"Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners" new CD and LP out now from Drag City Records.
Movies
"Left For Dead In Malaysia"
"That's Not Gold, That's Dung!"
"Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny"
"Neil Hamburger Live at Phoenix Greyhound Park"
"Neil Hamburger In Australia"
Television
Here is an excerpt from a recent episode of Fox News' "Red Eye":
Books
Anything placed by the Gideons, except "The Bible"
Neil is there any chance of you coming to Adelaide on your upcoming Australian tour? If not I will travel to see you because I am in desperate need of some jokes to make me forget about my appalling losses on the stock market over the last financial year.
I am very pleased to see your Turf Club date in Saint Paul. I will be there with bells on... and nothing else.
(By the way, a friend of mine told me a joke in your voice a couple years ago: "Why did the man go for a walk on the 35W bridge in Minneapolis? Well, because he wanted to go for a swim.")
Actually it's a trick, the record is made from chocolate and will melt in your hands before you can place it on the turntable!!! we can't allow people like this to actually make records, can we??
Listen, Neil...normally I have no problem letting you sleep on the couch but this time you've overstayed your welcome. It took three days to get you to clean your hair out of the sink, my dog still won't come out from behind the couch, I cannot find my girlfriend's Home Living magazines and I just got the phone bill...four hours on the phone with someone in prison. To top it all off, I can't even get drunk because you took that with you too.
I saw you open for the band danielson a few years ago in philadelphia and you told a really funny joke about crannnnberry sause at thanksgiving dinner. I forget how it went, but you were great.
I also enjoy Hamburgers from the flame boiled whopper to the micorwable white castle. I think we can all agree Hamburgers have changed so many of are lives.
