"Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners" new CD and LP out now from Drag City Records.
Movies
"Left For Dead In Malaysia"
"That's Not Gold, That's Dung!"
"Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny"
"Neil Hamburger Live at Phoenix Greyhound Park"
"Neil Hamburger In Australia"
"Western Music and Variety"
Television
Here is an excerpt from a recent episode of Fox News' "Red Eye":
Books
Anything placed by the Gideons, except "The Bible"
Heroes
Frank Sinatra, Jr.
Neil Hamburger's Details
Status:
Single
Body type:
6' 0"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Occupation:
America's Funnyman
Neil Hamburger would like donations of old clothes, food, or out-of-date ringtones Posted at 10:52 PM Feb 4, 2008 view more
About me: Neil Hamburger confirmed tour dates (updated constantly):
Wed Nov 18 -SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Capitol Theatre #
Fri Nov 20 -DENVER, CO - Paramount Theatre #
Sat Nov 21 -DENVER, CO - Paramount Theatre #
Tue Nov 24 -DALLAS, TX - The Palladium #
Wed Nov 25 -DALLAS, TX - The Palladium #
Fri Nov 27 - HOUSTON, TX - Jones Hall for the Performing Arts #
Sat Nov 28 - SAN ANTONIO, TX - Majestic Theatre #
Sun Nov 29 - LOS ANGELES, CA - Spaceland
Wed Dec 2 - TUCSON, AZ - Rialto Theatre #
Thu Dec 3 - PHOENIX, AZ - Orpheum Theatre #
Fri Dec 4 - PHOENIX, AZ - Orpheum Theatre #
Thu Dec 10 - GAINESVILLE, FL - Common Grounds +
Fri Dec 11 - ATLANTA, GA - Lenny's Bar +
Sat Dec 12 - ATHENS, GA - Tasty World +
Sun Dec 13 - ASHEVILLE, NC - The Admiral +
Mon Dec 14 - CHARLOTTE, NC - Snug Harbor +
Tue Dec 15 - COLUMBIA, SC - The Whig +
Wed Dec 16 - ORLANDO, FL - The Back Booth +
Thu Dec 17 - TAMPA, FL - Czar + 2010:
Sat Jan 9 - TEMPE, AZ - Yucca Tap Room
Fri Feb 5 - JACKSONVILLE, FL - TSI +
Sat Feb 6 - TALLAHASSEE, FL - Club Downunder +
Mon Feb 8 - BIRMINGHAM, AL - Bottletree Cafe +
(# with Puscifer) (+ with Daiquiri)
These evenings of GREAT ENTERTAINMENT will be the shows that the world never stops talking about!
HEY FREELOADERS! HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU: NEIL HAMBURGER and JUSTINE BATEMAN on Tom Green Live, July 17, 2009 (90 minutes):
I'm excited to see you in salt lake! I noticed they were offering 125$ tickets for a meet and greet and wine tasting. I was curious if you were offering something along the same lines... maybe a 5$ Kool-aid and saltines in the utility closet?
Sometimes I think it's hard being me. Then I remember you. Wish your tour had Knoxville on it again, but sometimes that's just how the donkey punches, I suppose.
Hey Neil, I saw on thenews.com that there will be a Neil H bust coming out in November? Fuckin awesome! I would love to order one, only if its a limited run thing, otherwise everyone will have one and it will become faggy/trendy. So I look forward to that release! (it's ok to create fake hype- preverb;32 ezekial)
so i was at the rape clinic the other day hit on chicks because you know those bitches put out, and i was told to leave. a communist cant catch a break these days.
Neil you are a treat. A delicious, honey glazed snack with apricot sprinkles and peanut shavings, and I'm so very happy you added me to your wonderfully diverse and sensual group of friends.
Now I can finally get out of the bathtub, turn off the celine dion, and put the razor blades back in my mothers purse. Thank you so very much!
G'day Neil Hamburger! I put you in my top friends because I reckon you're a pretty top bloke. If you do end up helping out Werribee Footy Club for a bottle of Fanta or Sprite you'll be one of the topest blokes ever. Belinda says so as well. Phil doesn't. But Wally Redpath definately does, and he doesn't even know who you are! Good stuff.
Keep fucking shit up mr hamburger! mr hamburger! you do get funnier i assure you, witnessed you at the Turf Club St Paul. Before that at the Triple Rock. terribly lovely!
