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BloodHag
Death Metal / Metal / Hardcore

"I'm a little worried that our logo is too legible"

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States

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Last Login:  7/22/2008
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   BloodHag: General Info
Member Since6/22/2004
Band Websitebloodhag.com
Band MembersProf. J.B. Stratton - vocals, book distribution
Dr. J.M. McNulty - Guitar, motor pool
Sir Zachary Orgel - Bass, fact checking
Ambassador Brent Carpenter - Drums, propaganda
InfluencesSLLLAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!
The ACCUSED, Cliff Burton era Metallica, Voivod!, D.R.I., Foreskin 500, S.O.D., Brujeria, Origin, Anthrax, Melvins, High on Fire, Morbid Angel, The Wesley Willis Fiasco, Nuclear Assault, Warlock Pinchers, Death, Carcass, Burning Witch, Sleep, Akimbo, the Abodox, Teen Cthulhu (RIP), Neurosis, Suicidal Tendencies, Exodus, Motorhead, Venom, Obituary, Brutal Truth, Niger Peppercock (RIP), Servotron, Croatan,Wormwood, Ludicra, Botch, Theory of Ruin, Anal Cunt, Undertow, Clutch, Sin Dios, Swarming Hordes (RIP), Golgothan Sunrise, Slave Traitor, Totimoshi, Fudge Tunnel, Big Black, Stovokor, YOB, Black Elk, Doomsday 1999,Celtic Frost, Napalm Death, EYEHATEGOD, Floor, Blessing the Hogs, Thrones, Discordance Axis, D-EVO!
plus: A.E. Van Vogt, Aldous Huxley, Alfred Bester, Andre Norton, Anne McCaffery, Anthony Burgess, Arthur C. Clarke, Doris Lessing, Douglas Adams, Edgar Allen Poe, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Frank Belknap Long, Frank Herbert, Franz Kafka, Frederik Pohl, Fritz Leiber, Gene Wolfe, George Orwell, Greg Bear, H.G. Wells, H.P. Lovecraft, Harlan Ellison, Henry Kuttner & C.L. Moore, Iain M. Banks, Isaac Asimov, J.G. Ballard, J.R.R. Tolkien, Jack Womack, James Blish, James Tiptree Jr. (Alice Sheldon), Joanna Russ, John Brunner, Jules Verne, Kenneth Robeson, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Madeline L'Engle, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Michael Moorcock, Michael Swanwick, Neil Stephenson, Octavia Butler, Orson Scott Card, Philip Jose Farmer, Philip K. Dick, Ray Bradbury, Robert E. Howard, Robert A. Heinlein, Robert Silverberg, Roger Zelazny, Samuel R. Delaney, Thomas M. Disch, Thomas Pynchon, Ursula K. LeGuin, William Gibson, William S. Burroughs to name a few...
Record LabelAlternative Tentacles, Rock-N-Roleplay
Type of LabelIndie





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Aug 19 2008 8:00P
The Funhouse W/ The Barfeeders Seattle, Washington
Sep 13 2008 9:00P
The Funhouse W/ Darkest of Hillside Thickets Seattle, Washington

BloodHag's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Thomas M Disch, poet, critic and author, has died aged 68  (view more)

BloodHag literature-feuled holiday bender and news juggernaut  (view more)

COME SEE US IN PORTLAND MAN!  (view more)

from the archives: old 2004 tour report  (view more)

The BloodHag - Razorcake Conflict  (view more)

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   About BloodHag
Our mission is to spread the gospel of Edu-Core. Bang The Head That Does Not Read. Everyone Smarter Than Everyone Else. Use Heavy Metal music to promote literacy and vice versa.

General Info: BloodHag play really short Heavy Metal songs about Science Fiction authors. Check out www.bloodhag.com for more information.

WHAT FAMOUS WRITERS HAVE SAID ABOUT BLOODHAG:

"The oddest compliment I've ever received" - Thomas M. Disch

"What an extraordinarily unusual thing for someone to do" - William Gibson

Order our new album "Hell Bent For Letters" direct from the source: Alternative Tentacles

BloodHag is all over Myspace like a rash!
Check out these other profiles:

The original BloodHag profile is now North-West Edu-Core Headquarters
NW Educore

Win a Dream Date with BloodHag vocalist Jake Stratton:
Grimoire

Win a Dream Date with BloodHag bassist Zach Orgel:
Logos

Win a Dream Date with BloodHag drummer Brent Carpenter:
Codex 23

Win a Dream Date with BloodHag guitarist Jeff McNulty:
Deus Ex Libris

Join the BloodHag Skullastic Book Club today! Read a book, scumbag!
Skullastic!

MYSPACE NOTE FOR BANDS: Please don't post ads for your shows on our page or leave comments that are just banner ads for your band. That's what the bulletins and events are for. You should consider being our friend advertising enough, morons. Also, we're doing an experiment and not adding any bands as friends for awhile, just to see how many human beings are actually out there, and how many are just adding everyone with the word "metal" in their profile.



I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6!


   BloodHag's Friend Space (Top 40)
BloodHag has 5731 friends.
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 Captured! By Robots 


 BLACK ELK Always a Six, Never a Nine out 10-21-08 


 The Bar Feeders 


 ARRIVER 


 "Shirtless" Jeff McNulty 


 Professor Jake 


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BloodHag's Friends Comments
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3 WAY SWITCH





Jul 18 2008 10:10 AM

Dear Fellow Readers:
Hope to see ya on Sunday at The Funhouse.

We have a fabulous book as one of the door prizes, but it didn't photograph well.

So here's an alternative.

I mean come on, who DOESN'T want to win a bison pincher!

Photobucket..
The Funhouse
Sunday July 20 4pm

The Gods Must Hate Kansas Showdown
Trivia-Art-Displays-Rawk-Prizes

You could win this! Really!
PLACENTA





Jul 17 2008 11:30 PM

Hey, did you end up getting that rad READ poster from the Albany Library?
Funhouse Seattle





Jul 16 2008 9:46 PM

""
EL ROBO


Is Online


Jul 17 2008 4:04 AM

porca troia,siete fottutamente bravi.
you're great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alternative Tentacles





Jul 7 2008 11:00 AM

RIP Thomas Disch. :(
Independence Printage





Jul 6 2008 11:55 AM

Behold the Power of Independent Printing!
Shannon





Jun 18 2008 11:21 PM

Life is beautiful, just drop your inhibitions and roll that throttle.
Gary





Jun 12 2008 5:26 PM

Hey there! I work at the Parkland..Spanaway Branch in the Pierce County Library System. I just wanted to say that BloodHag kicks ass and they are welcome back here anytime. Now...throw some BloodHag on the stereo and READ damnit!
MO





May 30 2008 5:40 PM

Hi, and thanks for the add! Music & reading rock! :D
saudade





Jun 1 2008 12:03 AM

Photobucket

Photobucket
Andrea





Jun 1 2008 9:12 AM

thanks so much fellas!
The Wench





May 20 2008 9:51 PM

hey from humboldt, you were supposed to sign our tits before you left. but we just got out of our stoned haze. as of now my teets are not bonified.
seriously though thanks for playing
we fucking love you.
and our tits.
Jaimi and Hedo
(the metal wenches of humboldt)
lisa





May 15 2008 2:03 AM

PHOTOS!
http://www. flickr. com/photos/23536504@N07/sets/72157605049131844/

Photobucket
Mike "The Ace of Tape" Have-Not





May 12 2008 5:42 PM

Thanks for making the lat weekend of my twenties both rock-tastic and
nerd-erific!
Anon Remora





May 13 2008 6:56 PM

y'all were fuckin' brutal last night. and educational also. it's a winning combination. can't wait til next time...

-jacqui rae.
lisa





May 13 2008 10:21 PM

Maiko, you are my hero for that.
<3
Alternative Tentacles





May 12 2008 11:36 AM

OH MY GOD, WAS THAT A NINJA?!??

miss you guys! come back soon!!
lisa





May 11 2008 1:34 PM

You really are my favorite boys ever. I miss you already...fuck Arcata, come back and hang out with me instead!
Alternative Tentacles





May 9 2008 12:09 PM

see you soon, fools!
Mike "The Ace of Tape" Have-Not





May 10 2008 1:56 PM

Last night at Burnt Ramen was excellent!
James





May 7 2008 10:34 AM

Thanks for rocking Denver last night.
Eva Destruction





May 6 2008 1:28 PM

http://monsters. joyeurs. com/google_apps/zombies/bitten. php?i=10949753

This reminds me of the first time I saw you rockin' the stacks of TPL awwwww.
It was my mission to find Professor Stratton and make him mine! ;)
Zero Knight Productions