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Bonnie McFarlane
"www.bonnie-mcfarlane.com"

Female
34 years old

United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
Mood: voluminous Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/bonniemcfarlane  

   Bonnie McFarlane's Comedian Bio

    Bonnie McFarlane's Interests
GeneralI like reading and writing and sewing by candlelight. Some people think I'm kind of old fashioned.
MusicI like listening to non-copyrited music that plays on public access- bulletin board channels. (good stuff)
MoviesPolice Academy 3, 5, 6
TelevisionAirwolf and Blue Thunder (Anything with 80's attack helicopters)
BooksI only read hard cover classics like John Grisham and Stephen King.
HeroesSomeone who defines a mythological or legendary figure of great strength or ability.

     Bonnie McFarlane's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:0' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Comedian


Bonnie McFarlane's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 1 Total Plays: 21508 Plays Today: 3
Late Show with David Letterman
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   Bonnie McFarlane's Blurbs
About me:

My new Comedy Central Presents will air on 2/15/08 at 10:00 PM.

Also MY FIRST TIME, a special about the first time I did stand up, with

Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and Mike Bribiglia will air on 2/8/08 at 10:00 PM.

I taped these specials 3 weeks after I had a baby so don't judge me if I look fat.

Thanks,

-Bonnie

 

Some more video clips:

HBO Comedy Special

The Late Show with David Letterman

The Fake Fake Show

Written and Created by Bonnie McFarlane

Sushi Whore-1st Half

Written and Created by Bonnie McFarlane

Videos produced by Justin Roiland and Edited by Sevan Najarian

 

Check out  www.bonnie-mcfarlane.com

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Bonnie McFarlane's Friends Comments
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Adam





Jul 5 2008 8:33 AM

How's the funniest lady in the game doin'? You and Rich need to come back to SCRANTON,PA!
J


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Jul 4 2008 8:04 PM

thanks for the add...love the stand up...keep that stuff coming....so funny
[brent]





Jul 5 2008 2:28 AM

just saw your show on comedy central. you rocked awesomely. yeah, awsomely.
it's a word!
jacob





Jun 28 2008 11:35 AM

hey Bonnie love the work you've done.
I just blogged a new screen play called "The Pysch Ward" check it out bud
Jim Jividen





Jun 30 2008 9:26 AM

Hope things are good, Bonnie Mac.
Wheelman - The game





Jun 25 2008 6:44 PM


Thanks for being a MySpace friend of the Wheelman game!

King George (RIP Eddie Shots)





Jun 20 2008 12:22 PM

I played golf with your husband the other day. That sky caddie was a great gift!! I think I may pick one up myself.
Congrats on the new baby by the way!
Joystick





Jun 17 2008 10:21 AM

Bonnie! I love your comedy, you're so hilarious. I've watched your Comedy Central Presents and One night Stand specials wayyyy too much lately. ;]

Also, I can't believe that you had your baby a few weeks before you shot it.
You are incredibly beautiful!
shortylongpants





Jun 16 2008 5:09 PM

Hey Bonnie, it has been a while.
Will you be doing stand up in San Francisco any time soon?
Lynn Shawcroft





Jun 13 2008 11:22 AM

I'm about to get on a plane for NY..and it's Friday the 13th..so if it crashes, you can have my jokes (?) and Bumble and Bumble shampoo and conditioner. And I think you are pretty..
wardawg101st





Jun 12 2008 9:41 PM

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Ultradave





Jun 9 2008 1:48 PM

Thanks for being a friend, and for keeping my family up too late!
Mikey





Jun 8 2008 1:29 AM

Happy Happy Sunday Bonnie!



Take care and God Bless…..Mikey

Ps: Dream Big, Expect Much, And Laugh While Accomplishing Greatness!
Troy





Jun 9 2008 9:44 AM

have a good week bonnie
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Jun 6 2008 6:50 AM

LOL, Bonnie!
Thanks so much for the add :D
Low Brow Entertainment Co.





Jun 6 2008 9:21 AM

MILFS Coming To Florida, Can Not Wait...

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Wesley





Jun 4 2008 10:02 AM

Some people might not think your sense of humor is appropriate, but i sure as hell do.
Awesome show on comedy central!
Brendan Q Photography





Jun 3 2008 8:42 AM

I miss hearing you on Opie and Anthony.
You are one funny person
dXrAeMw





Jun 2 2008 9:14 PM

I just saw your stand-up on comedy central...beautiful and funny! your husband is one lucky man lol

well keep makin people laugh...must be a sweet ass job
d.cat chopra





Jun 3 2008 3:03 AM

DVR'd your comedy central thing and saw it last night.
yer neeto!
Nick


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May 31 2008 8:47 PM

Caught the comedy central half hour last night.
Very funny set! And damn, you definitely qualify as a MILF!
Troy





May 31 2008 7:44 AM

you are funnier than a very obese guy laying on a beach trying to get up! top comedian!!!!
SIR ROBERT





May 31 2008 7:51 AM

Thanks 4 the add!!!
Lee





May 30 2008 9:52 PM

hey bonnie, just saw you on tv. pretty darn funny. too bad i wet my pants twice. oops, i just did it again...
Tim G.





May 30 2008 10:19 PM

usually whenever i watch comedy specials, i enjoy them but never laugh out loud. i saw your comedy central presents one and was pretty much cracking up the whole time.
thank you for making me remember how funny racist and politically incorrect jokes can be!
Daisy St. Patience


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May 30 2008 10:44 PM

BONNIE!

I just saw your Comedy Central standup & really. it was in a bunch of other 1/2 hour standup shows, you were the best out of all, men or women. and of all the HBO One Night Stand shows, you have always been my fave. you are HILARIOUS! keep pushin the edge of comedy, saying things no one else will say.



ps- where do you put your bong now that you DO have a baby?

fung shui...


:P
Troy





May 29 2008 8:44 PM

bonnie you are a top comedian regardlss that your a woman
Nicole Biffelson[TRQ]





May 24 2008 4:02 PM

Once I had a dream that you were my neighbor and we ate brownies and stole cars together.
Elle





May 26 2008 7:58 PM

Chihuly

Have a beautiful week!

Elle
Stu Baker





May 29 2008 3:41 PM

Just dropping by to say hi!

I know you were worried about this so I thought I would drop you a note to set your mind at ease.

I am still your myspace friend!

You're welcome ...
~~***Kip***~~





May 17 2008 9:30 AM


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Billy





May 16 2008 8:50 AM

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May 13 2008 8:02 AM

Saw the first show at The Brokerage on 5-9. You were fantastic, killed. You handled that drunk blonde like a pro. The guy after you was good too.
~ WildPony ~





May 10 2008 9:45 PM

"Hey" If Ya get a chance come by my Myspace profile & sign my guestbook.{It's underneath Da Superman Logo} Thanks 4 Da add.
From Da ~WildPony~
Rich





May 10 2008 11:43 PM

Happy Mother's Day myspace comments
Biscuit





May 11 2008 10:51 AM

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
Paula





May 11 2008 6:43 PM

Hey Bonnie:

Stopping by to wish you a Happy Mother's Day.

Paula
~Antoinette~





May 11 2008 10:08 PM

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jennifer





May 9 2008 5:03 PM

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Ron





May 10 2008 4:19 PM

Enjoyed your set at the cringe humor show the other night! still not gay...
~~***Kip***~~





May 3 2008 11:07 AM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments Have a great weekend, Bonnie!
Love, Kip
XOXOXOXOXO
Adam





May 4 2008 1:19 PM

Hey Bonnie,
U were great last night at Comix!! Hysterical!!! U did a lot of stuff I've never heard before and it was great!!! U r one very funny MILF!!
-Adam
Paula





May 4 2008 3:23 PM

Hey Bonnie:

It was great seeing you at the MILF show at Comix. Thanks for taking the time to chat with me (and for the drink) in between shows. You're such a sweetheart and I wish you continued success.

Paula
Lois Lane





May 1 2008 2:31 PM

Good luck in The Big Apple, guuurl! You know you are so milferific! :D
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May 1 2008 12:24 PM

I've been trying to stalk you but I've got ADD so I never quite get
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