With a comical approach, and unconventional subject matter The Argyle Pimps brush against genius with their retro-lounge sound and a variety show style that is difficult to typify. More than just another indie-rap act, this oddball hip hop duet from Fresno, Ca. leave an impression on the crowd like old time entertainers, blending humor and flawless rhyme schemes into a thoroughly entertaining experience. Live in concert the stage personas of Boney Beezly and Cockamamie Jamie display a finesse that invokes the days of Perry Como and Dino, combined with a comedians sense of improvisation and timing, all bound together with the raw talent and energy of two young emcees with more sarcastic rap skill than they know what to do with.
BAND CONTACT: jamie@argylepimps.com, boneybeezly@gmail.com,
Booking:
Richard Scroggin
richard.scroggin@gmail.com
Hank Williams Sr., Wes Anderson Films, Heart-Ache, Benjamin Gibbard, Dean Martin, Pigeon John, Ugly Duckling, Bing Crosby, DJ Quick, SiCKO, Howard Hughes, Paul Simon, Slacks, Gatsby Hats, Elderly Women, Tacos, and Jamie's mountain of horror DVD's
Argyle Pimps Store: International Orders Email for S&H cost.
Invisible Jet-Ski's
Track Listing: 1. Argyle Pimpin'
2. Howard Hughes
3. Buy Us A Drink
4. Car That Works
5. Handsome
6. Fashionable Club Chick
7. Geezers
8. Japanese People
9. Old School Metallica
10. Mr. Wendal
11. Phoebe Cates
Invisible Jet-Ski's T-shirt
Pink with Black Cover Art
100% Pre-shrunk Cotton
M, L, XL
Available in Men's and Women's sizes
(temporarily sold out)
Argyle Pimps Posters
Promotional posters for the Geezers animated music video,
featuring artwork by Kenn Stollery-Jones. Dimensions: 12" x 18"
(NOW AVAILABLE!)
3 Track CD
Track Listing: 1. Argyle Pimpin'
2. Car That Works
3. Small Talk
Invisible Jet-Ski's sticker Same design as the album cover
new track called 'six' posted up on the page. hope you can check it out, and let me know what you think if you got a chance... thanks for listening. -jay 5683
So I was driving down my friendly neighborhood,or as you hiphop-sters like to call it now a days "the hood" having a jam session with my head and arm hanging completely out the window, as I waived my arm back and forth listening to "car that works" when all of a sudden my car stops working!! . . So, I'm suing you guys, 'cause you jinx my car! 98 Honda accord, but ill take a 2008 for pain and suffering! =D Ha!
I like the new avatar pic, Boney kinda' looks like Elliot from "E.T." would if he never made it out of the woods at the end and had to survive his next 20 years on nothing but bark and wild mushrooms. Might I suggest reintroducing a popular standard such as "Geezer" on like the Mtv MVA's with a hundred-deep dance squad of female octogenarians wearing Depends and lobster bibs, performing the same choreography that was used in Madonna's "Justify my Love" video... that would say 'hey... we're open-minded and here to get down!"
Boney and Jaime. I miss you both. Oh Boney, i saw you the other day walking, kinda by fresno city. but my step dad wouldn't let me out of the car to say hi:/ but yeah. :]] ha