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Brian Posehn
Brian Posehn "Hey, that guy is that one guy"

Male
103 years old
ENCINO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 2/9/2010
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   Brian Posehn's Comedian Bio
BioStarted stand-up in Sacramento. Moved to San Francisco during the tail end of the early nineties comedy boom. Was a local favorite along with friends Tom Rhodes, Greg Proops and Patton Oswalt. Moved to Los Angeles in 1993 for a second career in TV writing. He wrote and performed on Mr. Show instead. While writing TV and feature films and acting on TV and in films he's still managed to carve out a niche as part of the Los Angeles alternative comedy scene and headline at the good comedy clubs around the country. I am a... I mean... Brian is a regular guest on Conan O'Brien. He's currently part of the Comedians Of Comedy Tour(w/Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford and Zach Galiafanakis). The Comedians of Comedy tour was recently documented as a feature film and a show on Comedy Central. Brian recorded his first stand-up CD Nerd Rage this past year. The CD is now available everywhere(even Europe) through RELAPSE RECORDS.
Websitebrianposehn.com briansnerdrage.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Bob Newhart, Chris Rock, Don Rickles, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, Bobcat Goldthwait, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Dana Gould, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Greg Proops, Dave Attell and Louis CK
TV ShowsSTAND-UP: COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: BRIAN POSEHN (2004, 2008), Late Night on Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Showbiz Show, every bad stand-up show in the nineties. And I won on Star Search in 1995, I dare you to find it. ACTING: Currently on The Sarah Silverman Program on Comedy Central. Played Kevin on Just Shoot Me. Also appeared on Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Newsradio, Seinfeld, Bernie Mac and Mr. Show with Bob and Davis. VOICE WORK: 3 South, Mission Hill, Metalocalypse, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Word Girl, Clerks Animated, Father of The Pride, Kim Possible, Dave the Barbarian
FilmsDEVIL'S REJECTS, COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Sarah Silverman's JESUS IS MAGIC And look for me in 2006-2007 in Rob Zombie's EL SUPERBEASTO, LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE, SMILEY FACE and the zombie western comedy WANTED: UNDEAD OR ALIVE
AlbumsBrian Posehn LIVE IN: Nerd Rage

    Brian Posehn's Interests
GeneralMETAL, sleeping, laughing, eating food, my dogs, the sweet leaf, HORROR, comic books, video games, I am still fifteen
Music3 inches of blood, 3rd bass, accept, AC/DC, alabama thunderpussy, alice in chains, amon amarth, ANTHRAX, apocalyptica, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, bad brains, Beastie boys, beatles, biggie smalls, black label society, BLACK SABBATH, black sheep, bowie, buckethead, busta rhymes, Cannibal corpse, chimaira, coup, corrosion of conformity, cure, D.R.I, dag nasty, danzig, de la soul, Death, Death Angel, deftones, del, descendents, Dimmu, Dio, DOWN, Dream Theater, early man, epmd, eric b. and rakim, every time I die, evile, Exodus, faith no more, fantomas, far, Fastway, fear factory, flotsam and jetsam, forbidden, fu manchu, god forbid, Hank 1-3, hatebreed, haunted, heiroglyphics, helmet, Iced Earth, In Flames, IRON MAIDEN, JUDAS PRIEST, killswitch, King Diamond, KISS, kreator, krs-one, Kyuss, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, leeway, machine head, Malevolent Creation, manson, Mastodon, MEGADETH, mercyful fate, metal church, METALLICA, methodman, minor threat, mr. bungle, municipal waste, muse, nebula, nirvana, nugent, nwa, obituary, opeth, Overkill, PANTERA(RIP DIME), pearl jam, peeping tom, perfect circle, pharcyde, PIXIES, posessed, PRIMUS, prince paul, public enemy, queens of the stone age, queensryche, radiohead, Raven, redman, Roots, RUSH, Rwake, Sacred Reich, saxon, scatterbrain, scorpions, Schenker, screaming trees, sepultura, shadows fall, sick of it all, Skid Row, Skynyrd, SLAYER, Slipknot, souls of mischief, soundgarden, stevie ray vaughan, Stormtroopers of Death, Suicidal, system of a down, talib kweli, Tesla(fellow Sac-Towners), Testament, Thin Lizzy, TITANNICA, tomahawk, TOOL, tribe called quest, UFO, unearth, vandals, van halen (first four albums and half of 1984), Vio-lence, Waylon, Willie, Wu Tang, Yngwie, Y&T, Zombie(white/rob)
MoviesA New Hope, Akira, Aliens, American Werewolf in London, Assault on Precinct Thirteen(original), Big Trouble In Little China, BLADERUNNER, Blade 2, Borat, Caddyshack, Children Of Men, Chinese Connection, Conversation, Dawn of the Dead (both), Desperado, DEVIL'S REJECTS, Die Hard, Drunken Master 2, Election, Empire Strikes Back, Enter The Dragon, Escape from New York, Evil Dead 2, Fast Times, Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Friday the Thirteenth, From Dusk till Dawn, Ghost World, The Good, the Bad, The Ugly, Goodfellas, Groundhog Day, Halloween, Hard Boiled, JAWS, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Killer, The Killing, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Last Boyscout, Long Kiss Goodnight, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Marathon Man, Omen, Office Space, Near Dark, Night Of the Living Dead, Outlaw Josie Wales, Phantasm, Poltergeist, Professional, Pulp Fiction, Raiders, Resevoir Dogs, Return of The Living Dead, Rivers Edge, Road Warrior, Rashomon, The Rundown, Rushmore, Say Anything, Shaun of the Dead, South Park movie, Superman 2, Temple of Doom, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original), Tai Chi Master, The Thing (Carpenter's), Transporter, True Romance, Versus, Warriors, Wrath of Khan, Yojimbo, X2
TelevisionSOUTH PARK, COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, 24, BUFFY, FIREFLY, Battlestar GALACTICA(NEW), SCTV, SPACED, YOUNG ONES
BooksBradbury, Bukowski, Dahl, Fante, King, Klosterman, Vonnegut.... Confederates In The Attic,Dark Knight Returns, The Dirt, I Am Legend, Mr Show: What Happened? What Makes Sammy Run?, COMIC BOOKS: Identity Crisis, Invincible, Powers, Walking Dead, Y The Last Man All BENDIS and BRUBAKER!!
HeroesDon Rickles, Chris Rock, Bob Newhart, Steve Martin(the stand-up, not the actor), Harold Ramis, Tony Stark (for his battle with alcoholism), Dave Lombardo, Dave Mustaine, Neil Adams, Alan Moore, Ruth Gordon

     Brian Posehn's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Slowcoma, CA
Body type:Body builder
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:idiot


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Dork for Thirty Years
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Show a Little Neck
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Puppy Time
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   Upcoming Gigs
Feb 4 2010 8:00P
Headlining The Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Feb 5 2010 8:00P
Headlining The Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Feb 5 2010 10:00P
Headlining The Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Feb 6 2010 7:00P
Headlining The Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Feb 6 2010 9:00P
Headlining The Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Feb 18 2010 8:00P
Headlining The Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Feb 19 2010 8:00P
Headlining The Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Feb 19 2010 10:00P
Headlining The Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Feb 20 2010 7:00P
Headlining The Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Feb 20 2010 9:00P
Headlining The Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Feb 24 2010 7:00P
Headlining The Machine Shop Flint MI
Feb 25 2010 8:00P
Headlining The Jukebox Comedy Club Peoria IL
Feb 26 2010 8:00P
Headlining The Jukebox Comedy Club Peoria IL
Feb 26 2010 10:30P
Headlining The Jukebox Comedy Club Peoria IL
Feb 27 2010 8:00P
Headlining The Jukebox Comedy Club Peoria IL
Feb 27 2010 10:30P
Headlining The Jukebox Comedy Club Peoria IL

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   Brian Posehn's Blurbs
About me:
About me: I'm that one guy from TV. I've also been in movies, mostly bad ones. I'm not counting COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Sarah Silverman's JESUS IS MAGIC or The Devil's Rejects (being involved with that was a horror nerd's dream). Cool people say I'm funny. Just look at my comments. What else?? I like sleeping. Pot makes me high. I've seen more car crashes than most people. I love Skid Row, the band - not the old timey place. I laugh when strangers fall or trip. Too hard. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. My dog Ernie is funny. I love sandwiches, I think they're good. If I were a stuntman I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working. I saw a monkey break the tire swing in his cage and he picked up a giant bolt and winged it out of his cage. It could've fucking killed somebody. I hate skiing, it's hard and anybody who says it's fun is a lying asshole. You can send me a note, but please don't be offended if you don't get a reply. I tried keeping up with it for a while. Fucking impossible, sorry. What else???? Oh yeah, I remember:

Buy my CD!!! 'Live In: Nerd Rage' is available NOW on RELAPSE RECORDS in North America and select European countries.

CHECK OUT MY NEW CD SITE www.BriansNerdRage.com for Free IM Icons, Message Board avatars, computer wallpapers, banners, and samples from my record.

For more information on Brian and/or Live In: Nerd Rage, please contact Betsey Cichoracki, Relapse Records Media Relations at Betsey@Relapse.com.

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CHECK OUT THE TRADE PAPERBACK OF MY COMIC THE LAST CHRISTMAS _ THE TRUE STORY OF SANTA AFTER THE APOCALYPSE AVAILABLE AT BOOKSTORES and COMIC SHOPS NOV. 29 Buy The Last Christmas at Amazon.com AND CHECK OUT MY T-SHIRTS AT THE RELAPSE STORE
Who I'd like to meet:
vampire, wolfman, bigfoot, ninja, dinosaur, frankenstein, a funny drunk, a super smart monkey, the president. no trannies. AND NO MORE FUCKING GROUPS. UNLESS YOUR GROUP IS FOR PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER JOIN A FUCKING GROUP, COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT.

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Brian Posehn's Friends Comments
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G.M.A. INT'L (H.M.C.) FLORIDA CHAPTER

Florida Chapter Georgia



Feb 6 2010 9:34 PM

Brutal Hails from the Mighty G.M.A.
Have a killer weekend!!

HORNS HIGH!!
G.M.A. 4 LIFE!!
Markus Allen Christopher

Markus Allen Christopher



Feb 6 2010 10:13 PM

U ROCK! ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!
Chris

Chris



Feb 7 2010 5:09 AM

Brian Posehn, you are an inspiration to me. Someday I want to be a bad ass metal nerd just like you! When are you gonna come out with a new CD? No pressure but Nerd Rage is awsome!
Soviet Crowbeak

Soviet Crowbeak



Feb 7 2010 4:24 PM

Come do a show in Nova Scotia
blackart production& distribution

blackart production& distribution



Feb 8 2010 12:51 PM

Hello from Ukraine!!! Thanks for friendship!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay metal!!!

Gary

Gary



Feb 8 2010 2:14 PM

Brian, where the heck can I get tickets for your Machine Shop show? I cant find nothin lol
Blue Dog And Sponge Cake

Blue Dog And Sponge Cake



Feb 8 2010 5:03 PM

We hope you have a great week!
Brendan McGinley

Brendan McGinley



Feb 8 2010 8:54 PM

I just saw a girl so hot it made me angry. And I thought again, how right you were.
KMUCK [M.P.D.S.]

KMUCK [M.P.D.S.]



Feb 8 2010 9:15 PM

if there was anyone in the world i could smoke a bowl and listen to old thrash records with, it'd be brian posehn
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Feb 5 2010 2:55 PM

Brian Posehn has been featured on my Metal radio once maybe twice. Tune in and stop by the chatroom to insure it happens again. Be sure to let your friends know also. Powermaker Radio goes Live every Sunday evenings at 8pm pst only on Hard Rock Radio Live www.hardrockradiolive.com .
Mike Roll with a "K"

Mike Koll



Feb 5 2010 9:33 PM

Just saw the episode of "The Bernie Mac Show" where you played a minister. You were quite hilarious! "Hmm...is that punch? You know it's cake's best friend!" was the line, I believe. Yes, I also watched you in the season premier of "The Sarah Silverman Program." Sarah with a mustache and a baby penis on her necklace? Weird.
♪♪ J.Watts ♪♪

♪♪  J.Watts  ♪♪



Feb 6 2010 2:12 AM

Profanity-free, Vulgar-free Productions! HAPPY 2010! Let's change music for GOOD!
Witchetty Man

Witchetty Man



Feb 6 2010 6:54 AM

Hello you have a very funny personality! thank you
peader Moore

peader Moore



Feb 6 2010 11:41 AM

whaT UP DIG, you fucking stupid tall yo
Kirsten

Kirsten Ashwood



Feb 6 2010 3:14 PM

Sending you love, respect, and all kinds of other nice things on this beautiful Saturday morning! :-P
Cellphish

Cellphish



Feb 3 2010 9:10 PM

You sexy MoFo!!!
Christon Owens

Christon Owens



Feb 4 2010 2:24 AM

Heyy, What
Tombstone Troy

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Feb 4 2010 7:21 AM

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Dancing Native Princess:

Dancing Native Princess:



Feb 4 2010 6:06 PM

Have a great day. Just stopped by to show love and say hello. Stay safe and be blessed, DNP
Neurosis (Colombia)

Neurosis (Colombia)



Feb 1 2010 11:35 PM

Thanks for the add and the support - Neurosis from Colombia - Thrash Death Metal since 1987!
$W33T 1

$W33T 1



Feb 2 2010 10:19 AM

JUST STOPPIN BY TO SAY HELLO
VISCERAL DISGORGE (new demo song up)

VISCERAL DISGORGE (new demo song up)



Feb 2 2010 11:13 PM

thanks for the support, cheers from baltimore!
CAPITALISTIC SLAUGHTER

Chris Fitzgerald



Feb 1 2010 12:53 AM

dude, me and you need to go to a lamb of god concert and mosh like crazy sumtime, it wuld b fucking boss as shit.
CACTUS’S

CACTUS’S



Feb 1 2010 6:10 AM

learn to love us
Jazen Hearse

Jazen Hearse



Feb 1 2010 9:44 AM

Just stopping by to say I love you man! You are awesome and hilarious! I can't wait to see that chocolate train with the monkey conductor. That's gunna be awesome! What is your favorite Zombie song? Rob or White don't matter just tell me!
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