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Kumail Nanjiani

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / Female / As Seen on TV
  • Bio

    Kumail is a billionaire industrialist, playboy, and philanthropist. Witnessing the murder of his parents as a child leads him to train himself to the peak of physical and intellectual perfection, don a bat-themed costume, and perform stand-up. Unlike most comedians, he does not possess superhuman powers or abilities; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess and intimidation in his comedy.
  • Members

    Chicago Underground Comedy
  • Influences

    I like Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, Zach Galifianakis, Jake Johannsen, and non-comedians like Terry Gilliam, Salman Rushdie and Guillermo Del toro.

Blurbs

About me:

Kumail is the son of Queen Hippolyta, the leader of the Amazons. Queen Hippolyta created him out of clay and her wish of motherhood was granted to her by the Greek gods. Created to battle the god Ares and kill in comedy clubs, Kumail fights for Earth as an ambassador, protector, and comedian. He is a vital member of the Justice League of America, and is known as Wonder Woman.

Who I'd like to meet:

Everyone!

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: College graduate

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