Will Franken
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Genre:
Comic Hypnotist / Rated R / Explicit/RawTV Shows
World Stands Up (BBC America)Films
Stanley Cuba, Nine Planets?, Regardless. . .Albums
Getting Started: The Early Years, Periodic Forays Into The Medium Of Television, How To Induce A Nightmare, A Tale Of Two Factories, Letters And Numbers, Don. . ., A Funeral Causes, TNTNTN Or NTNTNT, The Final Thought Parts 1 and 2, Cup O’ Death, Outtakes, I Can’t Sleep, Putting Smiles On The Faces Of Dead People, Concert To Benefit The Victims Of My Father, That’s Not The Reason I’m Doing This, Turn On The Window, Good Morning And Good Night, Civilianophobia, Never Give Up The Surrender, Whose Dick Do I Gotta Suck Around Here To Get A Blowjob?, Pastorale, Texas Chainsaw Yuletide, Odometer Fraud, My Personal Space, The Big Black Stone Thing, Michael Krenford Is Not Alone, BANG!Website
willfranken.comBio
Molested frequently as a child. As a teenager, more of the same. Molestation continued throughout his twenties and early thirties. Just last week, as a matter of fact, he was molested no less than four times by the same molester who had molested him as a child. Molestation for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's Will Franken. All of these zany real-life experiences find their way into Will's unique brand of comedy. Called by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer as "The Nation's Premier Molested Comic" and hailed by the Village Voice as "Mr. Molestation", Will Franken reminds us all that sometimes the funniest things in life are the things that really happened! :)Members
Arms, Legs, Body, Head, GenitalsInfluences
Monty Python, Kids In The Hall, Lenny Bruce, Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Shelly Berman, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Beatles, Kinks, Brother Theodore, William Blake, James Joyce, Flannery O'Connor, Winston Churchill, Orianna Fallaci, John Howard (Australian PM), & others to be determined at a future date. . .
Latest Blog Entries
- Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM BIRTHDAY BASH AT THE BARREL
- Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM HONOR ROLL OF DONORS (UPDATED 7/21/09)
- Jun 29, 2009 10:24 PM THE SAD BALLAD OF WILL FRANKEN AND HIS BIRTHDAY AND HIS GIGS IN MONTREAL AND HOW YOU CAN HELP
- May 27, 2009 8:17 PM ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM WHY I BELIEVE VO5 SILKY EXPERIENCES MOISTURIZING SHAMPOO CHAMPAGNE KISS IS THE BEST SHAMPOO
Music
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Blurbs
About me:
willfranken.com"San Francisco's Patron Saint Of Misrule" - SF Weekly
"Best Comedian" - SF Weekly
"Best Alternative to Psychedelic Drugs" - SF Bay Guardian
"What elevates Mr. Franken above your garden-variety comedian is an erudite wit and a highly developed sense of the absurd" - The New York Times
Listen to Will's explosively popular podcast, Things We Did Before Reality.
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Here is a recent attempt at animation titled "You Can't Change What You Are". (story and dialogue by Will Franken, drawing and animation by Nina Paley)
Details
- Status: Single
- Hometown: Sedalia, MO
- Body type: Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: Native American
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Weaver of Spells





















