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The Johns Return To Paradise
Indie / Electro / Folk

"we're the best"

Chicago-Chicagoing-Chicagone,
United States

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Last Login:  7/25/2008
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Member Since9/13/2005
Band Websitethejohnschicago.com
Band Members
jon scarpelli
mat scarpelli
tim smyth
mark carlson



Also, please check out photos of us and much more...
Jeremy Farmer's Photog Page [he's a veritable appendage to the band...]
Sounds Like
Record LabelCompany Inc., Chicago
Type of LabelNone





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Jul 26 2008 8:00P
The Store Chicago

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clevergrl1





Jul 23 2008 1:17 PM

I haven't in like 4 years, because I don't know how, which further disproves my screen name and thus perpetuates a cycle of irony.
clevergrl1





Jul 23 2008 12:02 PM

I suppose according to my last post, clothing does not make the man... or girl in this case. It's height, and ability to ship cats via FedEx. I see where my logic is screwed up.
clevergrl1





Jul 23 2008 10:12 AM

All I read was the word "cat" so I am automaticly assuming that you want one. A large black cat will be shipped directly via FedExCat to your door this afternoon. Enjoy.

J agrees that I am "more hip" then he is, but he can still reach the top cabinets where the coffee mugs are and I can't so I think on the coolness scale we're about even.
car





Jul 9 2008 2:07 PM

i keep humming "comfortable" to myself.
i guess i should buy it!
clevergrl1





Jul 8 2008 6:29 PM

I just packed up the remainder of my apartment into boxes while listening to your CD... and I'm happy to report that your tunes are totally pack worthy!
Heeeeeeere's andy!





Jul 1 2008 9:48 PM

Nice review brah!
Mike





Jun 24 2008 3:07 PM

Paranoia Will Destroy Ya.

McCaint. Warmonger Next. He should be asked:
"How well did war treat your arms?"
Jackass!
Heeeeeeere's andy!





Jun 23 2008 10:10 PM

From the Karate Kid, lyrics by
Joe Esposito

Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed

Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own

INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!

repeat to fade, occasional background shouts of “Oh Ye-eah!”
Mike





Jun 20 2008 2:07 PM

I try. Because my eyes bleed when I read the words Stellar Road. They don't call it the "Redeye" for nothin'.
pa ta sa!
Mike





Jun 20 2008 12:10 PM

Just Thought You Would Like To Know that the greatest band in the world, "Stellar Road" is playing The Coolest Bar, The Cubbie Bear, on Saturday.
The Show is Called: "When Wannabes and Losers Meet"---PRINT IT!
clevergrl1





Jun 17 2008 12:54 PM

The Johns love jam bands... and apparently so does Martyrs. *sigh* You guys rocked my socks straight off on Saturday. And now I can't find my socks...
ONARGA





Jun 14 2008 9:01 AM

that's some mighty-fine photoshoppin', Friendo.
clevergrl1





Jun 13 2008 9:02 PM

Martyrs show tomorrow! So jazzed. Gonna wear my dancing shoes. Or slippers. I'll decide later.
Half Acre Beer Co.





Jun 13 2008 1:22 PM

Photobucket
Lone R. Wolfe





Jun 12 2008 9:30 AM

Nice sunglasses
Lara


Is Online


Jun 11 2008 12:44 PM

handsome punks...but yeah.
Lara


Is Online


Jun 11 2008 12:35 PM

coupla punks
Mike





Jun 3 2008 9:07 AM

Dude Looks Like A Grandma.
Meghan





Jun 3 2008 8:57 AM

DAAAAAAAAMN IT!
ONARGA





Jun 2 2008 5:08 PM

Mike





May 30 2008 2:35 PM

Just remember when you open your eyes you open everything. It's time for that next level. Take that step.
Meghan





May 30 2008 8:27 AM

Please tell me there will be a show while I'm in town (6/19-24).
Please? Please!
clevergrl1





May 27 2008 7:51 PM

Good times had by all on Sunday night. I wen't back to Jasons and passed out on my face... so exhausted.
I felt lucky to be a part of it: thanks!
Heeeeeeere's andy!





May 26 2008 8:35 AM

Thanks for a fun filled evening, lets do it again soon!
clevergrl1





May 22 2008 11:02 PM

So whens the next Johns show, huh? I mean, I did hear the last practice from underneath your feet, but its just not the same...
Mike





May 14 2008 5:05 PM

I thought the Johns might appreciate this: Just heard 99 Ways To Die on the Radio. So I guess the iPod hasn't totally killed the Radio star.
OLD SCHOOL





May 13 2008 7:39 AM

Hey The Johns, I just gave you a human gift!
Click here to unwrap your human and see who it is!





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Dan McGuinness





May 1 2008 11:14 AM

The Johns ... YYYESSS!
The One, the Only ... Miss Bean





Apr 30 2008 8:22 PM

I ... wish Onarga ... would go back to his Myspace page ...
OLD SCHOOL





Apr 30 2008 12:06 PM


Hey The Johns, I just gave you a human gift! Click here to unwrap your human and see who it is!

It is good to have pets.

Lara


Is Online


Apr 23 2008 8:35 PM

mine too...
Jen





Apr 23 2008 12:34 PM

You are so gonna be my ringtone.
Heeeeeeere's andy!





Apr 22 2008 10:12 PM

Nice show brah!
bokchoi





Apr 22 2008 8:46 PM

Dude, parents in town, otherwise I totally would have rocked the DD. Sorry I've been so lame-o as of late.
Soon I will be up to superfan status again!
clevergrl1





Apr 22 2008 10:40 AM

Fab show at the Double Door. Bravo Johns.
Andy





Apr 14 2008 10:30 AM

The Johns are better at myspace than me.
Andy





Apr 14 2008 10:17 AM

We've been myspacing all wrong!
Andy





Apr 11 2008 4:07 PM

Hey Johns--

Nice job on the album! It's REALLY impressive. Mark asked what my favorite tracks were and I listed more than half the album because I couldn't make up my mind-- they're all good.
Jen