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Bad Idea Bears's Interests
General
Long Island ice tea, Absinthe Daiquiri, Clorox, Febreze, free tequila shots, Costco food samples, burning current coupons, noose ties, Spanish Inquisitions, film actresses that once played the overweight best friend of the leading lady on any movies/films.
Music
Polka, we love Polka! That scary music when someone is about to get killed.
Movies
Movies that makes people wail/cry during a sad scene, funny movies that makes you pee in your pants when you laugh. Films with bad overpaid actors. Movies that was overbudgeted and flopped, films that went straight to DVD. Tragic "Lifetime" movie specials.
Television
Judge Judy, Lifetime Television for Women (and gay men). COPS, Cheaters, Elimidate, After School Specials, Michael Jackson TV Specials.
Books
Self help books, psychology and mind games, PostSecret, A Million Little Pieces (after the hoax revelation). All Ann Coulter books (because they're all bad ideas), books written about Pope John Paul II (when he was too pooped to Pope).
Heroes
L. Ron Hubbard, Judge Judy, Dick Cheney, Lucy the Slut, Ursula the sea witch, Gaston, Jafar - all Disney Villains, American Idol rejects, Elimidate rejects, The Bachelor crying ladies, Debbie Downer, Jerry Springer, Geraldo Rivera, Joan Rivers (before all the face stitches), Ann Coulter (when she was fat in High School).
About me: We are the cutest puppets of your subconscious minds - The Bad Idea Bears! We are from the Broadway hit musical "Avenue Q" Yay!!!
About us: We look like a cross between Snuggle and the Care Bears. But we act like we're taking orders straight from Chucky. We're a cute, cuddly version of the little devil that whispers evil thoughts in your ear. Only, we're two-teaming it, and there's no little angel around for balance. You just want to hug us! But trust us. You'll be lots safer clamping hands over our mouths. We are bouncy, high-pitched voices urge you to do the not-so-smart thing with so much enthusiasm, it might even seem like a good idea at the time.
Example: When broke and jobless English major Princeton gets money from his parents, the Bad Idea Bears suggest not only that he spend it on beer, but that he get a case of it, since buying in bulk is so much cheaper. "Yaaaay!" they say, chenille cheerleaders to the fall.
It's a brilliant concept: Upbeat teddy bears trot out wicked suggestions with such plush sweetness. Succumb to temptation and those Bad Idea Bears deserve the blame for your maxing out the credit cards, lapping up drinks beyond your known limit, hogging the entire pint of Ben & Jerry's, cheating on a test, lying to a friend, ditching a duty, running a red light, antagonizing the neighbor's dog, wearing too-tight clothes and flirting (or worse) with highly inappropriate targets. Here's what they sound like. "Oh, go ahead and stand on that swivel chair to change the light bulb. It's right here, and it'll only take a minute!" "That landscape looks a little bare. Plant some kudzu. It grows really well here." "Thirsty? A Long Island Iced Tea would hit the spot. So what if it's lunch? You could dehydrate!" "You can juuuuuuuuust reach that if you stand on the top rung. Warning label? Well, if you put your foot on top of it, you won't even notice." In our right and sober minds, we'd like to think we know better. In our hearts, we know that sometimes, we just won't.
Who I'd like to meet: Depressed people, boys and girls with low self esteem, sluts, Thugs on house arrest, foaming in the mouth junkies, unconvincing drag queens, closeted High school/college jocks, Republicans who still adore George W., celebrities with high self esteem, your nosy neighbour, disgruntled Costco employees, washed out porn actors/actress, female Monsters who can't find a boyfriend, unemployed college graduates, Japanese ladies that works in Korean Deli, midgets with Napoleon complex, standbys and understudies that never went on during a run, lactose intolerant, Starbucks drinkers that always get the runs after coffee, American Idol rejects, Elimidate rejects, "The Bachelor" crying ladies, that crying little girl on American Idol when Sanjaya croaks a song, self proclaimed Ninjas, Samurais and "Princess(es)".
Our video of the moment:
Just bleeping and blurring away on almost anything. Jimmy Kimmel's tribute to FCC. Watch and leave comments.
More Unnecessary Censorship on TV, more fun! Yaaaaaaaaay!
hey guys happy forth of july! hope everything is well. hope u guys can wish me a happy birthday on the 14th, i turn 15 and im excited. tlk to you soon!
Myspacers! Come to see Once Upon a Mattress at Carco Theatre.
Due to an unhappy curse, King Sextimus is unable to speak. Meanwhile, his terror of a wife, Queen Aggravian, has taken over control of the kingdom. Most importantly, in an attempt to keep Prince Dauntless single, she has decreed that only the princess that can pass her test may marry her son. Further, no one else in the kingdom may marry until Prince Dauntless does. Lady Larken and Sir Harry are extremely disturbed by this fact since Lady Larken is now pregnant with Sir Harry's baby. Luckily, Sir Harry is able to find an amazing princess, Winnifred the Woebegone.
She instantly catches the attention of Prince Dauntless but can she pass the test and impress the Queen??
Its not just a show for kids, TRUST ME! Everyone will enjoy this production!!!
CAST Brittne Lunniss Colin Jones Shelby Gottberg Nick Hyett Amanda Valdez Isaiah Parker Jason Dooley Jacob Axelsom David Palmer Dustin Stevens Brian Goddard Monica Razniewski Madaline Howell Kyle Stefanie Laura Shearer Kara Pellegrini Hannah Freitag Katey Maher Shiny Yang Kenny Oberloh Tanner Bartlein Laura Kooiman Abby Roybal Sarah Meyer Calia Santos Marissa McGehee Sheady Manning Jake Nicholson
DATES & TIMES Friday, July 25 7:30pm Saturday, July 26 7:30pm Sunday, July 27 2:00pm Friday, August 1 7:30pm Saturday, August 2 7:30pm Sunday, August 3 2:00pm Friday, August 8 7:30pm Saturday, August 9 7:30pm Sunday, August 10 2:00pm
Hey Bad Idea Bears! loving your work! you can fill my head with bad ideas any time you like! hope you having a great day! if you get a chance take a listen to my music and let me know what you think!
