Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Please drink Jesus Juice in memory of deceased vocalist Jackson

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54 years old
cardboard box, New Mexico
United States



Last Login: 7/4/2009
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Status:Single
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:America's Funnyman



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Neil Hamburger confirmed tour dates (updated constantly):

Sun Jun 28 - LOS ANGELES, CA - Spaceland
Wed Jul 15 - HOUSTON, TX - Mango's Cafe
Thu Jul 16 - DALLAS, TX - The Cavern
Fri Jul 17 - AUSTIN, TX - Emo's
Sat Jul 18 - SAN ANTONIO, TX - Rock Bottom
Fri Jul 24 - DUBLIN, IRELAND - Carlsberg Comedy Caravan
Sat Jul 25 - DUBLIN, IRELAND - Carlsberg Comedy Caravan
Sun Jul 26 - DUBLIN, IRELAND - Carlsberg Comedy Caravan
Fri Aug 14 - VISALIA, CA - The Cellar Door
Sat Aug 15 - SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA - Downtown Brew
Wed Aug 19 - MILWAUKEE, WI - Cactus Club
Thu Aug 20 - MADISON, WI - High Noon Saloon
Fri Aug 21 - CHICAGO, IL - Schuba's
Sat Aug 22 - IOWA CITY, IA - The Mill
Sun Aug 23 - ST.PAUL, MN - Turf Club
Mon Aug 24 - FARGO, ND - The Aquarium
Tue Aug 25 - SIOUX FALLS, SD - Nutty's North
Wed Aug 26 - OMAHA, NE - The Waiting Room
Sun Aug 30 - LOS ANGELES, CA - Spaceland

SEPT 2009 - AUSTRALIA - dates TBA

These evenings of GREAT ENTERTAINMENT will be the shows that the world never stops talking about!

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wenz.





Jul 4 2009 10:37 PM

Neil is there any chance of you coming to Adelaide on your upcoming Australian tour? If not I will travel to see you because I am in desperate need of some jokes to make me forget about my appalling losses on the stock market over the last financial year.
faith ivey





Jul 1 2009 9:39 PM

Jessica





Jul 1 2009 9:39 PM

Wow, that guy Arcesia has got a heart-breakingly sweet voice. Just lovely.
tonyLkollman





Jul 1 2009 9:39 PM

I am very pleased to see your Turf Club date in Saint Paul. I will be there with bells on... and nothing else.

(By the way, a friend of mine told me a joke in your voice a couple years ago: "Why did the man go for a walk on the 35W bridge in Minneapolis? Well, because he wanted to go for a swim.")
Dr. Molly Ringworm





Jun 29 2009 6:25 PM

mj.the plastic surgery disaster of our time
Fake Tommy Wiseau





Jun 29 2009 6:25 PM

Thank you for the add to your Myspace page. You are great.
All work and no play makes Joe Royster a dull boy





Jun 28 2009 5:11 AM

R.I.P. MJ may the legions of pedophile demons embrace you as the world did throughout your ilustruous career
Abel





Jun 27 2009 7:06 PM

so... jokes about Wacko Jacko are out of the question now?
RED LOUNGE RECORDS





Jun 26 2009 11:10 PM

Actually it's a trick, the record is made from chocolate and will melt in your hands before you can place it on the turntable!!! we can't allow people like this to actually make records, can we??
The Chevron Band





Jun 26 2009 7:52 AM

Nice tribute.
RIP MJ.
Dawn





Jun 26 2009 3:19 AM

How did that Michael Jackson joke go again? Whhhy.... Whhhhat....?
Andrew





Jun 26 2009 12:28 AM

Michael Jackson died today. Maybe you can pick up some extra cash covering his babysitting gigs. PS, why must you always skip over New Orleans?
Synapsis





Jun 26 2009 12:28 AM

Please come to Utah, you could do your act in temple square.
Schmidtty





Jun 22 2009 9:34 PM

Just come to Adelaide in Australia already.

I'll even book you the gig if you need it...which I'm sure you will.
kevin





Jun 18 2009 8:35 PM

Listen, Neil...normally I have no problem letting you sleep on the couch but this time you've overstayed your welcome. It took three days to get you to clean your hair out of the sink, my dog still won't come out from behind the couch, I cannot find my girlfriend's Home Living magazines and I just got the phone bill...four hours on the phone with someone in prison. To top it all off, I can't even get drunk because you took that with you too.
TDIII





Jun 17 2009 9:01 AM

america's funnyman!!!
Conorrhea





Jun 17 2009 1:10 AM

I saw you open for the band danielson a few years ago in philadelphia and you told a really funny joke about crannnnberry sause at thanksgiving dinner. I forget how it went, but you were great.
Conorrhea





Jun 17 2009 1:10 AM

your 100 times funnier than dane cook!!! He sucks crannnnnnberry sause!
{FlapJack}





Jun 16 2009 5:19 AM

Thanks for the approval friend!
I said good day sr





Jun 13 2009 5:03 AM

I also enjoy Hamburgers from the flame boiled whopper to the micorwable white castle. I think we can all agree Hamburgers have changed so many of are lives.
kevinpalooza





Jun 13 2009 5:03 AM

FAITH NO MORE ROCKED THE FUCKIN HOUSE DOWN, NEIL!!!!!!
*major group* DAIQUIRI





Jun 12 2009 7:08 PM

.....open my legs and you'll find my heart
The Chevron Band





Jun 12 2009 7:08 PM

Neil Hamburger stole my shoes.

You're getting sued by me.
Jeff





Jun 11 2009 1:03 AM

Committedcommittedcommittedto suicideCommittedcommittedcommittedto suicideCommittedcommittedcommittedto suicideCommittedcommittedcommittedto suicideCommittedcommittedcommittedto suicide.....ROCK!!!
*SEGA*





Jun 11 2009 1:02 AM

NEIL!!!!! COME BACK TO BIRMINGHAM AND VERY SOON!!!
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