About Wonk Unit-Fighting cocks this coming Friday.x
Many thanks.Thankyou driver.What a prick!Well done for finding out about the Wonk.
This is me."Wacky Al".
I'm full of fun and games.Laugh a minute and cry from your asshole Cougar they call me.
I write.
I write fun stuff.
I write shit.
I write stuff that will make you cringe.
I'll write stuff that will make you feel awkward.
And guess what?
I don't give a fuck.
I write for me.
I don't give a shit.
Hear me yeah?I don't care.
When we play as a 3 piece we can hold our own easy.With any fucking punk rock band on this planet.
And you can suck my dick.
Yup.
I have a great fuckin cock.
We do acoustic shows.
They are nice.
We smile and all is happy.And if you bring ya daughter or kid to the room then i'll lay off the smut.
Because that just wouldn't be nice.
And i write books.
We have 2.
"How to make girls Cum" and "memoirs of a loser"
Coz i've got so much shit inside these days that i have to produce,to get it out of me.Coz i'm a cunt.But a happy one.Who loves his neighbours.Oh yeah,A screen play that i've written is pretty close to being produced."The Champion".Should make you sweat and piss and laugh.
That's that.
Wonk unit for 2010.
Oh yeah.New Album's coming."Trolleys thank you".We have the best punk drummer in the world recording it with us.Very excited.Will be done by Summer.Oh yeah 2,we still need a drummer.Get in touch,spread the word,all that shit.Many thanks.
Alex
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One more thing. If you want to listen to my musings, poetry and general inciteful ramblings I've started a Blogspot. More of my daily bullshit. Come find me at
cementyoucunt.blogspot.com
Thankyou for your time.
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I'm hoping everyone will get nice long(ish) sets so be there early(ish) to avoid missing anyone. Good craic. Hope to see you there.
i'm sorry that i didn't came to your acousticshow but it was because the concert at 100club end really late.we went out at 12 and then straight home. i hope it was good and many people came out!!! i'm back again in berlin but i really wanna go back! have a nice day and take care.
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Dundee eh? Hmm Ill try save some money n get the train up see you guys. But yeah that sounds cool if ya can do that, not had an afternoon gig yet. Ill have a looky round n see if theres anywhere that does that kinda thing n let yas know :) Syd x
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