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Kumail Nanjiani
Stand-Up / Female / As Seen on TV
http://www.thewilhelmscream.blogspot.com

Male
72 years old
Brooklyn, NY
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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   Kumail Nanjiani's Comedian Bio
BioKumail is a billionaire industrialist, playboy, and philanthropist. Witnessing the murder of his parents as a child leads him to train himself to the peak of physical and intellectual perfection, don a bat-themed costume, and perform stand-up. Unlike most comedians, he does not possess superhuman powers or abilities; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess and intimidation in his comedy.
InfluencesI like Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, Zach Galifianakis, Jake Johannsen, and non-comedians like Terry Gilliam, Salman Rushdie and Guillermo Del toro.
MembersChicago Underground Comedy

    Kumail Nanjiani's Interests
GeneralMovies, books, videogames, other cultural products.
MoviesAnnie Hall, Iron Giant, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Hannah and her Sisters, Dark City, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pan's Labyrinth, Devil's Backbone, Casablanca, Children of Men, Toy Story 2, Wonder Boys.
TelevisionFreaks and Geeks, Sports Night, The Office, The Mighty Boosh, Spaced, The X Files, Firefly, The Larry Sanders Show.
BooksAtonement, Midnight's Children, Without Feathers.

     Kumail Nanjiani's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate


Kumail Nanjiani's Clips [View All Clips]
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Me on new drug called Cheese
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Me talking about old videogames, Shinobi
Me talking about old videogames, Shinobi rating
Kumail Stand-up at the Lincoln Lodge
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 13 2009 8:00P
Bruar Falls Brooklyn NY
Jul 15 2009 8:00P
Michael and Michael Have Issues Premiere Party + Show@ The Bell House Brooklyn NY
Jul 16 2009 8:00P
Carolines New York NY
Jul 17 2009 8:00P
Caroline’s New York NY
Jul 17 2009 10:30P
Caroline’s New York NY
Jul 18 2009 8:00P
Caroline’s New York NY
Jul 18 2009 10:30P
Caroline’s New York NY
Jul 19 2009 8:00P
Caroline’s New York NY
Jul 23 2009 10:00P
Kabin New York NY
Jul 25 2009 7:00P
Ochi’s New York NY
Jul 27 2009 8:00P
Crash Mansion New York NY
Jul 31 2009 11:00P
Late and Dirty with Murderfist New York NY
Aug 11 2009 9:30P
Headlining @ Comix! New York NY
Aug 16 2009 7:00P
Arms and Hearts @ Karma New York NY
Aug 18 2009 8:00P
Beyond the Valley of the Flipper Children @ Legion New York NY
Sep 4 2009 9:00P
College of William & Mary Williamsburg VA
Sep 17 2009 7:00P
Eugene MIrman Comedy Festival Brooklyn NY
Sep 18 2009 7:00P
Eugene MIrman Comedy Festival Brooklyn NY
Sep 19 2009 7:00P
Eugene MIrman Comedy Festival Brooklyn NY
Sep 20 2009 7:00P
Eugene MIrman Comedy Festival Brooklyn NY

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   Kumail Nanjiani's Blurbs
About me:
Kumail is the son of Queen Hippolyta, the leader of the Amazons. Queen Hippolyta created him out of clay and her wish of motherhood was granted to her by the Greek gods. Created to battle the god Ares and kill in comedy clubs, Kumail fights for Earth as an ambassador, protector, and comedian. He is a vital member of the Justice League of America, and is known as Wonder Woman.
Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone!

   Kumail Nanjiani's Friend Space (Top 7)
Kumail Nanjiani has 887 friends.
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Kumail Nanjiani's Friends Comments
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Jun 8 2009 4:17 PM

Hey KUMAIL!  Thanks for the add.  How are you doing out there in NY?
Kelly Lee Williams - NOT Your Baby's Daddy





Mar 10 2009 4:15 AM

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Hey Kumail Nanjiani, I am sending you a Long Island Iced Tea.



Send me a drink back!

Hannah [Aloha Oe]





Feb 2 2009 3:22 AM

i saw you on SNL and on Colbert!!!
so funny!
zerobridge EP now on iTunes!





Jan 31 2009 7:59 PM

Saw you with Zach Galifianakis in NYC - you are hilarious!
Mike Wiley





Jan 28 2009 5:03 AM

Goodbye Omar!
www.facebook.com/thats.my.jam





Jan 27 2009 9:19 PM

..............From Jam #6...... ..
The Ed Galvez Punk House





Jan 17 2009 11:33 PM

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Michael





Dec 16 2008 3:53 PM

Review of Zach G. show last week, for which Kumail opened (& mentioning him): http://www. jesterjournal. com/ZachG92Ytribeca. htm
Art Fink!





Dec 9 2008 1:14 AM

Awesome show in Ann Arbor! Come back to Michigan soon!
Liz





Nov 20 2008 2:21 AM

heard you were on SNL.
Congrats! Where can I see it?
Ken Barnard





Sep 27 2008 1:51 AM

Double nice
Hannah [Aloha Oe]





Sep 22 2008 2:09 AM

hiii i dont know if you remember me.
but im emilys cousin. and i saw you on SNL last night!!!
it was really funny!!
Tom Clark





Sep 21 2008 7:42 AM

Congrats on SNL! Will Lorne Michaels be doing a movie based on your character?
Luke Thayer





Sep 21 2008 4:48 AM

Nice! (I think you know what I'm talking about).
Brad Frost





Sep 9 2008 5:32 PM

Saw you at UCB Theater last night. You were extremely funny and I'm looking forward to seeing you perform again.
Mike Drucker





Sep 6 2008 10:48 PM

You're the most powerful comedian in New York.
Pete Holmes





Aug 28 2008 4:50 PM

i just spent fifteen minutes trying to move you back into my top friends, but myspace is cancer.

this will have to suffice as a testament to our sailing friendship:

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The Ultimate Experts





Aug 19 2008 2:12 AM

We're extremely excited to have you on Friday's show. So excited that we're working on a time machine so we can travel to Friday and enjoy it. We just can not wait.
Phil Murphy





Jul 31 2008 1:24 PM

Hey man, Thanks for doing the show last night. It was great having you back at the Gaelic Whiskey bar.
Mike Bridenstine





Jul 31 2008 8:29 AM

So.... rrrrrhhhhhandomm
Sean O’Connor





Jul 25 2008 10:38 PM

okay.
so how was it? what did you think?
Mike Drucker





Jul 23 2008 3:50 PM

Snap!
The Micksteer





Jul 21 2008 12:13 AM

You know... I'd like to see you come back to michigan one day. The night I saw you with Zach Galihoweverthefuckyouspellhislastname was the best night of my life.
Mark





Jul 16 2008 5:07 PM

Whaa?? Comment?
Something witty?
OK - look at what do other people write.

See you in Chi-town sometime for some laughs dude.
Hurry back!
Dan Fontaine Comedy





Jul 8 2008 3:43 AM

Great seeing you tonight...and thanks for the tv. That thing was freaking me out.
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