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Wonk Unit.@ harry's bar,stoke,tonight!
Punk / Acoustic / Lyrical

- NOW BOOKING USA TOUR FOR MARCH/APRIL 2010!



South London and Los Angeles, London and South East
United Kingdom

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   Wonk Unit.@ harry's bar,stoke,tonight!: General Info
Member Since11/27/2005
Band Websitewonkunit.com (under construction)
Band MembersAlex 'The Mighty Cougar' Johnson - Poet, Ringmaster and Bassman

Tommy Monkey - 6 string mayhem

Owen Drew - Drums and general noisy things

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IMPORTANT!!! Please use these emails rather than myspace messages for official correspondance, the myspace message account is not treated with priority. Cheers!

For management enquiries/ booking shows email: leon.hodgetts[at]ntlworld.com

For logistical enquiries (times, gig details, organisational) email: wonkunitband[at]gmail.com

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Sounds LikeBANGING PUNK ROCK!
Record LabelHomeless Drummer Publishing
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 11 2009 8:00P
w/ Tyranosauras Alan @ Harrys Bar, Stoke Stoke, Midlands
Nov 12 2009 8:00P
w/ Tyranosauras Alan @ The Alsager Arms , Alsager Stoke, Midlands
Nov 13 2009 8:00P
w/ Tyranosauras Alan @ Hamptons Bar, Southampton Southampton, South
Nov 14 2009 8:00P
w/ Goober Patrol and Vanilla Pod @ The Fighting Cocks, Kingston Kingston
Nov 15 2009 8:00P
w/ Tyrannosauras Allan @ The Tap’n’Tin, Chatham Chatham, London and South East
Dec 2 2009 8:00P
@ Pod Lampou, Pilsen, Czech Republic, (The Tchichiman Birthday Tour) Pilsen
Dec 3 2009 8:00P
@ The Matrix Klub, Prague, Czech Republic (The Tchichiman Birthday Tour) Prague
Dec 4 2009 8:00P
@ venue tbc, Milevsko, Czech Republic (The Tchichiman Birthday Tour) Milevsko
Dec 5 2009 8:00P
@ RC Kremlka, Strakonice, Czech Republic, (The Tchichiman Birthday Tour) Strakonice
Dec 6 2009 8:00P
@ MC Velbloud, Budweis, Czech Republic, (The Tchichiman Birthday Tour) Budweis
Dec 10 2009 8:00P
w/ The Beat Poets @ Whelans, Dublin Dublin
Dec 11 2009 8:00P
@ Widows, Belturbet Belturbet
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
@ Cellar, Balbriggen Balbriggan
Dec 14 2009 8:00P
Private Party in Port Rush Port Rush, Northern Ireland
Dec 15 2009 8:00P
@ Pint, Dublin Dublin, Dublin
Dec 18 2009 8:00P
w/ Subhumans, Restarts and Moral Dilema @ Casbah, Sheffield Sheffield, Northwest
Dec 19 2009 8:00P
w/ Restarts @ Prince Madocs, Colwyn Bay Colwyn Bay, Wales
Jan 23 2010 8:00P
Tommy on leave London and South East

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   About Wonk Unit.@ harry's bar,stoke,tonight!




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Wonk Unit formed about a million years ago in a place called Croydon in south London.

We wrote and recorded our album (Flying the Japanese Flag) in the first few months of being. It used to be called Wonk Unit Versus the Croydon Astronauts until I changed the artwork to me with my cock out, covered in menstrual blood. Yum. I am sorry to subject you all to my cock when you get the album. It was a phase I was going through.



We moved to Los Angeles a year or so back and had a good stint in the sun. This mainly involved me skating the sickest crete and romancing the Californian ladies. We are a touring band. We are doing it the old way, none of this spamming shit internet database fuck (well I hope not). We aim to play ever single fuckin' town and village in this place called the UK. Check the listings and come rep. I shit you not you'll see a better band doing the rounds. All that same old same old bollocks eh. Boring.

Come say hello. I have gold teeth and a smile to sink ships. Yup. Tell me what a cunt I am and i'll take it on board, change direction and start playing the same old shit that everyone else is doing. Mmmmm. Not.

We mix it up. We got the tunes,we got the looks, we got the spoken words. Yeah I like a sing song but check this I can fucking hit harder than any aggressive kid giving it the big one and not a tattoo in sight. I got chaos in my blood. I've lived by the sword and died by the sword and you know what? Fuck chaos.

Let's be positive here. I sing about love and life. I sing about the good shit that I know about and that ain't much, mainly pussy, but it's the truth. Love ya neighbours and greet people with a smile. That is our message. Ain't original but it serves me well.

WE DON'T SOUND LIKE YOUR AVERAGE OI BAND.

We like to do things our own way and if I get sucked off on stage, then all the better.











Or if you want to listen to my musings, poetry and general inciteful ramblings I've started a Blogspot. More of my daily bullshit. Come find me at

cementyoucunt.blogspot.com

Thankyou for your time.





Buy our debut CD, "FLYING THE JAPANESE FLAG" and T-shirts, direct from the band online.



The CD is only £5

T-shirts are £7 in all sizes male and female

Postage & Packaging costs =

U.K - 1st Class - £1.00

Europe - 1st Class Airmail - £1.50

Rest of the World - 1st Class Airmail - £2.50


Payment Via PayPal.com only.

To order a CD, add postage and packaging costs to your total and make  a payment to us via PayPal.com to mastaworx@gmail.com

Please message us first about what size shirt you want and remember to include your address when ordering!

Cheers




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Nov 10 2009 11:55 PM

Cheers Tommy, we much appreciate the support...
We enjoyed your set, me especially... I absolutely Love you guys since i saw you at Stereo and I love Alex's poems, theyre mental, haha AND I know you guys know Cinders, I'm good friends with her too :)

We're hopefully goin into the studio soon and start recording just before the new year and into the new year...
Riot Starter and Take The Chance are two definate songs gettin done and put on the E.P...
Hope to be playing again with you soon...
If u need a touring band, for uk shows, we're the band to come to...

Hope to hear from you soon
Rhodney
Semtex bassist
Grim Dylan! (Looking for gigs!)

Grim Dylan! (Looking for gigs!)



Nov 10 2009 12:30 PM

Nice meeting you last night guys!
xxx
Nilanthi

Nilanthi



Nov 9 2009 5:01 PM

cool! send me a note when you play seattle, and i'll be there!
I.C.H.

I.C.H.



Nov 9 2009 12:39 PM

Oi Oi.

Lovely to see you all again yesterday. A most enjoyable all dayer. Top set by you lads too. Cheers to Owen for putting the day together, and for letting me play. Hope to see you all again soon.

Cheers.

Ed
Nilanthi

Nilanthi



Nov 8 2009 6:28 AM

hey alex! how are you? i'm in seattle now. miss seeing wonk unit in london. hope you guys are still playing cool shows!
CHELMSFORD ROCKS OUT next show SAT DEC 5TH

CHELMSFORD ROCKS OUT next show SAT DEC 5TH



Nov 7 2009 10:08 AM

HI ALL
TONIGHT LIVE AT GOLDEN FLEECE
 flyer nov 7th
NERVOSA REX (ANOREXIA)10.15-11.15
ZOOPARTY(ALL THE WAY FROM SWEDEN)http://www.myspace.com/zooparty
8.15-9.15
cya their
RnR
shakey
Mighty House

Paul Brown



Nov 6 2009 11:37 PM

yeah i love the wonk too
Tommy Knocker

Tommy Knocker



Nov 6 2009 4:38 PM

I LOVE THE WONK!.
fungalpunk

OMD Amanita



Nov 6 2009 9:46 AM

Good stuff again as expected and I'll do a review for the site over the next few days.  Read yer album review at www.fungalpunknature.co.uk yer buggers and keep rockin'.  See ya soon

Fungalpunk Dave
Noah

Noah Bricker



Nov 5 2009 1:43 PM

miss you guys-  lets get this tour shit sorted!  
Oiz II Men

Oiz II Men



Nov 3 2009 8:10 PM

Oi oi! cheers for the other night, twas a firkin laugh. hope you don't mind that i didn't mind that you don't mind that in my mind...

hope ya gonna come and pollute our earholes again soon.
Ray

Ray



Oct 31 2009 6:45 PM

Hey thanks, great to meet you :)
Gamberro

Gamberro



Oct 31 2009 5:36 PM

where are u playing on November 5th in Bolton?
Mighty House

Paul Brown



Oct 31 2009 2:17 PM

I was hoping you might be comming somewhere near oxford sometime soon
STUNTFACE

STUNTFACE



Oct 31 2009 2:17 PM

See you guys in Rhyl !!!!!!
Meg

Meg



Oct 31 2009 2:17 PM

woo party in portrush =D
i cant wait to hear los angeles and anna
AND get a tshirt =D
Nottingham Punk Club + North Notts Punk n Ska Bar

Nottingham Punk Club + North Notts Punk n Ska Bar



Oct 29 2009 5:12 PM

TRY AGAIN


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Nottingham Punk Club + North Notts Punk n Ska Bar

Nottingham Punk Club + North Notts Punk n Ska Bar



Oct 29 2009 4:13 PM

new new new poster


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This Business Is Closed

This Business Is Closed



Oct 29 2009 4:13 PM

best tour poster ever mate!
pete
♠ Zombie Princess ♠

♠ Zombie Princess ♠



Oct 29 2009 4:13 PM

waheyy see you at the angel in durham! xxx
♠ Zombie Princess ♠

♠ Zombie Princess ♠



Oct 29 2009 4:13 PM

please please pleeeeeeease tell me you'll have some 'dinosaurs are wankers' t-shirts at durham!!! was gutted i missed you last time and even more gutted when i saw the shirts! x
Platinum Blind

Platinum Blind



Oct 29 2009 4:12 PM

TA 4 ADD
COOL TUNES!!!
CHECK US OUT 2
TAKE CARE PB
Oiz II Men

Oiz II Men



Oct 26 2009 10:49 PM

cous cous?
THIS THURSDAY!!!


Nottingham Punk Club + North Notts Punk n Ska Bar

Nottingham Punk Club + North Notts Punk n Ska Bar



Oct 26 2009 10:48 PM

Make use of this !!!


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