I have just discovered that ones penis hangs prouder when not couped up in skinny ladies jeans.
Said crushing apparel and "Relentless"fuelled pre gig adrenaline renders the boy a dissapointing weakling at the urinals,
Like peeling a poorly albino slug from my inner thigh.
Whereas
after a sweatpanted jaunt to the local shops
said member returns healthy tanned and beautiful,
weighty and strong.
Influences
How long does a fuck remain your property.
Two days,
possibly.
I love the face of a fuck moved on.
That rosey red awkwardness.
That slight betrayal in the gut
even if it was only a fuck.
Making excuses,
places to go.
That pastey white body already better
coz it doesn..t belong to you no more.
Wonk unit formed a couple of years back with Gav on guitar,Mez on drums and me on bass/vocal duties.We seemed to write and record an albums worth of songs in the 1st few months of being and i..m real proud of it.The album will get a proper release one day i..m sure.These days,i..m the only original member.So far in 2008 I..ve recruited Tommy and Mark from the Flying Medallions to fire the big guns,with stick duties going to Owen(Hot Rocket Trio)and more recently Chris(Mouthwash)when Hans is busy.
A Wonk Unit gig consists of poetry(check our blog.Tis always updated with bollox),acoustic and the big guns of Navarone blasting coz unfortunately,i..ve always had punk running through my veins.
I am also working on my dance moves.I..m getting well good at being a complete cock again.Guess i have finally learnt to lighten up after a decade of sobriety.Phew.
The thought off getting out and playing shows still gets us hard.We don..t ask for much,just petrol and a golden labrador,4 grams of coke and the blood from your nose after we..ve kicked the fuck out of it.Hohohoho.Only kidding.Just petrol really and maybe a floor if we are travelling far.
Why don..t you book us for your daughters birthday?We..re all real handsome,all fully insured and all primed for aggressive sexual intercourse?Think about it,blood on the sheets is only a message away.Thankyou.xxxx
orate lads fukin wicked satday never get bored of watchin u guys u r quality! shame u didnt have longer!!!! next year! anywayz keep in touch looked at ur gig guide an mite be some slots to fill wiv skagz in ur interested! let me no lads o an put us in ur top friends (Y) later bradx
we had loads of fun last night. it was good. You play your songs really well. We's Like your songs. Yous got our t-shirt. we's got yours. We's missed your guitar player. but alex can play really good like. we's sang along a bit. but then we got tired. i had toffee cake. and you chatted to our girlfriends.
Easy fellas, was well random seeing you in Brighton last night... If i knew you were playing a show down there i would of popped in... Was only there on a spur of the moment day at the beach! No doubt we'll bump into each other again and hopefully play a show sometime soon too.
Alright you crazy people. i must say we are looking forward to more gigs with you lot. it was great to see you play friday. it all got abit messy after but was all good fun.
