Long Island ice tea, Absinthe Daiquiri, Clorox, Febreze, free tequila shots, Costco food samples, burning current coupons, noose ties, Spanish Inquisitions, film actresses that once played the overweight best friend of the leading lady on any movies/films.
Music
Polka, we love Polka! That scary music when someone is about to get killed.
Movies
Movies that makes people wail/cry during a sad scene, funny movies that makes you pee in your pants when you laugh. Films with bad overpaid actors. Movies that was overbudgeted and flopped, films that went straight to DVD. Tragic "Lifetime" movie specials.
Television
Judge Judy, Lifetime Television for Women (and gay men). COPS, Cheaters, Elimidate, After School Specials, Michael Jackson TV Specials.
Books
Self help books, psychology and mind games, PostSecret, A Million Little Pieces (after the hoax revelation). All Ann Coulter books (because they're all bad ideas), books written about Pope John Paul II (when he was too pooped to Pope).
Heroes
L. Ron Hubbard, Judge Judy, Dick Cheney, Lucy the Slut, Ursula the sea witch, Gaston, Jafar - all Disney Villains, American Idol rejects, Elimidate rejects, The Bachelor crying ladies, Debbie Downer, Jerry Springer, Geraldo Rivera, Joan Rivers (before all the face stitches), Ann Coulter (when she was fat in High School).
Bad Idea Bears's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Hometown:
Golden Theatre
Body type:
2' 0"
Religion:
Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Occupation:
Counselors
Bad Idea Bears cooking up some bad ideas! Yaaaaaaaaay! Posted at 3:48 AM Jul 14, 2007 view more
About me: We are the cutest puppets of your subconscious minds - The Bad Idea Bears! We are from the Broadway hit musical "Avenue Q" Yay!!!
About us: We look like a cross between Snuggle and the Care Bears. But we act like we're taking orders straight from Chucky. We're a cute, cuddly version of the little devil that whispers evil thoughts in your ear. Only, we're two-teaming it, and there's no little angel around for balance. You just want to hug us! But trust us. You'll be lots safer clamping hands over our mouths. We are bouncy, high-pitched voices urge you to do the not-so-smart thing with so much enthusiasm, it might even seem like a good idea at the time.
Example: When broke and jobless English major Princeton gets money from his parents, the Bad Idea Bears suggest not only that he spend it on beer, but that he get a case of it, since buying in bulk is so much cheaper. "Yaaaay!" they say, chenille cheerleaders to the fall.
It's a brilliant concept: Upbeat teddy bears trot out wicked suggestions with such plush sweetness. Succumb to temptation and those Bad Idea Bears deserve the blame for your maxing out the credit cards, lapping up drinks beyond your known limit, hogging the entire pint of Ben & Jerry's, cheating on a test, lying to a friend, ditching a duty, running a red light, antagonizing the neighbor's dog, wearing too-tight clothes and flirting (or worse) with highly inappropriate targets. Here's what they sound like. "Oh, go ahead and stand on that swivel chair to change the light bulb. It's right here, and it'll only take a minute!" "That landscape looks a little bare. Plant some kudzu. It grows really well here." "Thirsty? A Long Island Iced Tea would hit the spot. So what if it's lunch? You could dehydrate!" "You can juuuuuuuuust reach that if you stand on the top rung. Warning label? Well, if you put your foot on top of it, you won't even notice." In our right and sober minds, we'd like to think we know better. In our hearts, we know that sometimes, we just won't.
Who I'd like to meet: Depressed people, boys and girls with low self esteem, sluts, Thugs on house arrest, foaming in the mouth junkies, unconvincing drag queens, closeted High school/college jocks, Republicans who still adore George W., celebrities with high self esteem, your nosy neighbour, disgruntled Costco employees, washed out porn actors/actress, female Monsters who can't find a boyfriend, unemployed college graduates, Japanese ladies that works in Korean Deli, midgets with Napoleon complex, standbys and understudies that never went on during a run, lactose intolerant, Starbucks drinkers that always get the runs after coffee, American Idol rejects, Elimidate rejects, "The Bachelor" crying ladies, that crying little girl on American Idol when Sanjaya croaks a song, self proclaimed Ninjas, Samurais and "Princess(es)".
Our video of the moment:
See what happens after you actually play that classic "drinking game", more cheap cocktails and beer, more fun! Yaaaay!
...More Drunken madness on video, more fun! Yaaaaaaaaay!
I want to thank you for popping into my thoughts last night when I should have left the bar early, but stayed way too late. you can sleep when you're dead -- yaaaaaaaay!
im coming to see you on 17th Jan!!! and maybe one more time before you finish in March, bears what are you going to do, you cant stop buying beer!!! love you xx
Brittle leaves crackle under your feet as you slip through the crooked gate. The gnarled branches of naked trees glare down at you as you make your way up the path, surrounded by the brown remnants of what was once grass. You look up at the derelict house and wonder if any treat could make a knock on this foreboding door worthwhile.
Swallowing your fear, you make your way up the three dry-rotted stairs to the sun bleached porch. The screen door hangs listlessly by one remaining hinge with huge tears through the material exposing the peeling front door standing ominously behind it.
With one last peek over your shoulder, you turn back to the dark house, muster your courage, and lift your hand to knock, but before you make a sound the door creaks open to reveal......
hey bad idea bears, whats up? im sick today and i was wondering if mbe u can make me feel alil better, u know? i havent tlked to u guys in awhile, hope everyone on Avenue Q is good! hope for a reply
Aye, Osos de las Bad Ideas!! One tine I was working under the covers and I shasing a perp, then my panties slip down and trip me. There I was en the street with the perp standing over me... that okay, 'cause that how I planneded to be anyway! See it all work out, right?
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