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Patton Oswalt
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Male
40 years old
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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Bio7/18/88: Started stand-up. Washington, D.C. Frowns. Met Capatch, Chappelle.....6/5/92: Moved to San Francisco. Less frowns. Holy City Zoo, Cobb’s. Coffee, books and drugs. Met Posehn, Gould, Cross, Behrendt, Garofalo.....12/20/92: First TV stand-up. Hawaii. John Byner. Bad suit. Hair gel.....9/21/94: First acting gig. Seinfeld. Two lines.....5/5/95: Move to L.A. First staff writing gig. MAD TV. Frowns. At night: Luna Park, Diamond Club, Largo. Meet Aukerman, Porter, Odenkirk, The D and Silverman.....10/17/97: First HBO Special. Cursing.....4/7/99: 1st Comedy Central 1/2 Hour Special. Godawful.....4/29 - 5/1: 1st ever COMEDIANS OF COMEDY TOUR w/ me & Zach Galifianakis.....6/29/04: First album. FEELIN’ KINDA PATTON.....9/19/04: 1st Comedy Central 1 Hour Special: No Reason to Complain. Very happy.....7/10/07: 2nd album -- WEREWOLVES AND LOLLIPOPS on SubPop...2/28/09: 3rd album/DVD -- MY WEAKNESS IS STRONG on Warner Bros./Comedy Central...8/25/09 (1 Hour Special airs 8/23/09)
Websitepattonoswalt.com
InfluencesBEFORE I WAS A COMEDIAN: Jonathan Winters, WDCA sportscaster Glen Brenner, Bill Cosby (WHY IS THERE AIR? and MY BROTHER RUSSELL) George Carlin (OCCUPATION: FOOLE and CLASS CLOWN) Richard Pryor (ARE YOU SERIOUS? and SUPERNIGGER) Steve Martin (WILD AND CRAZY GUY).....AFTER I STARTED COMEDY: All of my friends
AlbumsFEELIN’ KINDA PATTON / "222" / PATTON VS. ALCOHOL VS. ZACH VS. PATTON (EP) / THE PENNSYLVANIA MACARONI COMPANY (EP) / WEREWOLVES AND LOLLIPOPS / FRANKENSTEINS AND GUMDROPS (EP)

    Patton Oswalt's Interests
GeneralAncient guns
Music10cc, Aimee Mann, Alarm Clocks, BACK FROM THE GRAVE comps, GIRLS IN THE GARAGE comps, NUGGETS and PEBBLES comps, Band of Horses, Beastie Boys, Belle & Sebastian, Buzzcocks, Elvis Costello, Led Zeppelin, Fantomas, flamin' groovies, Erik Satie, The Go-Go's, The Coup, Gnarls Barkley, Holly Golightly, Ted Hawkins, TV on the Radio, Peter Gabriel, Jimmy Scott, Raveonettes, RJD2, The Kinks, Frankie Laine, Le Tigre, Merle Haggard, Michael Penn, M. Ward, Shocking Blue, Marvin Gaye, My Favorite, Three Dog Night, Camera Obscura, every single song on Rod Stewart's EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY and Lush's SPOOKY, The Smiths, Stylistics, Supergrass, New Pornographers, Caleb, Pixies, Prince Paul, Prince, Waylon Jennings, Webb Brothers, Wire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo
Movies3:10 TO YUMA (1957 and 2007), AALTRA, AFTERLIFE, ALIEN, THE AMERICAN ASTRONAUT, AMERICAN MOVIE, BAADASSSSS!, BAD COMPANY (1972), BAD SANTA, BANK DICK, BARBAROSA, BE WITH ME, THE BIG COMBO, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, BLADE RUNNER, BLAST OF SILENCE, BLUE COLLAR, BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, THE BROOD, BRUTE FORCE, Budd Boetticher's RANOWN cycle, THE CANDIDATE, CARNIVAL OF SOULS, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, CAT PEOPLE (1942), CHARLEY VARRICK, CHILDREN OF MEN, CHOPPER, CITY OF GOD, THE CONQUERER WORM, THE CONVERSATION, CRANK, CRIME WAVE (1954), CURE, CURSE OF THE DEMON, THE DARK CORNER, DAY OF THE JACKAL, DEATHDREAM, DEEP BLUE SEA, DETOUR, DR. STRANGELOVE, DUMA, THE DUNGEON MASTERS, ED WOOD, ELECTRA GLIDE IN BLUE, ELEMENT OF CRIME, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, EYES WITHOUT A FACE, FARGO, FAT CITY, FLOATING WEEDS, FOOT FIST WAY, FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL, FREEBIE AND THE BEAN, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, GEORGE WASHINGTON, GHOST DOG, GOD TOLD ME TO, GOLDFINGER, GOODFELLAS, GROUNDHOG DAY, HARD EIGHT, HEART OF THE GAME, HONEYMOON KILLERS, THE HURT LOCKER, I AM CUBA, I WAKE UP SCREAMING, IKIRU, IN CHINA THEY EAT DOGS, THE IRON GIANT, ISLAND OF LOST SOULS, JAWS, KINGPIN, KISS KISS BANG BANG, LATE SHOW, LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, LIVES OF OTHERS, MACBETH (Polanski), MALTESE FALCON, MAN'S CASTLE, THE MAN WHO PLANTED TREES, MARTIN, McCABE & MRS. MILLER, MIDNIGHT RUN, MS. 45, MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS, NEAR DARK, THE NICKEL RIDE, ODDS AGAINST TOMORROW, ONLY ANGELS HAVE WINGS, PAPER MOON, PHANTOM LADY, PRIME CUT, PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, RABID, John Grisham's THE RAINMAKER, RATATOUILLE, RAVENOUS, REPO MAN, THE ROAD WARRIOR, RONIN, SALESMAN, SERIE NOIRE, SEVEN, SHERMAN'S MARCH, SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT, STATION AGENT, STRANGERS ON A TRAIN, SUPERBAD, T-MEN, THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE, TAMPOPO, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THEATRE OF BLOOD, THIEF, TOY STORY 2, THE TRIAL, LE TROU, UNBREAKABLE, UTU, VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS, THE VISITOR, THE WICKER MAN (1971), WILD THINGS, WINGS OF DESIRE, WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER, THE WRESTLER (2008)
Television30 ROCK, ANDY GRIFFITH, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, BARNEY MILLER, BREAKING BAD, DEADWOOD, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, FRONTLINE, LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN, THE OFFICE, P.O.V., THE SHIELD, SOUTH PARK, SUBTERRANEAN, TOP CHEF, WIDE ANGLE, THE WIRE
BooksAnything by: Alan Moore, Cormac McCarthy, Shirley Jackson, Michael Shea, Heather Havrilesky, Mark Steyn, Charles Willeford, Harlan Ellison, Arthur Machen, Wallace Stevens, Jim Goad, Donald Westlake writing as Richard Stark, Simon Rich, James Ellroy, Garret Keizer, Brian K. Vaughn, Dostoevsky, Willa Cather, Fritz Lieber, David Foster Wallace, Peter Richmond, Alain de Botton, Sarah Thyre, Cintra Wilson, William Maxwell, Thomas Cahill, all the writing on TrueCrimeDiary.com
HeroesBen Franklin, Jonathan Winters, Nellie Bly, Hoke Moseley, this karate instructor I saw on YouTube who punched a pimp, Gale Sayers, my dad

     Patton Oswalt's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sterling, Virginia
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 20 2009 8:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Aug 29 2009 9:00P
The Largo Los Angeles CA
Sep 19 2009 8:00P
Nob Hill Masonic Auditorium San Francisco CA
Oct 9 2009 8:00P
Count Basie Theatre Red Bank NJ
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
Keswick Theatre Glenside PA

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Jul 10 2009 6:35 AM

How are you??
Mackenzie





Jul 9 2009 5:23 PM

I am so excited for "Big Fan"! You look amazing in it!
J.J.





Jul 8 2009 4:52 PM

The Stella D'Oro factory in the Bronx will be closing in October... BUT thank goodness they are picking up production elsewhere because I need Stella D'Oro so my wife and I can grow old together, and hate each other.
IM POURING OXYCLEAN ON THE CURB FOR MY DEAD HOMEY





Jul 8 2009 4:04 PM

Big Fan looks pretty amazing. I figured it would be just another overzealous sports fan comedy but then the trailor took a dark turn. I really can't wait to see how you do in a serious role.
brendahamLincoln





Jul 7 2009 9:48 PM

Joining the throngs (two) of followers giving you kudos for Big Fan. That shit moved me. A far cry from Auteur #1 in Desperate But Not Serious. Though I do ask that you please do us a favor and keep that layer of courtesy fat when you become a huge movie star. We don't need to see that fetus-in-fetu thing you got going on.
matthew





Jul 7 2009 9:33 PM

yeah mang, was full-on hooked on big fan from the premise. trailer's nice, that sportstalk scripting scene = f'n brilliant
LobsterJustin





Jul 7 2009 6:36 AM

Saw trailer for Big Fan on Yahoo. It looks really fantastic. Congratulations sir.
Flu Prevention





Jul 6 2009 5:56 PM

Thanks for the add!
3rd Shift Lighters





Jul 6 2009 2:19 PM

thanks dude, play Chicago I'll be one of those people who smell like weed.
TOH Media





Jul 6 2009 1:53 PM

We love for the sake of loving. Does that make us slutty???



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Jul 5 2009 5:32 PM

STATHAM KICKS ASSS!!!!!!!!
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Jul 4 2009 2:27 AM

cheers man for the acceptance, u ever think off coming over to ireland for a gig, love the stand ups, u and zach were fucking awsome on comedians of comedy. hope u guys do another, if u have time check out my music, if not so fuck!! lol later man!
Comic Book Freak





Jul 4 2009 12:28 AM

thanks for the add
Kat





Jul 3 2009 10:54 AM

Hi Patton - saw your new standup show on tv - great material... oh man, you're so much like me - I used to go hide in the ladies room at work when someone came in to "visit and show off" their new babies! And I'm a woman - so I really got sh*t for it like I was some kinda mutant female with broken dna.
Well, maybe I am?
then again, I like rats too.
xox
Kat
Owned & The Lolzords





Jul 2 2009 11:09 PM

I saw you topless in King of Queens xxx
Umberto





Jul 2 2009 7:11 PM

Thanks for the add.
Jug of Orange Juice





Jul 2 2009 3:20 PM

p'ton oswheelt. you have been known to fill my plastic casing with laugh bubbles.
El Ángel Exterminador





Jul 2 2009 5:40 AM

from one film lover to another, i heartily thank you. even two titles from you are worth their weight in gold.
StandUPcomic Dax Jordan





Jul 2 2009 5:33 AM

Myspace will soon be retro cool. Mark my words.
El Ángel Exterminador





Jul 2 2009 1:23 AM

this might sound weird, but i would be so thankful if you'd add more titles to your "movie" box. Your taste in cinema is just so damn good; forgive me for my zeal.
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Jul 1 2009 10:09 PM

So... yea. You should prolly get your sorry ass out to Colorado and do a show. You know you want to.
spencecomedy.





Jun 30 2009 9:35 PM

Thanks for the add. Still waiting for Texas Weedwacker Massacre II
IM POURING OXYCLEAN ON THE CURB FOR MY DEAD HOMEY





Jun 30 2009 1:09 AM

the worst part about MJ dying is now we get to hear all the oh so edgy motherfuckers retell MJ jokes from 10 years ago that weren't that funny in the first place
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