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Brendon Burns
Stand-Up / Explicit/Raw / Alternative
Brendon Burns Male
38 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/8/2009
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InfluencesRichard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Sam Kinison, Monty Python (Sigh!). Yes, also Bill Hicks and Flip Wilson, a black comic who was the first stand up I ever saw live, (at age nine). His opening line, as he addressed his band leader, was, "Does your Daddy know you work for a nigger? It’d kill him." It was in Texas in 1980. The crowd sat in shock for a few seconds, wondering if they were allowed to laugh, then fell about, and I thought, "I wanna do that."
TV ShowsSTAND-UP
2008 – Fuck you I’m Brendon Fucking Burns, Part IV
2007 – So I Suppose THIS is Offensive Now! Winner, If.com award.
2006 – Sober not Clean (Burnsey vs Brendon Part 3)
2005 – All my Love, All my Rage (Burnsey vs Brendon, Part 2)
2004 – Burnsey vs Brendon, Part 1
2003 – Not For Everyone
2002 – Thinking man’s idiot

ACTING
2007 – Hut 33, (Radio Four)
2007 –Breaker Morant, (Comedian’s Theatre Company)
2005 –The Problem with Adam Bloom, (Radio Four)
2004 –Revolver (Guy Ritchie)
2004 –One Man and His Dog (Lee Pavey)
2003 –Turn the World Down, (Channel 4)
2001 – A Whole ‘Nother Story, (Series one and two, Radio Four)
2000 –Jesus Green, (Sitcom Pilot, Channel 4)
1997 –The Act, (writer and actor, Edinburgh Fringe)

PRESENTING
2007 - I’m a Celebrity get me out of here NOW, Host and writer (ITV2)
1998 - The Eleven O’clock Show, Series one. Co-Presenter/writer (Channel 4)
1997 - MTV Hot, Co-Presenter/writer (MTV)
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Status:In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Proud parent


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SO I SUPPOSE THIS IS OFFENSIVE NOW is out on DVD!

A controversial pioneer of his art form, 2006 has been a massive, MASSIVE year for Burns. Not only has he penned the hugely critically acclaimed and unprecedented 'Burnsy versus Brendon' The Stand up trilogy. He also has been the subject of a documentary by The Aristocrats director, Paul Provenza, was selected to play the Garrick Theatre as part of the if/Eddies award season and has just finished cutting his sixth live comedy album, amongst a shit load of other stuff......

There has never been a better time to catch this cult comic and join his ever-widening legion of fans. He's been around for yonks (but has just discovered that this bio must be under three thousand words. So he's had to cut everything from '96 to 2004 .... fuck!).

In 2004 he embarked on a project no other stand up has ever dared: A stand up trilogy.....Part I being 'Burnsy vs Brendon' Trust me it was huge and press lapped it up! Part II - All My Love, All My Rage sold right out and the press loved that too! And finally, praise for his 2006 world toured show Burnsy vs Brendon - Part III 'Sober not Clean'.........

"Just occasionally a comedy show is so good it is like falling in love. You run out punching the air, feeling full to the brim with lust for life and joy. I ran out of mobile phone juice calling my friends and telling them to buy tickets..."

"Loud, brash, rude, in your face and fantastically laugh out loud funny. This is really something special, a show that makes you howl with laughter, which takes you right up to the emotional edges and which draws its strength from something very deep and pure. Long Live Brendon Burns...." ***** The Scotsman

"Remains undiminished at his blasphemous best...".***** The Herald

"An exceptionally funny performer.. and ode to the healing power of the human spirit.. One of the circuits most intelligent artists...." **** Evening News

"A fascinating show, extremely funny and very moving..." The Stage

"You have to hail a comic who exposes his life so willingly, who takes his audience on such an emotional ride without resorting to course manipulation, who has the courage to flirt with conventions of bad taste, who has the power of delivery to overwhelm resistance, revulsion and downright hostility, and, most of all, who makes it all damn funny. Brendon, have that fifth star you've never before received from Chortle. God knows, you've been through enough to earn it..." ***** Steve Bennet, Chortle

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Comedy Cuts - 2007

Brendon vs Chopper!

Liffy Laffey Club .. 2005 (not long before I went nuts. You can probably see why. Pretty bitter stuff I fear)



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Colonel Crabtree Smythe

Colonel Crabtree Smythe



Nov 10 2009 8:15 PM


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Jun 5 2009 2:49 PM



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Nick Tarlton - Photographer/Youtuber

Nick Tarlton



Jun 3 2009 5:42 AM

Hello Dear Myspace Friend. This is a quick message to let you know about our radio show with GRadioUSA coming up in July. With all luck it will go to Sirrus Satellite Radio. We need everyone's support. The show will feature Jesse Hilton and I. We will be live for 1hr every Wednesday at 6pm Eastern. We will be Carrying the Youtube series Name over "Rant of the Queens", but the show will be slightly different over the airways. Below you will find a sample of our show from Youtube.

If you are a MUSICIAN and would like to offer your music to be played on the show please send me a private message on Myspace.

Thank you for being a myspace friend. We appreciate everyone of you.
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Richie Dynamite

Richie Dynamite



May 26 2009 3:21 PM

SystemCrasher

SystemCrasher



May 25 2009 11:00 AM

my new video, enjoy!

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Marcello Lisi



Apr 23 2009 10:03 PM

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LYKAON-RECORDS

LYKAON-RECORDS



Apr 21 2009 8:19 AM

Thanks for beeing friend!

She has just decided to listen to LYKAON-RECORDS.

How do you think about that ...?
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Conor H

Conor H



Mar 25 2009 2:32 AM

Oi Burnsy!
Coming to see you at the Oxford arms (or whatever its called) this thurs in London.
I absolutely cannot wait!
mike

Mike Matt Matthew-Matthews



Feb 26 2009 12:22 AM

Hey brendon,
Just wanting a bit of advice bud.
I am starting off my comedy career moving from script writing to doing stand-up and ..erm... do u have any advice for a first timer?
i've got three gigs coming up and i don't want to chicken out of them.
I'm a big fan of yours and i watch alot of comedy and u seem to be quite bold on stage, did that persona take time or did it just occur instantly?

Cheers for your time bud,

Mike Matthew matthews
David

david zanthor



Feb 17 2009 12:34 PM

thought you might like this one

..The Hobo Wizard - watch more funny videos..
The Rogue's Gallery

The Rogue's Gallery



Jan 30 2009 1:51 AM

Heya Brendon.

Welcome to 2009 (abit belated). What lays in store? Flying Cars, monkey butlers, jet packs, advance sexy robotic maids? Well sadly none of that (sexy robo maids are still in their sexy infancy), what we do have is a new episode of the rogues gallery! Jacky and Richy return for your listening pleasure to talk about the usual crap; including worst jobs in the world, life according to a Dungeons and Dragons fanatic and the Inaugural Brisbane Comedy festival.

Anyway promises to be fun. So visit us and spread the mirth!

Adios,

Richy
The Rogues Gallery, QLD
Colonel Crabtree Smythe

Colonel Crabtree Smythe



Dec 3 2008 3:09 PM

ahhhh Brendon ilove you so...www. colonel-radioshow. co. uk
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I See Modern Britain



Nov 29 2008 4:49 PM

Fairytale of Xmas (with apologies to the Pogues)

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John Henry Cosby



Nov 17 2008 7:47 PM

Orderd your dvd ! cant wait to see it !!!
My Mercedes

My Mercedes



Oct 21 2008 10:21 PM

well hi there!
Casey G

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Oct 20 2008 1:16 PM

hahat hat new video is so funny.
no way near as good as when you was pin pointing that scouser out at leeds fest LOL.
x
Heaven Scent

Heaven Scent



Oct 15 2008 2:17 PM

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Liz T aka lizguitarlessons

Liz T aka lizguitarlessons



Oct 14 2008 2:20 PM

Thanks for the add!:)
Dave Bishop

Dave Bishop



Oct 11 2008 9:43 AM

Ah piss! I think I'm going to miss you in Manc - in Birmingham with Rogan :(

Come back soon!
~Sexxy Megan~

~Sexxy Megan~



Oct 11 2008 2:57 AM

Thanx for the add!!! :)

Miss Gray

Miss Gray



Oct 10 2008 8:44 PM

I'm coming back on Thurday. Sadly. Been here a month. Well I'm in Vancouver at the moment and have been all over the west coast. I don't want to leave though and Em and Laney don't want to leave, I think they may lock me in their flat.
Miss Gray

Miss Gray



Oct 7 2008 6:36 PM

I know. God bless America. I almost pissed myself with pure joy and excitement despite all the scary as fuck Republicans in the shooting place and the fact we shot at life-size photos of Osama Bin Laden. AMAZING.
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MRMIdAS



Oct 1 2008 12:09 AM

This video is proof you're Arnie impression is fucking spot-on

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Sep 16 2008 3:18 AM

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Maxi Gonzalez

Maxi Gonzalez



Sep 15 2008 7:31 PM

TO DEATH! ASSUM! TO DEATH! fucking genius mate, nice one
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