Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger "America's Funnyman salutes our Brave Deceased Celebrities"

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cardboard box, New Mexico
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Last Login: 11/10/2009
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Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:America's Funnyman



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Neil Hamburger confirmed tour dates (updated constantly):

Fri Nov 6 - ALLSTON, MA - Great Scott *
Sat Nov 7 - NEW HAVEN, CT - Cafe Nine *
Sun Nov 8 - PROVIDENCE, RI - Jerky's Live Music Hall * @
Mon Nov 9 - BRATTLEBORO, VT - Weathervane Music Hall * @
Tue Nov 10 - ALBANY, NY - Valentine's *
Wed Nov 11 - BROOKLYN, NY - Knitting Factory *
Thu Nov 12 - ASBURY PARK, NJ - Asbury Lanes +
Fri Nov 13 - PHILADELPHIA, PA - Johnny Brenda's +
Sat Nov 14 - CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA - The Southern +
Sun Nov 15 - WASHINGTON, DC - The Black Cat +
Wed Nov 18 -SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Capitol Theatre #
Fri Nov 20 -DENVER, CO - Paramount Theatre #
Sat Nov 21 -DENVER, CO - Paramount Theatre #
Tue Nov 24 -DALLAS, TX - McFarlin Memorial Auditorium #
Wed Nov 25 -DALLAS, TX - McFarlin Memorial Auditorium #
Fri Nov 27 - HOUSTON, TX - Jones Hall for the Performing Arts #
Sat Nov 28 - SAN ANTONIO, TX - Majestic Theatre #
Sun Nov 29 - LOS ANGELES, CA - Spaceland
Wed Dec 2 - TUCSON, AZ - Rialto Theatre #
Thu Dec 3 - PHOENIX, AZ - Orpheum Theatre #
Fri Dec 4 - PHOENIX, AZ - Orpheum Theatre #
Thu Dec 10 - GAINESVILLE, FL - Common Grounds +
Wed Dec 16 - ORLANDO, FL - The Back Booth +
Sat Jan 9, 2010 - TEMPE, AZ - Yucca Tap Room

(* with JP Incorporated) (# with Puscifer) (+ with Daiquiri) (@ with Zip Code Revue)

These evenings of GREAT ENTERTAINMENT will be the shows that the world never stops talking about!

HEY FREELOADERS! HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU: NEIL HAMBURGER and JUSTINE BATEMAN on Tom Green Live, July 17, 2009 (90 minutes):

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The Somatic Creature

Des Kraven



Nov 6 2009 7:33 AM

I'm excited to see you in salt lake!  I noticed they were offering 125$ tickets for a meet and greet and wine tasting.  I was curious if you were offering something along the same lines... maybe a 5$ Kool-aid and saltines in the utility closet?
Jessica

Jessica



Nov 6 2009 7:32 AM

Sometimes I think it's hard being me. Then I remember you. Wish your tour had Knoxville on it again, but sometimes that's just how the donkey punches, I suppose.

They can't all be zingers,

JR




Tyler

Tyler Haslett



Nov 6 2009 7:31 AM

Hey Neil, I saw on thenews.com that there will be a Neil H bust coming out in November?  Fuckin awesome! I would love to order one, only if its a limited run thing, otherwise everyone will have one and it will become faggy/trendy.  So I look forward to that release!  (it's ok to create fake hype- preverb;32 ezekial)
Efraim Hussein Bashir, an islamic pilgrimage.

Kyle dean Kirk



Oct 18 2009 12:53 AM

so i was at the rape clinic the other day hit on chicks because you know those bitches put out, and i was told to leave. a communist cant catch a break these days.
chubbs

chubbs



Oct 18 2009 12:52 AM

Neil you are a treat. A delicious, honey glazed snack with apricot sprinkles and peanut shavings, and I'm so very happy you added me to your wonderfully diverse and sensual group of friends.

Now I can finally get out of the bathtub, turn off the celine dion, and put the razor blades back in my mothers purse. Thank you so very much!



GlennMatthew Williamson

GlennMatthew Williamson



Oct 11 2009 8:17 AM

ladies in gentlemen... you are in the presence of greatness.
turn your laugh track up all the way... its neil hamburger!

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mike h



Sep 26 2009 11:37 PM

tell me everything is going to be OK...........



..........please?
Sampson

Sampson



Sep 26 2009 11:37 PM

G'day Neil Hamburger! I put you in my top friends because I reckon you're a pretty top bloke. If you do end up helping out Werribee Footy Club for a bottle of Fanta or Sprite you'll be one of the topest blokes ever. Belinda says so as well. Phil doesn't. But Wally Redpath definately does, and he doesn't even know who you are! Good stuff.
Joel

Joel



Sep 26 2009 11:37 PM

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Guzzlemug

Guzzlemug



Sep 13 2009 4:50 PM

Keep fucking shit up mr hamburger! mr hamburger! you do get funnier i assure you, witnessed you at the Turf Club St Paul.  Before that at the Triple Rock.    terribly lovely!
hope you didn't toss the disc.   
thank you for existing!
DR EL SUAVO

Dr El Suavo



Sep 10 2009 5:06 PM

Some Brisbane pig people had to throw glasses at me last night's Bronx show!

Hope you are looking forward to worse from the NOFX crowd!!!!!
Chansons de la Belette Malade

Belette Malade



Sep 6 2009 4:26 AM

This bastard's wearing an illegal merchandising product! Down with him! (Also no mercy for his wife who silkscreened it!)




 


Rachel

Rachel



Sep 3 2009 12:33 AM

What a show last night!  Well done.
Mademoiselle Marquee & le labyrinthe de Marmelade

Mademoiselle Marquee & le labyrinthe de Marmelade



Sep 3 2009 12:33 AM

I kiss you Neil
tonyLkollman

tonyLkollman



Aug 25 2009 7:32 AM

Killer set in St. Paul, Neil.
I have provided a souvenir video of your spilled drink on the young lady at the beginning. Pure brilliance.




Turf Club, St. Paul, 8/23/09
matt

matt



Aug 25 2009 7:31 AM

loved how you threw your drink into that poor girl's face not even 1 minute into your set in saint paul last night.
ASH

Ash Landberg



Aug 25 2009 7:31 AM

Great show in St. Paul (that heckler that yelled out the punchline deserved that drink you gave them!) and FUCK Dominos Pizza!
Mark Samuelson

Mark Samuelson



Aug 24 2009 3:24 PM

Thanks for stopping by in Saint Paul, Neil. Great show!
Sonic Boom

Sonic Boom Voicefm



Aug 23 2009 12:44 AM

hey neil will you be selling copies of your 7'' with the hard-ons at your australian shows?
Johnny6Gun

Johnny6Gun



Aug 23 2009 12:44 AM

For those whose HIPPIE, LIBERAL PIG PEOPLE ideals had led them to block Fox News:


Manilapede

Manilapede



Aug 23 2009 12:44 AM


Derka Steve

Derka Steve



Aug 23 2009 12:44 AM


Totally Darryl

Totally Darryl



Aug 23 2009 12:44 AM

neil, i saw you on the interwebs while i was loading up and i decided you might actually be funny.  you should check out my youtubes and facespace pages...i think we'd do well together on a tour - but you already knew that!
Philip Jones Hart

Philip Jones Hart



Aug 23 2009 12:44 AM

I would gladly have been born premature to have been able to see your show in St. Paul this Sunday.
Chansons de la Belette Malade

Belette Malade



Aug 14 2009 7:23 PM

Got your new DVD because you won't disturb Germany too soon, I hope. NOW I know what a ZIPPERLIP is. Surely won't forget.
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