Brett Clawson
"Three Jobs?"

Male
33 years old
Purgatory, MISSOURI
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2008
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    Brett Clawson's Interests
GeneralI enjoy fucking, smoking, and talking shit.
MusicNo cover bands
MoviesOnes with bright colors, no thinking involved, and everybody dies.
TelevisionI don't have cable.
BooksHunter S. Thompson, Sarah Vowell, The Onion (Series), "American Scream" Bill Hicks Biography
HeroesSunrise Adams

     Brett Clawson's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Louis
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Pissing in a cup for my PO

   Brett Clawson's Schools
Eastern New Mexico University-Main Campus
Portales,New Mexico
Graduated: 1998
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication
 

1996 to 1998
St Louis Community College Florissant
Saint Louis,Missouri
Graduated: 1995
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Communication
 

1993 to 1995



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About me:
I have Tuesdays off.

Who I'd like to meet:
Your Mom.

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Brett Clawson has 336 friends.
 Manual Noriega 


 Doug Stanhope 


 Skyline Comedy Cafe 


 Tony Locar 


 the other doug stanhope page 


 Slip of the Disc 


 KDHX FM 88.1 


 Crystal 


 Brett Erickson 


 Jeffrey 


 Joel 


 Gumbohead 


 Maura 


 Trey Galyon 


 Lucky DeLuxe 


 Andi Smith 





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Carrie





Oct 22 2008 3:25 AM

Thanks for posting that Trey. It makes me laugh and shows Brett's legend lives on.
ha ha
Trey Galyon





Oct 21 2008 2:40 AM

I'm living in New York now and chasing the dream. Wish I could call you and chat.
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Carrie





Oct 19 2008 4:16 PM

BTW how do you log into your site??
Crazy??
Carrie





Oct 19 2008 4:14 PM



Touch Down CHICK FILET!!
Joe Lehnig





Oct 6 2008 1:40 AM

Hey still miss ya. Not much going on with me however I can say that I havent been hit by a car since we were in Shreveport together.
Carrie





Sep 27 2008 2:42 AM

I was thinking about stages the other night don't ask me why?? Good times
ashley [awesome.]





Sep 20 2008 4:55 AM

i work at fridays again.
yeah, i know.

they still have the canoe.
Jessica





Sep 12 2008 6:41 PM

Miss ya honey!
Carrie





Sep 6 2008 1:20 AM

Sometimes it is so hard to believe:(
KRiStiN





Sep 5 2008 6:13 PM

Still love and miss you! Cant erase your number from my phone...too many good memories!
Surfin' Byrnes!





Sep 2 2008 5:54 PM

Played your CD on the way to a float trip last weeekend. There was some Clawson virgins in the car who generated some serious laughter. It made the trip go by pretty fast. I bummed when they said "We gotta go see this guy next time he is in town".
Slip of the Disc





Aug 29 2008 1:04 AM

What's up fucko!? Playing poker at the casino last week and made a grown man cry. Called him "Pampers" when I left the table. Think you would have appreciated it. Thought about the time we went and you tripled your nights pay by playing roulette for an hour. Miss you brother.

King
Doug Stanhope





Aug 20 2008 4:18 AM

Some chick emailed me with "proof" that I do in fact know you, stuff I wrote about you online.

I emailed her back and apologized if I'd been drunk and misunderstood her - that yes, I certainly know you.

She emailed back a couple days later and apologized, she'd had teh argument with Doug Benson thinking he was Doug Stanhope.

I just assumed she was right and I was drunk.

Anyway, get back to the Lake of Fire, I'm just drunk and rambling.

xoxo
Tony Locar





Aug 4 2008 7:24 AM

i miss you lots.
Comedian ALYSIA WOOD





Jul 9 2008 7:00 AM

Good call regarding your friend Maura. She's a great roommate - especially since I currently owe her about $1,000 in back rent.
She hasn't said shit AND she buys me drinks!!
Maura





Jul 9 2008 6:10 AM

Dude.
Alysia and I live together. Wouldn't it be great if you could visit and we could have a three-some? Yeah. I know. I'd like to see her boobs, too.

XXX
m
Carrie





Jul 5 2008 5:00 AM

Fourth of July at your house isn't the same w/o you:(
Carrie





Jul 4 2008 4:18 PM


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Patrick Brandmeyer





Jun 12 2008 12:40 PM

Clawson,

It's Brandmeyer. People say I've been improving. Don't know how that happened, but I'll take it. Howard says hi. Not much else to say...

Word,
Brandmeyer
Carrie





Jun 12 2008 4:57 AM



Here is an old jam for ya.
Hey, Presto!





Jun 3 2008 6:03 AM

god this is weird.

house hockey? one day.
Carrie





May 10 2008 8:55 PM

Missing you!
Carrie





May 6 2008 2:52 AM

Happy Cinco Mister!!
Jeff Uren





May 1 2008 6:50 AM

Thanks for the drinks on my birthday, you don't drink as much as you used to....
Jeff Uren





Apr 27 2008 6:43 AM

To the best 3 years. Thanks for everything. Call me some time.
Carrie





Mar 22 2008 3:44 AM

Happy Easter, Miss ya
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Carrie





Mar 17 2008 11:38 PM

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Can you believe it, He is only a quarter IRISH!! Miss ya.
Jessica





Mar 3 2008 10:02 PM

Still missing you honey! And always will be!
Tim Northern





Feb 18 2008 2:51 PM

Hit me up on the Speakerphone.
Carrie





Feb 15 2008 4:29 AM

Some people have asked me about the gravestone, so I took a pic today especially for those out of town. They did a great job on it. His parents designed it and it truly reflected Brett and his interests. The Turtle on the tombstone is from a friend and it means something. IF you ever see it right side up turn it over, I did after I took the picture, trust me the turtle on it's shell is how it should be. Only his mom can turn it right side up!!
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Btw happy commercial holiday Brett!!
Carrie





Feb 12 2008 4:15 AM

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Miss you!!
The Bottoms Up Blues Gang





Feb 6 2008 5:48 PM

Can't believe the anniversary has came and went. The last time I saw you was that night we ended up at the Eat Rite on 7th st. splitting a slinger. Well, I finally went back there, but all I could think about was you. I don't think I'll be back there again.
Miss you man. Still.
Kari
Jessica





Feb 5 2008 10:53 PM

Happy Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday Brett! I know you are partying it up there! I love ya!
Patrick Brandmeyer





Feb 4 2008 9:35 PM

Clawson,

It's Brandmeyer. This question has been on my mind for a while and I want to hear it straight from you. Who do you want to play you in a movie about your life? I have some candidates in mind but I want to consider more educated opinions than my own. Just a random thought. Holla, or something.

Word,
Brandmeyer
Carrie





Feb 1 2008 1:31 AM

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I can't believe it has been a year. I miss you!!

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Tim Northern





Jan 30 2008 3:55 AM

What's up,dood?
Maura





Jan 28 2008 1:09 AM

Not ALL of your hair is brown.
(Trust me kids.)
Comedian ALYSIA WOOD