Xcesiv4ce

Who I'd like to meet:

Well one day I'll meet God. I believe God will welcome me with open arms, serve Pesto Chicken with Pine Nuts from Maggiano's and talk about the good ol' days that involved my life span. I wonder if God would let me borrow his computer so I can update this profile and my website.

Next in line: Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Larry Wilmore, Neal deGrasse Tyson, Vin Diesel, Karl Urban, Steve Carell, John Oliver, Anderson Cooper, Brian Williams, Tucker Carlson, Ben Karlin and Al Gore. Don't ask and I won't have to kill you when I'm done telling.

I would like to meet every celebrity possible, even the ones I don't know. I just think it would be entertaining to see celebrities hanging out like regular people: some playing poker in the corner, others fumbling with the Tivo controls and someone peeing on the floor instead of hitting the toilet. Of course they would have to clean that up. There is no dress code, but I prefer a dark grey tshirt and some blue jeans. I wear sandals, but barefooting is in my nature, too. By the way ... I do cook, so eats are on me.

There will be no networking, no sneaking off to other parts of the house and especially NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. I do not mix drinks because I do not believe in contaminating the molecules of Scotch. Also, I drink stuff that no one raps about. Feel free to bring your own and to use my blender. There will be no chasing of the feline entity, no rolling the hamster entity down the stairs in his habitat ball and no teaching the avian entities to say curse words. In fact I hope they pecks your eyes out if you do.

Feel free to contact me on Yahoo. If you decide on Yahoo, please identify yourself and where you are from. Otherwise, you will find out how I got the name Xcesiv4ce. I can be rude by ignoring you. It's no different than if you did not announce who were on the phone.

My Personal Collection of Sea Monkeys

I have oodles and oodles of friends.

Stephen has first dibs on this profile Stephen tags this profile Stephen releases this profile into the wild Stephen claims the first row of top friends Why you being so greedy, Stephen? Get the f*ck off my row, Jon! There's plenty of space to share, Stephen Sure, we can share this profile and maybe you want to destroy America and let the terrorists win! You'd like that? Wouldn't you? No, I wouldn't, Stephen Sure you wouldn't, Jon You're going down, Stephen! O rly, Jon? Me? Going down? Yeah! After I use my inhaler! Stop taking the first slot! You're stealing from America And I Am America! What are you fighting about? Get out of here, Steve! I was just wondering ... These spaces are mine! See? Mine! Mine x 2 Esta Mio! Mine, again! Yours, I take it? Sonofab*tch! Cooper! Ahhh Ha ha ha haaaa! That's not funny! Is she always like this? Pretty much Ebita is bananas Yup, that she is Somebody, please help her! Man, please! She's loony Ya'll just found that out? Man, I been knew Ya'll are so late! ... She's my idol! Ours, too! Ok, we can share her profile. You two are crazy So is she! Her homework better be done

Gander at the treasures I call my friends!