nov 2 2009 11:05 PM

    aw then chicken scratching on paper for you hahha

    it's o.k. i'm not the best
  • Nov 2 2009 11:01 PM

    rly i find that true ..
    oh then doodle too, while youre at it
  • Nov 2 2009 10:55 PM

    lol aww
    r you writing now
    is that yur main motive for going online
  • Nov 2 2009 10:53 PM

    THERE WILL
    HAVE FAITH
    well if you fear a higher power..
  • Nov 2 2009 10:42 PM

    keep trucking
    whats the status on that
  • Nov 2 2009 10:37 PM

    YOU NEVR WROTE ME A AHORT ON YOU AND YUR BROTHER TRADING LIVES
  • Nov 2 2009 2:38 PM

    space departure
    hahahaha
    dude out extra shuttle full og chocolate has crashed on venus now what???
  • Oct 31 2009 12:19 AM

    That was seriously one of the best poems I've ever read.

    How could that be your first poem? Your writing is always crazy good.


  • Oct 30 2009 2:56 AM

    I love when that happens. Writing is amazing.

    cheers.
  • Oct 29 2009 5:27 PM

    That's so great! I love that feeling when your writing and you know it's so good. I hope everything goes perfect for you! Good luck.
  • Oct 28 2009 6:31 PM

    What's up?

    I put a new song up on my band profile. It's missing the last verse though. I recorded it with an Iphone. It sounds pretty good though. My boyfriend walked in the room and started talking to me that's why it's incomplete. lol
  • Oct 25 2009 4:59 PM

  • Oct 23 2009 12:53 PM

    dude the engine is having problems do you call houston???
  • Oct 20 2009 7:44 AM

    i might kill myself in space.......
    everyone ignores me.....
  • Oct 19 2009 6:32 AM

    no shit!!!
    dude i got venus flue...  
    are their docters on venus or should we fly back??
  • Oct 17 2009 3:13 AM

    meow!
  • Oct 14 2009 4:57 PM

    !!!

    Forget about downloading our music on itunes etc... we've got something even MORE exciting.

    You can now actually OWN a piece of the band. Instead of buying our cd right now - you can be a shareholder in our next one. It's a brilliant system - check it out!

    http://www.sellaband.com/projects/epyllion

    You pick how many shares you want to buy - and then once the album is done, you start making money! :) And of course you can back out at any time. It would be really cool to have you on board for this.
  • Oct 13 2009 4:52 AM

    a Oscar Wilde once stated that “I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones”. Of course there is a waspish humour within such a remark but it also focuses upon one of life’s great delights: New stuff. New stuff. Whether it’s a relationship or a pair of socks or a delicious, shimmering piece of Youreyeslie gorgeousness you can’t quite beat the chemical high that stems from beholding something new, surprising and unknown. The website has been updated with nothing but newness. So head to youreyeslie.com and take a wander through our cyber-Parthenon, exulting in the awe inspiring, humanity-affirming creations of the Youreyeslie design team. And then, once you’ve satiated your eyes make a couple of courageous clicks and take a little piece of the museum home with you.
  • Oct 12 2009 6:58 AM

    it seems my mind is empty as hell,.
    i could write some depressed shit....
    i'm once agai  hit with manic depression
  • Oct 8 2009 7:12 AM

    you drive..... i might go too fast.......

    lyric

    heading to venus
    we go to fast
    we might just fucking crash
    we dont care
    cuz we wouldnt arrive alive there



    now you.....
  • Oct 6 2009 7:41 PM

    okie dokie :]
    thank you.
  • Oct 6 2009 2:58 PM

    same for me.. but it is pure fun!!!!

    hahahahaha
  • Oct 6 2009 7:11 AM

    hahaha.....   or maybe just a scared frog hahaha.
  • Oct 5 2009 10:24 PM

    can you tell me which ones you want again, for the book.
    i only have alien girl so far.
    good luck with producing the book!
    its always good to hear from you :]
  • Oct 5 2009 7:31 AM

    my appologizes for singing  ozzy osbourne  while taking off...

    but dude my whole bloody hand is blue cuz of ya....
    i hope we will be able to call the insurance com when we arrive 
  • Oct 4 2009 6:58 PM

    Yeah. I'm to a point now where I know I'm a good song writer. I just need to start recording everything. And orginizing my ideas I guess in a way. haha

    I want to be a bandaid like in that movie 'Almost Famous'
  • Oct 3 2009 1:23 AM

    Of Course I will. haha

    I haven't recorded them yet. I'm lagging as well. I have a program now for it, but I need to go get a mic and sound card still. 
  • Oct 2 2009 2:55 AM

    That's exciting. I've written some new songs. It's exciting. It's coming along slowly , but surely.

    It takes longer when I never have a good amount of time to practice. Work keeps interfering.
  • Oct 1 2009 7:39 AM

    goth mommy  world invasion....

    start you engine in 5,4,3,2,1  rocket launch!!


    venus here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    i'm your venus i'm your fire your desire hahahahha
  • Sep 30 2009 11:00 PM

    published yet?
  • Sep 30 2009 3:23 PM

    A little burn on Van Halen makes the world go around....


  • Sep 30 2009 1:40 PM

    Whats up! Just stopping by to tell you we have our entire mixtape "Short Bus" up now so check it out, and if you like what you hear spread the word ! Thanx for being a friend and if you become  a fan then welcome to the Fam. !! 
  • Sep 30 2009 8:58 AM

    i've seen i think goth mommy.

    she scared the shit outta me
  • Sep 29 2009 10:04 PM

    Hey! Thanks for taking the time to listen, and thank you for the input!  :)
  • Sep 29 2009 9:54 PM

    haha
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  • Sep 29 2009 9:19 AM

    i'll never grow over it. haha
    i'm just one big accident hahahahahaha
  • Sep 29 2009 8:34 AM

    Thanks so
    much for the add! Hope you are well and hope you like my music!! Please leave
    me a comment and lemme know what you think! :)

  • Sep 28 2009 9:56 PM

    yep lol
  • Sep 28 2009 7:50 PM

    sweet
  • Sep 28 2009 2:18 PM

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    OK  now that I farted on your myspace.   I will leave you with this thought today.....

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  • Sep 28 2009 7:27 AM

    hahaha sounds good.
    dude i was out having fun with friends and fuck fuck fuck i slammed my fucking shoulder again the car door... bruised should and upper arm...
    life sucks
  • Sep 26 2009 10:24 PM

    nice can u please
  • Sep 26 2009 8:51 AM

    me 2.  i got lotza mess hahahahaha.
    i'd never be ready in 2 years

    (i had to much booze)
  • Sep 25 2009 2:10 PM

    i'm at work now. i'll write a song later on.
    fuck i hate being busy...

    but i might 2 years from now have my own space shuttle...
    hahaha