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Patton Oswalt
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Male
40 years old
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA
United States



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Bio7/18/88: Started stand-up. Washington, D.C. Frowns. Met Capatch, Chappelle.....6/5/92: Moved to San Francisco. Less frowns. Holy City Zoo, Cobb’s. Coffee, books and drugs. Met Posehn, Gould, Cross, Behrendt, Garofalo.....12/20/92: First TV stand-up. Hawaii. John Byner. Bad suit. Hair gel.....9/21/94: First acting gig. Seinfeld. Two lines.....5/5/95: Move to L.A. First staff writing gig. MAD TV. Frowns. At night: Luna Park, Diamond Club, Largo. Meet Aukerman, Porter, Odenkirk, The D and Silverman.....10/17/97: First HBO Special. Cursing.....4/7/99: 1st Comedy Central 1/2 Hour Special. Godawful.....4/29 - 5/1: 1st ever COMEDIANS OF COMEDY TOUR w/ me & Zach Galifianakis.....6/29/04: First album. FEELIN’ KINDA PATTON.....9/19/04: 1st Comedy Central 1 Hour Special: No Reason to Complain. Very happy.....7/10/07: 2nd album -- WEREWOLVES AND LOLLIPOPS on SubPop...2/28/09: 3rd album/DVD -- MY WEAKNESS IS STRONG on Warner Bros./Comedy Central...8/25/09 (1 Hour Special airs 8/23/09)
Websitepattonoswalt.com
InfluencesBEFORE I WAS A COMEDIAN: Jonathan Winters, WDCA sportscaster Glen Brenner, Bill Cosby (WHY IS THERE AIR? and MY BROTHER RUSSELL) George Carlin (OCCUPATION: FOOLE and CLASS CLOWN) Richard Pryor (ARE YOU SERIOUS? and SUPERNIGGER) Steve Martin (WILD AND CRAZY GUY).....AFTER I STARTED COMEDY: All of my friends
AlbumsFEELIN’ KINDA PATTON / "222" / PATTON VS. ALCOHOL VS. ZACH VS. PATTON (EP) / THE PENNSYLVANIA MACARONI COMPANY (EP) / WEREWOLVES AND LOLLIPOPS / FRANKENSTEINS AND GUMDROPS (EP)

    Patton Oswalt's Interests
GeneralAncient guns
Music10cc, Aimee Mann, Alarm Clocks, BACK FROM THE GRAVE comps, GIRLS IN THE GARAGE comps, NUGGETS and PEBBLES comps, Band of Horses, Beastie Boys, Belle & Sebastian, Buzzcocks, Elvis Costello, Led Zeppelin, Fantomas, flamin' groovies, Erik Satie, The Go-Go's, The Coup, Gnarls Barkley, Holly Golightly, Ted Hawkins, TV on the Radio, Peter Gabriel, Jimmy Scott, Raveonettes, RJD2, The Kinks, Frankie Laine, Le Tigre, Merle Haggard, Michael Penn, M. Ward, Shocking Blue, Marvin Gaye, My Favorite, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Three Dog Night, Camera Obscura, every single song on Rod Stewart's EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY and Lush's SPOOKY, The Smiths, Stylistics, Supergrass, New Pornographers, Caleb, Pixies, Prince Paul, Prince, Waylon Jennings, Webb Brothers, Wire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo
Movies3:10 TO YUMA (1957 and 2007), AALTRA, AFTERLIFE, ALIEN, THE AMERICAN ASTRONAUT, AMERICAN MOVIE, BAADASSSSS!, BAD COMPANY (1972), BAD SANTA, BANK DICK, BARBARIAN INVASIONS, BARBAROSA, BARON OF ARIZONA, BE WITH ME, THE BIG COMBO, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, BLADE RUNNER, BLAST OF SILENCE, BLUE COLLAR, BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, THE BROOD, BRUTE FORCE, Budd Boetticher's RANOWN cycle, THE CANDIDATE, CARNIVAL OF SOULS, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, CAT PEOPLE (1942), CHARLEY VARRICK, CHILDREN OF MEN, CHOPPER, CITY OF GOD, THE CONQUERER WORM, THE CONVERSATION, CRANK, CRIME WAVE (1954), CURE, CURSE OF THE DEMON, THE DARK CORNER, DAY OF THE JACKAL, DEATHDREAM, DEEP BLUE SEA, DETOUR, DR. STRANGELOVE, DUMA, THE DUNGEON MASTERS, ED WOOD, ELECTRA GLIDE IN BLUE, ELEMENT OF CRIME, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, EYES WITHOUT A FACE, FARGO, FAT CITY, FLOATING WEEDS, FOOT FIST WAY, FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL, FREEBIE AND THE BEAN, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, GEORGE WASHINGTON, GHOST DOG, GOD TOLD ME TO, GOLDFINGER, GOODFELLAS, GROUNDHOG DAY, HARD EIGHT, HEART OF THE GAME, HONEYMOON KILLERS, THE HURT LOCKER, I AM CUBA, I WAKE UP SCREAMING, IKIRU, IN CHINA THEY EAT DOGS, THE IRON GIANT, ISLAND OF LOST SOULS, JAWS, KINGPIN, KISS KISS BANG BANG, LATE SHOW, LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, LIVES OF OTHERS, MACBETH (Polanski), MAD LOVE (1935), MALTESE FALCON, MAN'S CASTLE, MAN PUSH CART, THE MAN WHO PLANTED TREES, MARTIN, McCABE & MRS. MILLER, MIDNIGHT RUN, MS. 45, MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS, MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO, NEAR DARK, THE NICKEL RIDE, NOBODY KNOWS, ODDS AGAINST TOMORROW, ONLY ANGELS HAVE WINGS, PAPER MOON, PHANTOM LADY, PRIME CUT, PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, RABID, John Grisham's THE RAINMAKER, RATATOUILLE, RAVENOUS, REPO MAN, THE ROAD WARRIOR, RONIN, SALESMAN, SERIE NOIRE, THE SET-UP, SEVEN, SHERMAN'S MARCH, SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT, THE SNAKE, STATION AGENT, STRANGERS ON A TRAIN, SUPERBAD, T-MEN, THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE, TAMPOPO, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THEATRE OF BLOOD, THIEF, TOY STORY 2, THE TRIAL, LE TROU, UNBREAKABLE, UTU, VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS, THE VISITOR, THE WICKER MAN (1971), WILD THINGS, WINGS OF DESIRE, WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER, THE WRESTLER (2008)
Television30 ROCK, ANDY GRIFFITH, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, BARNEY MILLER, BREAKING BAD, DEADWOOD, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, FRONTLINE, LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN, THE OFFICE, P.O.V., THE SHIELD, SOUTH PARK, SUBTERRANEAN, TOP CHEF, WIDE ANGLE, THE WIRE
BooksAnything by: Alan Moore, Cormac McCarthy, Shirley Jackson, Michael Shea, Heather Havrilesky, Mark Steyn, Charles Willeford, Harlan Ellison, Arthur Machen, Wallace Stevens, Jim Goad, Donald Westlake writing as Richard Stark, Simon Rich, James Ellroy, Garret Keizer, Brian K. Vaughn, Dostoevsky, Willa Cather, Fritz Lieber, David Foster Wallace, Peter Richmond, Alain de Botton, Sarah Thyre, Cintra Wilson, William Maxwell, Thomas Cahill, all the writing on TrueCrimeDiary.com
HeroesBen Franklin, Jonathan Winters, Nellie Bly, Hoke Moseley, this karate instructor I saw on YouTube who punched a pimp, Gale Sayers, my dad

     Patton Oswalt's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sterling, Virginia
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes


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Patton Oswalt - My Weakness Is Strong - Comedy Central Special
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Nov 7 2009 8:00P
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Nov 14 2009 9:00P
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Mary

Mary Anderson



Nov 9 2009 4:44 PM

I'm glad to know you!
BAILEY

BAILEY



Nov 9 2009 2:33 AM

Great job on 'Community' tonight!
I want to share my pizza rolls with you.
Delfin

Delfin



Nov 9 2009 2:33 AM

"I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR HAM!"

Great show tonight, Patton! Looking forward to your next visit here to the Big Apple!

Del
TiM?

TiM?



Nov 9 2009 2:33 AM

Doing a cameo on both Bored to Death and Community..... Thank you Patton, you were great in both roles. Congrats on all the success and good luck with your future endeavors.
Socialitis

Socialitis



Nov 9 2009 2:33 AM

I just saw you on Community! What a nice surprise.
FatMatDuhRat

Matthew Purnell



Nov 9 2009 2:32 AM

Hey man, thank you very much for coming to NYC and doing a great show at The Town Hall last night! You are an excellent comedian & I wish you could have done another encore. It was awesome seeing you perform live and I'm highly looking forward to the next time you come back to New York.
Mr. Salami

Mr. Salami



Nov 9 2009 2:32 AM

Great job in "Community", Patton! Very funny!

- Patrick
Sacramento, CA
Atrophy

Mike Orman



Nov 5 2009 8:38 PM

Showin' mad love from . . . .Manhattan NYC. . . . I hope you enjoy :)
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Tomy Cruz



Nov 4 2009 11:39 PM

hey Patton to me your pretty much the greatest comedian ever seriously you've done a great job take care - Tomy
little sister

little sister



Nov 4 2009 11:39 PM

Is that limo solid gold?
Crash Text Dummy

Crash Text Dummy



Nov 4 2009 11:39 PM

here's my pic so you recognize me. just in case, while i'm passing through your neighborhood, and, have to relieve myself using one of your bushes, you don't freak out and call the police...
Jessica_Cruz

Jessica Cruz



Nov 3 2009 9:37 PM

THANK YOU :-)
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IMPERIAL MINDS PRODUCTIONS(IMP)



Nov 3 2009 9:34 PM

Hello Spencer who's really the King Of Queens!!
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Blake Chancellor



Nov 3 2009 5:04 AM

Nowhere in the bible does it say that jesus wasn't a raptor.
El Ángel Exterminador

Sam DiSalle



Nov 1 2009 4:36 AM

happy halloween. i hope you feel better, also.
Jinny

Jinny Coles



Nov 1 2009 4:36 AM

It's my honour to meet you.
Mikelyn Michelle

Mikelyn Michelle



Nov 1 2009 4:36 AM

Sky Cake....you evil genius!
BigFreaky

BigFreaky



Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

<3 you circus peanuts! hope I have a chance to see you soon!!
Jonathan Nation

Jonathan Nation



Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

The Brood?? Oh yeah!! Is that cause Oliver Reed is the man?
Giovanni

Giovanni



Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

THANK YOU FOR THE ADD.APPRECIATE IT.TAKE CARE AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
lol... Beef Stroke-anoff

Mitch Sanchez



Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

you probably hear this alot but... you are MY FUCKING GOD (besides the flying spaghetti monster) AND IDOL!! my sense of humor came to be because of you

i thank you and fucking love you.. in a non sword fighting sorta way.
i need to see you live
Man

Man



Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

i was wanderin along, singin my song, when suddenly... patton!
Elizabeth

Elizabeth Frazier



Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

I'd love to be friends with you .
Megan

Megan Sellers
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Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

tHANX FOR THE ADD
The Skeleton Man™

The Skeleton Man™



Oct 29 2009 9:22 PM

you are the shit my friend, where can i get tickets?
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