Adam Heath Avitable
Adam Avitable
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I DJYF!
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32 years old
Altamonte Springs, Florida
United States
Last Login: 7/4/2009
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| General | I read. A lot. More than 99% of the population. I collect comic books. I buy between 30 to 50 comics every week from DC, Marvel and other publishers. I like superhero comics, alternative comics, and everything inbetween. I watch movies constantly and I am a television whore and live my life according to the TV schedule. | | Music | Hard-n-Phirm, NIN, Britney, Marilyn Manson, Xtina, Avril Lavigne, No Doubt, Metallica, 80's, techno, White Stripes, Leonard Cohen, Radiohead, The Killers, Green Day, AC/DC, Richard Cheese, Gorillaz. | | Movies | Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic, Batman Begins, Donnie Darko, The Professional, Grosse Pointe Blank, Spaceballs, Airplane!, The Sweetest Thing, Hellboy, Daredevil, Spider-Man, Superman, Things to do in Denver when you're Dead, Not Another Teen Movie, School of Rock, Natural Born Killers, Princess Bride, Run Ronnie Run and Wet Hot American Summer. | | Television | Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls, 24, Monk, Battlestar Galactica, Smallville, Law and Order, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, Arrested Development, The Office, Scrubs, Supernatural, the Simpsons, Justice League, Bones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Alias, Sex and the City. | | Books | I like Steve Niles, Warren Ellis, Geoff Johns, Kurt Busiek, Mark Waid, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Mark Millar, Brian Bendis, Daniel Way, Devin Grayson, Gail Simone, Greg Rucka, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Robert Parker, John Sandford, Ed McBain, Denis Lehane, Carl Hiaasen, Steve Martin, Robert Tannenbaum, David Morrell, Janet Evanovich, Anne Rice, Clive Cussler, Tom Clancy, Robert Ludlum, Stuart Woods, Laurell K. Hamilton, Poppy Z. Brite, Michael Crichton, John Grisham, and others that I can't think of right now. | | Heroes | I'm my own hero. |
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Weymouth, MA | | Body type: | 6' 0" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Entrepreneur |
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About me:
I am proud to be an elitist fucking bastard.
I love comedy. Subtle, blunt, slapstick, satirical - doesn't matter. One of my favorite performers is Sarah Silverman because she has no problem being as vile, profane and offensive as is necessary for the joke. I strongly feel that if people don't get the joke, fuck 'em.
Here's a test: The picture below is funny. It's not offensive. I'm not saying Hitler was a good guy. I don't like Nazis. I am not anti-Semitic in the slightest. It's all in the juxtaposition of me eating ice cream with Hitler. It's just funny. If you find the hairs on the back of your neck rising up and your face turning red and you're getting offended by this, fuck off. You're an idiot. You've obviously got the brains of an aborted fetus scraped off a dumpster wall. If you're not offended, click the picture to visit my blog, and not just to download the Colin Farrell sex tape I have linked there.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Sarah Silverman, Bill Cosby, Steven Wright, Drew Carey, Bob Saget, Joss Whedon, and Bruce Campbell.
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