I AM FAKE BLOOD.
I MAKE MUSIC - AND I TAKE YOUR MUSIC AND DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
IF SWALLOWED SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
WILL STAIN CLOTHES.
WILL SOUND SPECTACULAR.
When I heard you were coming to Barcelona I almost soiled myself. I am so excited to have decent UK music grace the discotheques of Barcelona. Don't worry about your Spanish fan base I have them all here and we're all simmering away, waiting to boil over with excitement upon your arrival. Please FAKEBLOOD, promise us that you won't disappoint. We're so tired of the minimal misery that is barcelona, please come play your bangers and help us escape to Mars, even if it's just for one evening!
The countdown has begun!
Cannie wait to see you mister.
Much love
your Barcelona fans.
PS we'll be the nutjobs in fancy dress, we've already started polishing our dancing shoes and practicing those crazy moves.
