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Wonk Unit
Punk

"Blood on the sheets is only a message away.x"

South London and Los Angeles,
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   Wonk Unit: General Info
Member Since11/27/2005
Band Websitewonkunit.com
Band MembersI have just discovered that ones penis hangs prouder when not couped up in skinny ladies jeans. Said crushing apparel and "Relentless"fuelled pre gig adrenaline renders the boy a dissapointing weakling at the urinals, Like peeling a poorly albino slug from my inner thigh. Whereas after a sweatpanted jaunt to the local shops said member returns healthy tanned and beautiful, weighty and strong.
Influences How long does a fuck remain your property. Two days, possibly. I love the face of a fuck moved on. That rosey red awkwardness. That slight betrayal in the gut even if it was only a fuck. Making excuses, places to go. That pastey white body already better coz it doesn..t belong to you no more.
Record LabelJack
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Leytonstock(acoustic show) London
Aug 10 2008 8:00P
The Brief,scream studios weekender, Croydon
Aug 22 2008 8:00P
green dragon,cheryls bday croydon
Aug 29 2008 8:00P
Jester Bar. Kings Cross,London
Aug 31 2008 8:00P
The Albert Brighton
Sep 11 2008 8:00P
Miss Nicaragua,The Brief Croydon
Sep 19 2008 8:00P
the grosvenor Stockwell,London
Oct 24 2008 8:00P
The mill Mansfield
Nov 6 2008 8:00P
Miss Nicaragua,New Cross Inn South London
Dec 6 2008 8:00P
Black Market (Nottingham punk club`s xmas bash) Warsop

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   About Wonk Unit
Photobucket Wonk unit formed a couple of years back with Gav on guitar,Mez on drums and me on bass/vocal duties.We seemed to write and record an albums worth of songs in the 1st few months of being and i..m real proud of it.The album will get a proper release one day i..m sure.These days,i..m the only original member.So far in 2008 I..ve recruited Tommy and Mark from the Flying Medallions to fire the big guns,with stick duties going to Owen(Hot Rocket Trio)and more recently Chris(Mouthwash)when Hans is busy. A Wonk Unit gig consists of poetry(check our blog.Tis always updated with bollox),acoustic and the big guns of Navarone blasting coz unfortunately,i..ve always had punk running through my veins. I am also working on my dance moves.I..m getting well good at being a complete cock again.Guess i have finally learnt to lighten up after a decade of sobriety.Phew. Photobucket The thought off getting out and playing shows still gets us hard.We don..t ask for much,just petrol and a golden labrador,4 grams of coke and the blood from your nose after we..ve kicked the fuck out of it.Hohohoho.Only kidding.Just petrol really and maybe a floor if we are travelling far. Why don..t you book us for your daughters birthday?We..re all real handsome,all fully insured and all primed for aggressive sexual intercourse?Think about it,blood on the sheets is only a message away.Thankyou.xxxx Photobucket

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Wonk Unit's Friends Comments
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Jul 16 2008 3:07 PM

yay!
i like hearing your about shenanigans and crazy adventures.
:D
The KADT





Jul 11 2008 6:12 AM

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!!The Skagz!! new site





Jul 7 2008 11:46 AM

orate lads fukin wicked satday never get bored of watchin u guys u r quality! shame u didnt have longer!!!! next year! anywayz keep in touch looked at ur gig guide an mite be some slots to fill wiv skagz in ur interested! let me no lads o an put us in ur top friends (Y) later bradx
VERAX





Jul 7 2008 5:42 AM

Hey Guys hope you had an amazing weekend!!!!

Verax.
Anarchy Camp


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Jul 6 2008 2:48 PM

Im sure wilko has them kinda videos somewhere, il see if i can hook u up lol
x
Anarchy Camp


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Jul 6 2008 10:11 AM

heyy its Elv,
watch our videos.. and add us 2 ur top friends.
jORDAN Buxton [NO FUN]





Jul 4 2008 10:10 AM

come to derby really soon or i might have to kill a few pensioners
Pus Promos





Jul 3 2008 5:50 AM

From Bolton, former members of Exploited, UK Subs, Broken Bones and Phantom Rockers
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S!CK BODY, S!CK MIND @ The New Cross Inn





Jun 29 2008 10:23 AM

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Matty!


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May 4 2008 1:19 PM

Sick gig other night.
x
mescalito





Jun 25 2008 8:17 AM


FAT BASTID





Jun 19 2008 3:39 PM

Kreepy Krawlers (searching for bass and drums)





Jun 20 2008 12:52 AM

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Jun 12 2008 8:21 AM

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Dinousaurs aren't wankers.
Dolphins are
The Plan





May 20 2008 1:21 AM

Dear wonk

we had loads of fun last night. it was good. You play your songs really well. We's Like your songs. Yous got our t-shirt. we's got yours. We's missed your guitar player. but alex can play really good like. we's sang along a bit. but then we got tired. i had toffee cake. and you chatted to our girlfriends.

bye bye

Keech
xxx
The Apostates (Booking For Summer Tour Now!!!)





May 12 2008 9:11 AM

Easy fellas, was well random seeing you in Brighton last night... If i knew you were playing a show down there i would of popped in... Was only there on a spur of the moment day at the beach!
No doubt we'll bump into each other again and hopefully play a show sometime soon too.

safe safe,
Steve
Tom Goober





May 8 2008 3:53 PM

word up wonk unit from norwich
!!The Skagz!! new site





May 6 2008 7:27 AM

Alright you crazy people. i must say we are looking forward to more gigs with you lot. it was great to see you play friday. it all got abit messy after but was all good fun.

the skagz :)
Elv





May 5 2008 2:19 PM

The Wonk.
u have gotta cum back 2 warsop.
Power might not die this time.
mighty house





May 5 2008 10:59 AM

your playing spalding that's fucking funny !
ASBO Peepshow





May 4 2008 3:14 AM

Alright fellas.

Theres us thinking the whole night is finished due to a power cut and then we find out you got to play an electric set after all! Gutted we missed it.

Enjoyed your little pitch-black acoustic set anyroad.

See yer around, luv n'stuff

The Bo Peeps
Tree Hugger = ]





May 2 2008 8:24 AM

yay, you guys are finally at black market tonight.
legendary = ] x o x
Mister Pane’s got a brand new tune! Hear ye!





Apr 29 2008 6:00 PM

Leeeeeeeeeeeeedge!
j!mazz!